I was going to make a joke about how Trump isn’t dead, he is just pining for the fjords…but then I realized that could be interpreted as “he’s plotting the invasion of Greenland.” I hate it here so much.
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There are those of us who understand. No need to get blue in the face about it ;)
aug 30, 2025, 6:34 am • 3 0 • view
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aug 31, 2025, 4:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Someone joked about “he’s not dead he’s planning missile strikes for Central America”, and like considering his flotilla off the coast Venezuela, a place I have friends I’ve met over the years, and even if i didn’t, i don’t want to see at risk of missiles raining down. It all fucking sucks.
aug 30, 2025, 6:39 am • 3 0 • view
Shagged out after a long squawk is actually fairly plausible with that loudmouth
aug 30, 2025, 6:52 am • 2 0 • view
Well, he may be nailed to his perch and about to shuffle off this mortal coil, but he ain't joining no bleedin' choir invisible!
aug 30, 2025, 6:43 am • 8 0 • view
Maybe ask JD if he has some Wensleydale?
aug 30, 2025, 11:01 am • 1 0 • view
"Hees Hovercraft iss full of eelss!"
aug 30, 2025, 3:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Wait… what do you know?
aug 30, 2025, 6:35 am • 0 0 • view
Bro, he has already started the invasion of Greenland. He's trying to use the Venezuela playbook and Denmark has already called him on it a couple of times.
aug 30, 2025, 4:38 pm • 0 0 • view