I hope Musk throttles the Twitter account of the DC sandwich guy so that he can start a podcast entitled "They Tried to Shadow Banh Mi!"
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Oh gawd dad please no more
aug 27, 2025, 11:05 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 5:56 pm • 2 0 • view
love it when you get to the end of a joke like this and go "ah yes the Shadow Banh Mi popped unasked into Seth's head and he had to go back and make a set up". still works! my contribution: bsky.app/profile/xand...
aug 27, 2025, 5:57 pm • 4 0 • view
The maxim—if the prosecutor wants to indict a sandwich, the grand jury will indict the ham sandwich—is dead.
aug 27, 2025, 6:07 pm • 4 0 • view
😂
aug 27, 2025, 5:50 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 3:49 pm • 1 0 • view
*chuckles begrudgingly*
aug 27, 2025, 5:44 pm • 9 0 • view
😆 YASS 🥪
aug 28, 2025, 3:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Is this a sub-skeet?
aug 27, 2025, 5:43 pm • 17 0 • view
Doesn't every skeet about the sandwich guy qualify for that designation?
aug 27, 2025, 5:44 pm • 21 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 5:58 pm • 6 0 • view
Unbelievable. I thought we were out of jokes but no, the bar keeps climbing
aug 27, 2025, 8:18 pm • 2 0 • view
Nicely done.
aug 27, 2025, 5:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Duuude.
aug 29, 2025, 3:26 am • 1 0 • view
That's a real teeth grinder, Seth.
aug 28, 2025, 2:08 am • 1 0 • view
You're on a roll now.
aug 27, 2025, 5:55 pm • 13 0 • view
Show yourself out 🤣🤣🤣
aug 27, 2025, 5:52 pm • 2 0 • view
This goes on the list of things I wish I had come up with.
aug 27, 2025, 5:57 pm • 1 0 • view
dad...
aug 27, 2025, 5:46 pm • 1 0 • view
seth no
aug 27, 2025, 6:00 pm • 1 0 • view
in these dark times you lit up my day, thank you sir.
aug 27, 2025, 5:46 pm • 3 0 • view
They can discuss posting the Ten Condiments.
aug 27, 2025, 6:00 pm • 7 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 4:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Welp, that’s the internet for today, kids. Submissions are closed. Fresh contest tomorrow!
aug 27, 2025, 5:44 pm • 30 0 • view
Bravo! This is exceptional work.
aug 27, 2025, 5:50 pm • 5 0 • view
Seth.
aug 27, 2025, 5:49 pm • 2 0 • view
But I will not be muffulettad!
aug 27, 2025, 11:54 pm • 2 0 • view
*SNORT*
aug 27, 2025, 5:47 pm • 4 0 • view
Longish set up but totally worth it for the pay off. 🤭
aug 28, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
The material for this is abundant, isn’t it?
aug 27, 2025, 6:00 pm • 1 0 • view
Every week he has a different sandwich. He throws it at a cut out of an ice agent then rates it for splatter & accuracy 😂
aug 27, 2025, 7:26 pm • 3 0 • view
I’m totally into dad jokes and puns but that one hurt.
aug 27, 2025, 5:47 pm • 3 0 • view
File under: So bad it’s good.
aug 27, 2025, 6:10 pm • 3 0 • view