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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social

To be honest, I think naming it The Party Party would probably get more traction with the sort of voters who might be open to a party run by a politically vapid peacock like Musk.

jul 6, 2025, 6:04 am • 212 24

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Hello Andrew @helloandrew.bsky.social

It should really be called the pity party because it’s only ideology is Elon‘s mad and wants everything to be about him.

jul 6, 2025, 6:49 am • 2 1 • view
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R D Thorsett @rdthorsett.bsky.social

Since he says we've tried "Red" and "Blue" it seems like he's aiming for it to be the "White" party?

jul 6, 2025, 3:56 pm • 3 0 • view
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ann withane @ann-withane.bsky.social

Maybe he figures that since he waved his $$$ around and bought the Republicans the first time, he'll have $imilar $ucce$$ with the Democrats. Nah.

jul 6, 2025, 6:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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Always Think 1st so U R #WokeAF @alwaysthinkhow.bsky.social

And Mark Cuban is joining with Elon to try and convince us that a "new" party will fix it all. Just put the billionaires in charge and everything will be coming up roses. These guys are fools and jokers.

jul 6, 2025, 7:28 am • 5 1 • view
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quellingly.bsky.social @quellingly.bsky.social

Am I missing something, or don’t we already have that?

jul 6, 2025, 7:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Good Trouble @mikemuld.bsky.social

What about their fabulous party platform; All for US, none for YOU ! ---

jul 6, 2025, 7:52 pm • 0 1 • view
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Lynn Sacco @urbanexile.bsky.social

I think his pose says, C'mon frat boys, butt chugging starts at 5!

jul 6, 2025, 1:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social

Just think how hard it must have been for his consultants to convince him it couldn't be the X Party.

jul 6, 2025, 6:15 am • 13 0 • view
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smallstories.bsky.social @smallstories.bsky.social

give it up for purple, The Party of Grimace

jul 6, 2025, 6:26 am • 4 0 • view
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Fascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social

It'd probably be slightly easier to just outright buy the right to use the Party Party and get ballot access in at least one state.

jul 6, 2025, 6:29 am • 3 1 • view
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Jan Martz @janmartz.bsky.social

Just the right words 📌

jul 6, 2025, 6:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Edwin Mix @edwinmix.bsky.social

The "middle" of what? The middle of buttocks where the asshole is located?

jul 6, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Leshij @leshij.bsky.social

Legitimately very funny that he's putting himself front and center. At least the No Labels freaks had the sense to stay (largely) anonymous.

jul 6, 2025, 6:18 am • 3 0 • view
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Mort au Fascisme @maf78.bsky.social

*Nazi

jul 8, 2025, 3:03 am • 0 0 • view
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social

If we get to light off teslas at the party, I'm in.

jul 6, 2025, 7:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Laurian @laurianw.bsky.social

Wait. If not Blue or Red does that mean Elon's latest vanity project is the White Party? That tracks.

jul 6, 2025, 6:29 am • 5 1 • view
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Kyle (he/him) @callahankyle.bsky.social

So much for getting out of politics and back to the office at his companies.

jul 6, 2025, 6:07 am • 3 0 • view
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Padraig2112 @isomorphism.net

This is very doomed to very much failure (he said, fully remembering this is exactly what I said when Trump came down that goddamn gold elevator)

jul 6, 2025, 6:05 am • 5 1 • view
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Itzala @itzala0.bsky.social

"The middle"??? How an anarcho-capitalist can have a centrist ideology!!! Create a party either, but not a centrist one!!!

jul 6, 2025, 7:37 am • 0 0 • view
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R D Thorsett @rdthorsett.bsky.social

Musk believes the universe is centered around him, so his politics must, by definition, be centrist.

jul 6, 2025, 3:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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legaljustice.bsky.social @legaljustice.bsky.social

nothing about Musk speaks to "the middle." Sadly his 2:1 for this is likely twitter representation and that tells you all you need to know....no leadership....dooomed

jul 6, 2025, 3:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gwynplaine @gwynplaine2024.bsky.social

No way. This loon is a menace to humanity and needs to be neutered, not enabled.

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jul 6, 2025, 6:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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DBdant @dbdant.bsky.social

Trelane, Squirer of Gothos should be banned from participating in our politics.

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jul 6, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gwynplaine @gwynplaine2024.bsky.social

😳😃😅😂🤣 Excellent!!

jul 6, 2025, 6:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social

We’ve tried Red We’ve tried Blue The only thing left to try is all White

Nazis
jul 6, 2025, 6:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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J M @jxsrpnt.bsky.social

He thinks he's the middle? Like, really?

jul 6, 2025, 6:12 am • 4 0 • view
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gracegeorge23.bsky.social @gracegeorge23.bsky.social

Maybe he would get more traction with his followers if he called it the AmeriKKKa Party. 😏

jul 6, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Juris Martins 🌹🇱🇻🇪🇺 @jurismartins.bsky.social

Since when did Musk start to identify as "we"? Has fallen ill to "woke mind virus"? 😅

jul 6, 2025, 12:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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⚜️Lizwarner⚜️ @lizwarner.bsky.social

I recommend they call it the Nazi party. But Notsee Party might be subtler.

jul 6, 2025, 6:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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Craig Winston @craigwinston.bsky.social

The Meta Party.

jul 6, 2025, 2:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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glumchum.bsky.social @glumchum.bsky.social

He should team up with Andrew Yang to get the biggest bang for his electoral boer-k.

jul 6, 2025, 7:18 am • 1 0 • view
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A.Scorpii @antaresnav.bsky.social

We've already had an anti-immigration America Party in this country. They were also called "Know Nothings." Jives.

jul 6, 2025, 12:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Robert Dimmick @rbdimmick.bsky.social

Thank you for “politically vapid peacock.” Perfection.

jul 6, 2025, 6:48 am • 2 0 • view
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MoreWakkaWakkaWakka @c0de0gre.bsky.social

Or the Party Hardy Party

jul 6, 2025, 8:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Pro-Democracy Pastor @prodemocracypastor.bsky.social

I want to join The Party Party!

jul 6, 2025, 6:15 am • 1 0 • view
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FDT @2theinfinitepower.bsky.social

Sharty farty party, why not?

jul 6, 2025, 6:13 am • 2 0 • view
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Regnad Kcin @regnad-kcin.bsky.social

Standing-At-The-Back- Dressed-Stupidly-And-Looking-Stupid Party from Blackadder 3.
jul 6, 2025, 6:25 am • 1 0 • view
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Dave Wennlund @kickapooviking.bsky.social

Americans could have The Green Party, but they've been indoctrinated into believing they can't...

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jul 7, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
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I Don’t Want No Scabs @missedith.bsky.social

Literally in college some of us ran for office in our small department as the Party Party bc the new student government had taken away our ability to buy kegs with the alumni fund money.

jul 6, 2025, 6:33 am • 4 0 • view
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Solomon Hinton @solomonhinton.bsky.social

Elon shows us that you can have all the money in the world and still manage to lose the plot

jul 6, 2025, 6:15 am • 2 0 • view
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Pierce @pierced.bsky.social

"Let My Fascism Ascend Onward" Party Party Party youtu.be/PxWzsrj8bZE

jul 6, 2025, 7:29 am • 0 0 • view