I pray this is AI generated. But odds are these two cousin-fu@kers actually exist. Murica 😔

Are these guys compensating for something

If they shot each other, it'd be three weeks before either of them said, "Ouch!".

Darryl and his brother Darryl in line for Jesus Chicken are who will be fighting for MAGA. Thought: All we need to win are food trucks throughout the country serving chicken sandwiches with pickles.

Wrong: America is the punchline.

Fun fact: you can refuse service to people who open carry.

Are these the American people who are so important to Australia's security? The ones that Marlesy cuddles up to?

I wonder who makes camo pants in triple-X large? 😂

Walmart

I hope they got asked about their LARP at every stop.

Yep... funny... just not haha funny.

Don't mock, they're veterans of Dessert Storm...

Those great grampys need to be sitting down at the cracker barrel, before standing overloads their hearts

All you would have to do is go up a short flight of stairs to escape...Oh! and throw a sandwich at them to keep 'em in place.

😳??? If this is real, someone needs to dial 911

Seen that image before, always wondering why do they have their finger near the trigger? In case a flying sandwich comes at them? Seriously though, so ridiculous.

ICE bravely face two quarter ponders with cheese. Oh, they're not ICE? Right, no mask, my mistake.

Meal Team Six

How embarrassing

When you're raised by your uncledaddy and mommysister, had an Ford F150 for your 6th birthday, couches and a fridge in your frontyard and was never told no...