Copspeak is wild. "Trooper involved in single-vehicle collision." ...you mean the Trooper wrecked their squad car?
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I mean hypothetically, as a thought experiment, if that same trooper driving that same squad car travelled through time and collided with himself would that be a single vehicle collision, or two?
sep 4, 2025, 3:17 pm • 3 0 • view
Theseus a complicated question.
sep 4, 2025, 6:53 pm • 1 0 • view
This one makes sense if no other facts are known, I guess. Like yeah, a deer could have hit them or something. Of course, knowing cops, it was probably user error! 🤣
sep 5, 2025, 1:44 am • 0 0 • view
Curious minds want to know if there were any wildlife fatalities. It's that or telephone polls exhibiting self-harm tendencies.
sep 4, 2025, 4:04 pm • 1 0 • view
i'm more interested in what alcohol percentage was on the trooper's breathalyzer, and if he passed a field sobriety test.
sep 4, 2025, 5:20 pm • 4 0 • view
😂
sep 4, 2025, 3:12 pm • 0 0 • view
What did he collide with? Did it jump out in front of him?
sep 4, 2025, 6:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Remember folks police are not your friends and they're not here to protect you at all.
sep 4, 2025, 3:17 pm • 4 0 • view