They should put all of the groceries on robots and make customers chase them around the store to get what they want.
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Only if we get baseball bats to beat the robots to pieces with.
aug 31, 2025, 3:39 am • 0 0 • view
The robots get Astromech-like shock prods/saws/etc.
aug 31, 2025, 3:41 am • 1 0 • view
Deal.
aug 31, 2025, 3:42 am • 0 0 • view
That same robot is at a bowling alley in my city and it brings pizzas out from the kitchen. It’s useless. You still need someone to put pizzas on and off of it. Clankers like these only exist because “small business owners” use them to break morale.
aug 31, 2025, 2:48 am • 3 0 • view
I think the generational gap of using AI/stupid robots is if you listen to phone calls on FaceTime and full volume in public or not. That is absolutely the target audience for Teslas and self driving cars. Source: I build cars.
aug 31, 2025, 2:57 am • 1 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 3:30 am • 19 6 • view
Suspend the customers from ropes and drop the groceries down the side of a climbing wall pachinko style
aug 31, 2025, 2:38 am • 0 0 • view
Customers have it too easy. Time to ramp things up.
aug 31, 2025, 2:39 am • 1 0 • view
I currently work at a grocery store and honestly? i'd be down for that. also someone that works there is plotting to destroy that thing right now. we have a robot in the store and we all hated the damn thing. it tries to escape on a regular basis.
aug 31, 2025, 2:41 am • 1 0 • view
"Whoops, it got away somehow." *robot trundles towards the nearest highway*
aug 31, 2025, 2:43 am • 1 0 • view
heh. I need to suggest that. we'd have to "help" it out the door though.
aug 31, 2025, 2:48 am • 0 0 • view