I want rustlers-cut throats-murderers-bounty hunters-desperados-mugs-pugs-thugs-nitwits-halfwits-dimwits-vipers-snipers-conmen-Indian agents-bandits-muggers-buggerers-bushwhackers-hornswogglers-horse thieves-train robbers-bank robbers-asskickers-shitkickers and Methodists! —Hedley Lamarr