I moved to Texas in 1974 and back then, every other bumper sticker was SECEDE. I left a decade later and have never been back, but I hear many Texans still have them. At this point, I would encourageTexas to forget about gerrymandering and just go full on secession… For everyone’s sake.
Well past time….
Moved to Texas in ‘78 and left in ‘87 for work at Bell Labs in IL. I was a woke hire which I greatly appreciated as I was as qualified as my peers. Anyway.. Don’t recall these bumper stickers but saw lots of rifles in pickup gun racks and heard go home Yankee quite often.
And don't let the door hit you in the butt...
Passports to travel into America to see pro baseball, football games, Broadway plays; restricted use of our sea ports and airports. Passport required to go to the Smoky Mountains, Hawaii, Dollywood, Gatlinburg, music festivals, Sturbridge, visa required to work in America. Import export taxes.
And require a passport to enter America. Take away all federal funding, highways, government services,. You want to visit the Grand Canyon? Show your passport. Disney? Show your passport. Enjoy your poverty, stupidity, dirty rivers.
Absolutely! Cut the cord and no more Federal ANYTHING! Make sure they are required to have a passport to enter the US!
I propose we go one step further. The next time we get a Democratic POTUS in office, let's sell Texas to Mexico. That should liven things up a bit.
Mexico doesn't want that shit...
Maybe, maybe not. Picture this: Mexico takes it upon itself to cleanse South America of its criminals and misfits—then ships them all to Texas. Texas becomes one giant prison state, sealed off by a “big, beautiful wall” that, naturally, Texas gets the privilege of paying for. 😊
Agreed. They should build a wall with an electric fence around them but first pay everyone who would like to leave full relocation expenses.
Please Texas....Secede as soon as you can. You are a disgrace to humanity
But how would the blue states their bills
I believe they used to be part of Mexico. Hmmm.
...and take Alabama and Mississippi with you!
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I'm sure they will be the aliens they want to be, since Mexico has had enough.
TEXAS CAN SECEDE AND WHEN THEY BEG MEXICO TO JOIN THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO MAJOR BUSINESS TO BRING IN INCOME TO SURVIVE!!! WITHOUT BLUE STATES INCOME EVERY RED STATES IS SCREWED!!!!
There’s only one problem with that, you’ll be stranding the majority of voters, Democrats/ liberals, to living in a seceded state? I’m just gently reminding all of you that Texas would be a BLUE state if it wasn’t gerrymandered to all f****** hell. All those liberals stranded forever.💔
Give the land back to Mexico....flat out...oil wells, cattle farms & everything---NOW TEXANS have to pay MEXICO to stay on land that wasn't theirs to begin with...
If there's some kind of petition for this to happen, I'll gladly sign
All my exes live in Texas.
Bye bye!!!
I wish
I’ve been saying that for years. They always proclaim Texas needs nobody or anything from anybody.
I don't see it as a threat, I see it as a broken promise.
God I wish they would secede.
They can't afford to.
That would be a beautiful day in American history. We would smile .
Please add FLOR-I-DUH to that list…
Please... And take Florida with it.
I recently saw a guy with his family and he wore a Texas shirt that said “Secede? Yall are lucky we don’t invade”
Sell the state to Mexico.
We moved there in 71 from Chicago, it was a culture shock. I was sad all the cars didn't have steer horns on the bumpers
Can they take Florida with them?
the only problem with texas seceding is that it may lead California to do the same and we really need California in the union.
Speaking of bumper stickers, if we all put "I love Mexico" stickers on our cars, ICE would be wasting a lot of time pulling us over then releasing us. They would have much less time to harass immigrants. They might even start ignoring cars with Mexico stickers.
Even better:put such bumper stickers on MAGA cars.
👏👏👏👏👏 Yes!!!!!
I read of someone doing this in San Antonio. She's been pulled over five times, and tells them the sticker came with the car. 👏👏👏
This!
We can not turn a Nazi/KKK nation loose upon the world. Alternatively, reinstate the reconstruction.
They wanted to secede because they objected to federal interference with their state. Now they're bending over backwards to help the federal interference
And take the rest of the freeloading red states with you! Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!!👍👍👍
Give it back to Mexico
I think CA would be better served by doing that. Last time I posted that we got tons of other takers from folks in other states. The status quo is NOT America.
Yes! See ya, TX. Wouldn’t want to be ya!!!😜
I could let Tex-ass go...
Wouldn’t that be a relief…
Ultimately, this is the only solution.
Secede, TX, & give up all US federal dollars, federal offices, military bases, etc.
They can maintain the border without help.
I would suddenly be for border security and a tall, tall wall to keep Texans out of our country.
I vote that Mexico take us New Mexicans back.
I had one when I was young because I literally thought it was satire. When I found out a bunch of yahoos had them, I replaced it with something I found equally ridiculous, like "Nuke gay whales for Jesus," rediculous.
The thing is they have already tried twice and failed! Miserably!
Please and I'll move away from this shit hole.
Yes please
Yeah, we were all ready to turn Texas into that extra closet we've been wanting
😂😂😂
We should just let Mexico have them back
I moved out of Texas in April because I am throughly discussed and offended by the the 3 stooges taking it upon themselves to ban and make it illegal for a woman to make her own decisions. Women they do not know, clueless of her situation, nor her timeline for reproduction. They are dictating Texas
to become a purely fascist state following their sick demented and mentally incompetent god. It has become a full on racist, bigoted, and sexist state. So I grew tired of being labeled an ignorant conservative and haven’t looked back. 💙.
Seriously, I live in Florida and even I would not step a foot in Texas. JFK was murdered in that state.
Texas can't secede. It's can't afford to. It is one of the “moocher states,” receiving far more money from the federal government than it provides. As for me, I'm getting a little tired of picking up the tab for the One Star State.
it would be laughable to watch that state leave with its massive problems it has, it would quickly turn into a 3rd world country when you have republcians running it
So the crazy thing is, Texas actually contributes more than it takes! I was surprised by this too. This tells me Texas really hates their residents because they COULD have nice things (unlike MS or WV) and they choose not to. Never forget: Republicans fucking hate you.
In case you hadn’t noticed, many Republican states are almost there as it is. Without federal funds being pumped in from blue states they’d have crumbled completely long ago.
oh I've visited or went to many for work and just can't believe how they're able to function or even keep their power on from what I've seen, but at least they've got them guns to keep them warm right lol. The SE of the US to me is a pathetic place to live and be in
Please! Secede and pay your own damn bills--Florida can follow right behind you too
Cut Florida loose too. We can do without the idiocy of the whole state and its white trash administration.
And then let Mexico take it back.
They would have so much of the blue states behind this move. They hate democracy and freedom despite their lying words.
aw but then who would fund it?
Yeah Texas secedes and 5 minutes later, Russia moves in troops and nukes in texas... and sends little green men in the US to get more territory with the full support of MAGA.
it may surprise people to know that more people lean democrat and Independent than republican in Texas. And yet Texas always seems to vote Republican. Gerrymandering can explain this discrepancy.
We could just give Texas back to Mexico.
Made a mistake and blocked the next post. Sorry.
I think they should be given back to Mexico. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/08/trum...
They can’t because they can’t support themselves. They have to mooch off CA
What can I do to help Texas leave?
Really? I can’t believe even this long after the civil war, they openly cling to slaveholder ideology. I mean I knew they were racist but this is beyond racism. Let them leave I say and take their fascist friends with them.
It would solve so many problems.
As a U.S. citizen I think there are a few states we could cut loose…the ones sucking up resources, that apparently hate everything America stands for…you know the ones…yeah, start your own country and we will see how that works out for ya.
Yep! Texas, Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky, West Virginia...
C'mon, Texas! Secede!
Please, just go.
If only
I’ve said this for decades. Secede. GTFO. We’ll all be better off.
We should give Texas to Mexico, as long as Mexico promises to build a wall along the northern border of Texas.
There are many of us, a majority in fact, who are not happy with what is happening here and are grateful to California and other Democratic states are doing. We're not a red state, we're a rigged state.
I can't help them vote to secede, but can the rest of us vote to EXPEL them from the union?
That'd be great!
The problem is that the majority of people in Texas are gerrymandered and can’t afford to move out of state. It’s by design.
Horns Down
It’s the state motto. I say GO we are tired of listening to you whine, hearing your gun ownership speeches and dealing with your general insanity.
Secede! You'll save the rest of us a lot of money.
Fine with me. They wouldn't last 10 minutes without sucking Federal teat.
Try again. Texas provides more federal tax dollars than it receives. Also, millions of good people live in Texas and didn’t vote for this shit. We don’t like our State government and their authoritarian tendencies, but we are here trying to change things. Don’t group us in with those criminals.
Oh you poor summer child Bless yore black heart TX takes $20 BILLION mire than it receives each year
lol that is not true. Texas takes more than they give. FFS.
I am a Texan living in Texas. If Texas leaves, I am certain other states, Mexico, and Canada would give us refugee status.
Take one for the team.
I truly applaud people that are willing to fight in places like Texas, Florida etc. I’m here in my blue state feeling incredibly nervous, afraid and scared, but not as much as the sane folks who live in places that have been taken over by a very loud minority. Keep up the good fight!!
Well they’ve just moved to further negate all the sane people in Texas votes… so it seems to be failing.
The please do something about it. You are trying, true.
Move. Fuck that place.
Ummm… actually no. But you do you boo.
Just two competing sets of numbers. I was wrong. Misinformation is out there and we are all vulnerable. usafacts.org/articles/whi... rockinst.org/issue-areas/...
Sorry, guy... but TX is a net recipient of federal dollars.
It wouldn’t be a bad idea for California - world’s fourth largest economy not having to support the red states. Not much of a downside.
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They can secede and become a third world country, ruled by mental midgets.
And the rest of the red southern states. Blue state taxes keep them alive.
Please go by by texas
They would but they found out.T hey can't keep social security, Medicare or snap or disaster relief and would need their own military and own money 😅 .Just send Florida,Texas Louisiana, Georgia and Alabama back to Mexico, California, Oregon ,Washington, Michigan with Canada rest under tribal rule.
Might as well since those guys are FUBAR thanks to their state government. I'd like to see Mexico overtake them at some point! We should make DC a state to compensate.
I’ve always been for the border wall in Texas, I just want it on the northern border.
I'm so fucking tired of waiting for them to GTFO and give us back our delegates and EC votes. Fuck Texas. Secede? Let's start talking *expulsion*.
I mean, the US only annexed Texas to provoke a war with Mexico as a pretext to invade and steal California, Utah, Nevada, Arizona and New Mexico along with huge chunks of Colorado, Oklahoma, Kansas and Wyoming... 😵💫 wHy WoNt ThE mExIcAnS jUsT gO hOmE? 😵💫
If the south decides to secede again, we're not gonna stop them this time.
The red river would be a good border.
would love to axe the state. 40% of our oil comes from Texas. would be interesting to say the least.
Never gonna happen. They don’t have the resources to defend themselves. The army of BUULSHIT won’t work
It would make things nicer.
Then, pull NASA out of Houston and watch the state collapse Please, secede
been here 11 yrs, have seen 2 secede bumper stickers. live on the border. never seen a lawless caravan. do know a lot of good people just living their lives the best they can. we're suppose to be the good guys,folks,offering government that cares for the poor/sick/marginalized.let maga keep the hate
Take Florida with you haha
They’d be broke and begging to be re-admitted in 30 days or less.
That's was more dickless cowboy BS.....Texas is tough like trump isn't a felon
If Texass secedes then the Blue States can. Then the freeloading red states can support themselves.
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All those poor hostages of Texas that can't afford to leave the debauchery.
You want the bombing to start. We are not playing with the nice guys here.
I keep doing my part by encouraging Texans to secede but, at the end of the day, they're all tough talk but no action! I think they'll do well out there on their own.
💙🙏 TX is huge. All of MAGA would fit easily and they can have the creep theocracy they crave. But that would leave us in peace, and they're bullies.
Yes!!! Please this. Get the Fck out.
Works for me.
I’ve been saying that for years.
Agreed. I still (sigh) have family, there. You couldn't pay me to go back. Ever.
As non-American it ain’t none of my business, but I’d say: “well off you go then! Thanks! Bye bye! Still here? You are free now. Kssjjt, go away!”
I was there, several times over the years. My sister married a pseudo-cowboy. Everyone in the Hill Country had those stickers and the Nobama stickers. Also OneBigAssMistake,America stickers. I saw a total of four Texas Democrat stickers. Never going back there. Worst state in America. Secede!
Please! And take Floriduh with you!
We'll throw it in for free, as a parting gift. 😁
Yay!
Seriously, they need to fuck right off.
Please!
Take Alabama, Oklahoma, Mississippi and Florida with you...... Good riddance and fuck off.
Yup.
No more hand outs and let them defend themselves against a Mexican invasion.
AMEN!
I concur. Let them go. Remove every US Federal installation and service member to States that RESPECT the US Constitution. Let #TexasExit
Nothing says succeed like secede, except for suck seed. Cos, that's what you're gonna be doing.
In Florida during the Cuba exodus we had bumper stickers that read: Will the last American leaving Miami please bring the flag. And yet, Cubans vote for white bigots.
Yes, please fuck off Texas. You didn’t invent bbq; you didn’t invent French fries, you’re bad at everything except theft and fraud. Go away.
I am a multigenerational Texan. I’ve just sold my house in Dallas and am getting the hell outta this insane state. The TX GOP are traitors to everything that is American.
I would even pay taxes to help them hire a van to move their junk
Agreed. Been saying that for years. Just do it already and stfup tx.
Tired of waiting for them to secede. Time for the rest of us to start talking expulsion. Good fucking riddance.
Let's give Texas back to Mexico
Fortunately, I only used my typical reply to any Texas Secession post, since you were just commenting, and not one of the blatherers during Biden’s Administration. I had to look this up to possibly apologize, if I’d stepped over a line. The reason I say this is, my wife shared an article today,
reporting on 23 blue state AGs who are Zooming several times per week. They’re war-gaming responses to Trump’s overreach, with a concept called “soft-secession." Basically, they just don’t comply with a lot of the Federal orders, and there’s no real way for Trump to enforce it.
Good way to push back. (Link, only if you’re interested: cmarmitage.substack.com/p/its-time-f...) However, I’m also hearing (still looking for a decent source, that the BlackWater clowns are angling for a 10 year contract, to police America. That could get exciting.
Good luck Texas without blue state money
absolutely...i am tired of their entitlement and arrogance...let them form their own country and leave the rest of us alone. oh, and take the Longhorns with them.
As a Marylander, I would contribute to this cause.
For real. Although they can’t survive on their own. Whatever CA puts into the federal coffers Texas uses it all up. For a welfare state they certainly are mouthy and needy.
They aren’t actually a welfare state. Which is somehow worse….they could be providing shit to constituents and instead…just don’t.
From what I’m reading they always have their hand out. They tried to leave the union years ago if I’m remembering correctly and found they weren’t able to self sustain. I’m probably wrong but they need to slow down the taking.
Oh they absolutely can’t self sustain. They would fail miserably. But that’s different than what people are saying about who gives/takes from the fed. They give but only because they are doing dumb things like refusing money for infrastructure. So they suck on multiple levels 😂
I gotta agree there. 😹
I’ve never lived in Texas and never will but I’ve been asking for decades how we can save them the effort and just proactively kick them out. An involuntary secession, if you will. I’m tired of Texas and it’s endless BS keeping the rest of us down.
Texas Exceptionalism is American Exceptionalism on steroids.
so 50 yrs ago they wanted to secede but still nothing. historically, they've gone back & forth. at some point we gotta consider what would we'd lose? they've got a big problem with the U.S. Constitution, thinking it really doesn't need to apply to them. so the rest of U.S. need to put up w/ this BS.
I always wished they had.
Except for those of us who are trapped here for one reason or another.
I know. I have family there. I think hard choices are going to have to be made
I’m for it! They can make Trump the king and everyone can that wants to live under his rule can
They can't afford to.
#fucktexas
Actually I don’t recommend this. The whole California secession idea was a Russian strategy. Remember our history United we stand, divided we fail.
Let's all take a vote. I think texas would lose, and they could go on their merry way.
Yes lawd, YES!!!!!
Imagine it, economic collapse, money worth less then the peso, schools gone, electric supply gone, emergency services crippled, holy shit they know not what they ask
If Democrats take back the WH in 22028 I say give it back to Mexico with our sincere apologies for allowing it to join the Union in the first place.
People because of my accent use to ask where I born at. I now say, Who Gives a Fuck ! Because the way things are going in Texas. They obviously really Don’t Give a Fuck!
