Narrator: That contractor is now buried under the patio.

What dumbass uses limestone expecting it to withstand steel? Fucking twat.

And what is 'Limestone Plus'? Isn't that a fertilizer/soil treatment?

Vendor calls it that so they can charge more to gullible customers

"PICK A HARDER ROCK, BITCHASS KNOW-NOTHING POS!!!" -The Geologist in Me, yeah I'm talkin bout that one 🍆, 😉

"It's JUST like raping young girls, bro. FOREVER TRAUMATIZED." -Me, Rape Survivor

"Hey dipshit, I bet the park's Environmental Protection Specialist could have told you not to use limestone. So glad I didn't accept that job offer." -Also Me.

I call bullshit on the entire story. Except Trump blowing up over something stupid. Completely believe that

I cannot wait to see the video of the minor scratches

I started yelling, "Who did this, and I want to find out now!" Forget the Nobel Peace Prize. Give this man a Nobel Prize in Literature.

I honestly think we should encourage this kind of behavior from Trump. I’d much rather have him obsessing over stonework in the Rose Garden than anything else I can imagine him doing as President

if you know what you're doing as a developer, you know how to select contractors, not just accept piles of cash with the quote.

“Was it vandalism or, was it stupidity?” An odd (and wrong) use of punctuation while you are calling someone else stupid. 🙄

“In sunglasses” is a gem-like detail that only a world class stylist could come up with.

The wretch, concentred all in self, living, shall forfeit fair renown, and, doubly dying, shall go down to the vile dust, from whence he sprung, Unwept, Unhonor'd, Unsung - Sir Walter Scott

There is nothing more on brand than Donald Trump screwing over a subcontractor on a construction job

Sunglasses are woke.

He really loves the word "beautiful". I count four uses of it in that "Truth".

I guess Trump doesn't believe in wearing sunglasses.

Only bigly man looks at eclipse without glasses

He must be aggravated about his failure with the Ukraine situation.

It's a pool patio surface. If it cracked from a garden cart, that's just shoddy construction.

Maybe we can just promote him to groundskeeper he could do shit like this all day

"As a builder" 🤣

finding excuses not to pay people is how he makes himself feel smart

Mr. President, this is a Wendy's.

Narrator: the “Rose Garden” sucks ass.

Oh thank god. This is the shit that keeps me up at night. Not the starving, the people losing their homes, or the people we're helping to bomb out of their homes.

Isn't using limestone for outdoor tilework a bad idea?

Sounds like the beginning of a NYT Pitchbot post: "So it's clear that Trump is not the first president to sink to new lows."

I've watched the video he posted. Apparently, a well-wrapped piece of limestone was scratched by a Boxwood.

Whew, that makes me feel better about inflation and the Epstein files!

Who uses soft stone as an outdoor flooring?

Brags about expensive stonework. Proceeds to have a fit about a stone product that is $10 per square foot.

Giving me serious Caine Mutiny "Ahh, but the strawberries!" vibe.

Is this actually real? This is the craziest Tweet yet.