Nah. Guy Smiley is a *game show host*. You want the Muppet Newscaster.

But Smiley would be *funnier*.

Okay okay how about this: Opens with the newscaster doing the announcement, then cuts over to Smiley on the set of the world's oldest game show, "Weigh! Your! Heart!" A muppet Anubis judges mortal souls against the Feather of Truth, while a muppet Ammit tries to eat Smiley's microphone.

“Hi-Ho! Ammit the Croc here…”