Someone get Pascal on a flight pronto
Someone get Pascal on a flight pronto
As a test of his theory, of course
Dude lives in France, writes for The Federalist, and is lauded by sites like "Cold Fury." He's a an irrelevent poseur, and this oblivious non-entity can fuck all the way off.
It seems like he doesn't really understand that those consulates you're supposed to go to get a new passport, are also part of the government, and once you give them your information, they will have access to whatever bullshit excuse the government used to have you renditioned in the first place.
This Pascal guy was obviously being sarcastic, right? I mean, he’s being sarcastic…..tell me he’s being sarcastic. HES BEING SARCASTIC! Right?
Glaring problem, they put them all in a locked concentration camp.
“Why doesn’t he just leave the gulag?”
So off-topic, but I see he finally got rid of the “PEG” handle lmao.
i thought his name was Peg O'Brien for years
"It's a once-in-a-lifetime chance to enjoy the countryside around Kraków and Oświęcim from the comfort of a train..."
Yeah freedom is not for BROWN people, you see.
Its fine they're going to write you a check after they say they're very sorry (which means never)
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Yeah. Totally not difficult at all. First, this administration is closing embassies worldwide. Good luck finding one. Second, they don't just issue you a new passport because you ask nicely. You have to pay for it and prove who you are to get one. Third, ... HOW IS ANY OF THIS OKAY?! FFS
Maybe Pascal should get sent to a gulag and he can try to contact his consulate while he’s there. I’m sure the guards will give him a glass of champagne while he uses a pick axe on the field.
The audacity and just plain stupidity
The impact of the removal of civics classes from American K-12 schooling, & no updated "Schoolhouse Rock" equiv, is *really* showing
Because they're fucking brain rotted morons sucking down their own shit
Pascal...STFU
Wrongful imprisonment, now a feature, not a bug
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The only response to this guy should be... "Oh, you sweet summer child."
Bless his heart
Dude really thinks it would just be a pleasant stroll to the embassy when in reality he would end up like Marcus Brody in Last Crusade, crying out for someone, anyone who speaks English.
Didn't really expect to see "being wrongly expelled from the country wouldn't actually be that bad" takes. What a bunch of psychopaths.
It’s hard to get an uber from a black site prison to an embassy.
the temptation to make an alt account LARPing as an Uber office worker to thank you for the idea to add a new Uber feature to the app...
Do it! 😁
Additionally there is no uber in Mongolia, have fun getting a cab
The cell service is spotty there maybe try from a guard tower
I still have a cell phone in this scenario?
You would if you were properly prepared. You don't travel with an assphone?
It's not just for travel. They can grab you at any time. You need to keep one packed away 24x7
I guess that gives me meaning to Butt Dial
*gives new meaning... Bloody spell checker. It doesn't even check any more. It substitutes random words after they're typed. No more no east.
Doh!
Well shit, I guess I have to now!
They have ways of making it pass. I think that's one of the reasons they do crouch-chaining at our proxy concentration camp.
Pascal’s not too bright, is he? How does he propose one gets to the Consulate? Does he think people are going to be dropped off at a hotel with a bag full of cash? 😵💫
Exactly how would one go about getting to a US Embassy if they are being held prisoner in a slave camp? Prison breakout? Seems a bit unrealistic for the average American to pull off.
We’ve all seen Shawshank Redemption and that Prison Break tv show, how hard can it be?
The statelessness understander has logged on
He conveniently forgot the part about being sent to a concentration camp when you get off the plane.
who's that fucking idiot?
an irrelevant French fash in France
say that three times fast
new theater warmup phrase!
All of 'em, Rebecca?
www.businessinsider.com/author/pasca...
Maybe this sounds weird, but I really hope he knows he's lying and not THIS delusional. Maybe he's just trying to get engagement? idk tf
Let's try it with Pascal right now, ok?
850 absolute morons of the lowest order lining up like the dumbest lemming on earth to like that trash
Most of em were probably bots
If his 855 people just volunteered, who are we to stop them?
Imagine the look on his face when he finds out the prisoners are worked to death or just murdered. Yes, it’ll be a look of childlike delight, right up to the point he crosses a line and gets that treatment. Then suddenly it’ll all matter but who’ll speak for him?
Super weird how they're coincidentally only small government when they're not in charge.
Any idea who is in charge of the consulates in this scenario?
Nobody because the government is closing as many of hem as possible. "Useless things.."
And if you can’t go to the consulate in Mongolia because you are in a death camp? That’s just cool, too? Why? Because Trump is so great? Yeah, not a cult.
Do they have consulates in the gulags? What a moron.
Don't be pressed, bro. If you find yourself at CECOT, just grab a Lunchly and ask the nearest guard when the next shuttle to the US consulate runs?
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I mean I say we give it a trial run with PEG. How hard could it be? Mongolia's not, like large.
Oh pascal, you idiot. First, Mongolia would have to accept you. If they did, do you think you would just walk out of the airport? Second, if our govt did that do you think they would let you walk into the US consulate, hand you a passport and a plane ticket?
some people should just be bag-tagged right off the bat.
Like once in Mongolia you are free to walk around and not in a prison. Yeah, just convice the authoritarian running the prison to give you due process when the US government did not.
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What could go wrong?
I know I can find every single US consulate in every city I might be dropped in if I were trafficked to another country. AND have all the resources available to travel to any of them AND back to the US, problem. Doesn't everyone? /s
Especially when the country you're trafficked to hreets you by putting you up in a maximum-security prison.
The bigger issue here is that El Salvador suspended due process. 38,000 El Salvadorians are incarcerated with no right to trial. We trafficked that guy. We knew he was irretrievable when we did this.
WTF
This is the dumbest thing I’m going to read all day and it’s 8:30. Yes sure the embassy in the Mongolian prison will just get you a new passport. It’s one banana, Michael.
What if ICE kidnaps you and transports you to a foreign prison where you may never get out, you will never have representation or due process, and you most likely will die there?
I fear that might have already happened.
😪😪😪
Glad that it hasn't!😍
So their argument is now that being kidnapped and trafficked to a foreign country is no big deal because you can always go to the consulate and be repatriated? 🤦♀️
Let Gobry test this hypothesis. Let's see what happens.
For the sake of argument let's say it's that easy. What if you're living hand to mouth? Who's paying for that attorney,flight home & lost wages Pascal?
These are the same people that probably should be trafficked themselves, right?
This guy is cracked. What part of what is happening even remotely matches up to what he is saying? You're just going to walk out of whatever black site ICE ships you to to your local consulate where they'll say, 'our bad, here's your documents and check, have fun in the U.S.?' Maybe I don't get it.
No, there is nothing to get. It's not you, it's him. It's purely fantastical and a genuine lack of wanting to understand how reality works.
These people are painfully idiotic
Grabbing citizens off the street with no due process NBD
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You left out "Wake Up" and "Testify"by Rage Against the Machine
He’s also announced closings of embassies and consulates in many countries….. sooooooooooooo What’s the next justification?
Yes they did. www.yahoo.com/news/trump-a...
What do you do if you are put into a notorious prison in Mongolia? That’s what is happening to all those who were sent to El Salvador. Just wake up & smell the coffee… the government thinks we are all as stupid as them. 😡😡😡
😡😡😡
if only they had thought to say "please take me to the consulate" in Auschwitz. Galaxy brain Gobry could have saved so many lives but alas he was born in the wrong timeline.
They are about to close 30 consulates and embassies. Go where for help again?
Put him on a plane and see if that’s how it works. Inquiring minds want to know.
Specifically, a plane to El Salvador and straight into that hell hole. Then let’s see how easy it is for him to simply hop on a plane home.
Wow, this guy (not you Matt Binder) is so beyond willfully ignorant I don't know if there are even words.
I didn't realise that you could visit a Consulate from a Mongolian prison. Cool.
Uhhh you're in a prison...so gotta prison break first your bare knuckles
I feel like I’d stand a better chance in Mongolia🇲🇳 than El Salvador🇸🇻
With a name like Pascal, I'd guess he has a non-zero chance of getting the opportunity to test his theory...
Maybe he should volunteer as part of a social experiment, and we can send him to someplace that's in the midst of upheaval, like Haiti or Congo, and see how far he gets.
It's all about Fascism. Deport those the government doesn't like, muzzle dissent, and never admit any mistakes.
He should test his hypothesis.
even if this was remotely true it’s terribly inefficient
This is what is meant by “dangerously stupid”
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Except that no due process means you get no chance to refute any of the lies the government abducted you under, so from that point on you are unappealably a terrorist if they call you a terrorist. But other than that, sure, everything's fine, no big deal.
Ah yes, because if there's one thing that's famously true about foreign prison camps it's that if you ask to leave they will let you
What consulate? Trump is deciding we don't need embassies or those. Someone finally told him that that's where immigrants apply for asylum.
Hate to tell them, but you can't just go in to a consulate, present basic information and expect to be handed a new passport right then and there. But then, these are the type of people that go abroad to non English speaking countries and complain that no one speaks English.
Yeah sure because they have a consulate inside every prison 🤦🏻♀️
can't do that after a visit to CECOT in El Salvador 😔 "it's so easy" dudes forget that death camps exist "i'd win" no dude i've seen the bodies 👀
Sign him up for the Mongolia treatment the next time he flies!
Share this with that immense dipshit. demodirge.substack.com/p/salvadoran...
Can someone call ice on this person to school him?
Typing this up after two different dictators said “aw shucks, we can’t return that illegally trafficked guy”.
Holy shit, do these people honestly think that these abductees get dumped off on the beach and the ICE dudes slap them on the back and say, "Enjoy your new life in Mongolia, sucka!" before "Nyeh-heh-heh-heh"-ing their way back to the plane and zooming off to pick up another batch of brown people?
Yeah and they’re gonna allow you to just stroll the streets and go wherever you want, right to an embassy. Probably buy you a $7 latte and a warm cinnamon roll. Ignorance and stupidity is off the chart
The gaslighting that you would just be free to Appeal to the consulate as if you wouldn’t be in shackles on a military plane, then shoved into a private super max prison is ridiculous. I’m sure they let everyone have a visit to the consulate in El Salvador, right!?! m.youtube.com/watch?v=pYZP...
They’re Delusional!🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
This is where naivete meets stupid.
Yes, darling. They drop you appropriately clothed directly in front of the consulate with photo proof of your identity to make it easy for you. Totally easy. No worries. They will totes pay for your cab ride to the airport and the plane ticket too! Like a free vacation.
Also they will give you spending money.
Of course. They wouldn't let you be hungry while waiting for your flight back.
First Class, no doubt.
And let's say Rubio issues an order to arrest you when you show up at any U.S. Border. Then you're a criminal and eligible to be sent to CECOT.
without even looking at his twitter bio, I’d bet that obnoxious crazy fucker calls himself a libertarian.
That idiot left out the part where you shuffle off the plane in shackles and straight the f*** into prison.
And, let’s face it, this all only works if you are alive.
And if the government that "accidentally" criminally deported you due to an "administrative error" in the first place has a foolproof bureaucratic process that actually successfully fixes the mistake. That's like believing the same surgeon who amputated the wrong limb will sew it back on perfectly.
Exactly!
This is “Ben Shapiro underwater realtor” level reasoning.
this is the absolute best description
I think it behooves us to recognize that "big government is bad" was always a lie. These people are liars. They want a big government. They want enormous government power. They just want it to be used a specific way. Bad big government, to them, was things like desegregation.
Crowd sourcing one way ticket to Mongolia for this douche
@papst-ny.bsky.social
It all gets a lot easier when you realize that the Right only cares about subjugation and all of their arguments… even to themselves… are just attempts of obfuscation, throwing bad faith arguments to stymie opposition while they maneuver into position to strike. Words are useless against them.
Indeed. What Sartre wrote about anti-Semites in the 1940's continues to be true of all reactionaries to this day.
Yeah, I think you're not wrong.
Lipstick on a pig....
This is the height of white privilege and as a white person I feel extreme retro cringe by proxy. How the actual mother fuck did humanity get this grotesque?????
They are closing Consulates, probably Embassies too.
For certain.
The dudes at the US consulate ain't gonna make you a passport. You ain't getting home from that trip, ever.
Also, so far the problem isn’t ending up at an airport far from home. It’s that once you land, they put you into a prison without access to a phone or the ability to go to a consulate, and they won’t tell anyone you’re there even when asked.
I could be wrong, but in this hypothetical situation, wouldn't the consulate have a "fuck that guy, we kicked him out" list that would prevent you from coming back?
"And the government should definitely write you a nice check as an apology." :)
What a gobshite that dude is
And this was the guy who was supposed to be sane?
Odd that this person would suggest that when it was announced 45**47 would like to shutdown consulates & Embassies all over the map. ...but sure, no big deal.
He's paid by some random ass french conservative outlet right
So... putin?
That's not what I said, no. There are multiple bad actors in the world.
nah he's got money from a startup and is now at the Ethics and Public Policy Center. also actually looks more like this:
Oh geez wow
Sure does suck to be sent to a concentration camp without trial, but hey, just go to your consulate.
Even if you weren't put in a prison or camp and could get to the consulate, how would you prove you are who you say you are?
wow, what an ignoramus
Is this a propaganda push or is this sick bastard for real? He should be one of the first with his back to the wall when the civil war starts.
“The government should write you a mock check for an apology “ but also how dare the government waste money
oh...well damn...why didnt the people in a maximum security CONCENTRATION CAMP think of this... its so simple
Seriously? Not when you’re shackled and have an AR-15 pointed at you! They’re not tourists!
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Aww man, that broke my heart.
Pascal Emanuel GOBSMACKED at your utter stupidity.
Lol nice nice
He also is declaring some immigrants as deceased so ….. no records!
this guy is a numb nuts
I would love to see this guy try to play out that scenario the way he thinks it will go in his baby brain.
That dude is French and lives in France. His post is likely satire, making fun of dumbass Americans like the rest of Europe.
Gotta be satire…? ???
The mental gymnastics these people will go through to make themselves ok with this shit is mind numbing.
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They were always there.
The cognitive dissonance is too much for anyone with a brain! And folks ask me why i no longer speak to MAGATs… smh
"LOL accidentally deported can someone tell my boss, pay my bills, walk my dog, and take my kids to school for the next month? Thx"
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Guy took the same cognitive test as the #1 fuckwit.
Jesus Christ why are they all so fucking DUMB. If you’re being held in a prison, how do you visit the consulate?
We should have paid more attention to Charles Darwin… we helped them all along… these dumb fuckers should have been allowed to die off 😩
The “douche bagginess “ is growing and evident on the permanent social media sites. Does Pascal know that many of the relationships the USA has with Ambassadors in each country, offices & consulates, are quietly closing in many countries by the DJT regime ? www.yahoo.com/news/trump-a...
well known fact that a majority of americans have apparently always wanted to visit el salvador once in their life...
Who raised these fucking people?
The people who radicalized them for the past 60 years.
Yeah these co-dependent idiots need to get out of Dad's basement turn off faux entertainment. I was raised in a red household, then I went out on my own and had actual life experiences and realized Christianity is fake and used too control the idiot masses for 2000 years now. So I'm blue now.
The test results came back and Pascal Emmanuel Gobry is a world-class imbecile.
These people rioted over wearing masks 😷. But being disappeared to Mongolia is no big deal. Minor inconvenience.
Yeah what happened to all the individual rights people from the Republican party? I guess they just think that it'll never be them.
Died of covid, refused to mask up
They think only *they* have rights. People they don't like - black and brown people, LGBTQ+ folks, Muslims, etc. - don't have the same rights.
what happened about small government and minimum interference... one of the GOP's pillars? Now suddenly MAGA is ok with the government deciding everything for them and having a lot of personal interference in our lives.
The mental gymnastics are truly olympic gold level.
"Let's say...."
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Truly, he has a dizzying intellect.
They also are missing the point that they locked up the citizen. We *want* and asked he bet let out of the jail and then america can bring him home
*record scratch* *freeze frame* “Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in a Mongolian gulag.”
Yes but to be fair this is the same government Trump1.0 that “disappeared “ immigrant children. It’s just that enough time has passed that ppl no longer have to pretend they care
When they can't dazzle you with their dance they will baffle you with their BS, and they're terrible at both dancing and BS'ing.
can’t wait for the middle class tax rate increase to fundraise for all of the fat “we fucked up” govt checks they’d have to start cutting to people
I hate to say it but this is cuck shit
Maybe Pascal will get firsthand knowledge
Hey when you get in trouble somehow in a foreign country. all you do is call your parents. They can figure it out for you. Isn’t that what everyone does/🤓
Incredulous.
Please ship this fuck to Mongolia asap
There a lot of consulates in Mongolian maximum security prisons?
Is thus guy being sarcastic? If not he's a total arsehole.
He's a French citizen living in France. I am assuming he is just making fun of dumbass Americans.
yeah man i bet the consulate will help me get home after the us government sent me to a prison in a different country. seeing as how i am both free to go and also not going to be explicitly barred from returning
Somebody's got their head in the sand (or up donnie's ass).
Just because a person can create an X account or access the internet does NOT mean they have a clue.
They have projected this kind of behavior on the democrats for decades, and as soon as they aren’t the opposition anymore they do exactly the same things they projected while justifying it with ”they did it first”. Which is a wild way of justifying rat shit behaviour
Monstrous & idiotic
Sounds like cake dripping in privilege.
Don’t get out much do ya?
Uh... they also left out the part where you're in a foreign prison with no access to a consulate
Joke's on you, I already got El Salvador map tattooed on my netherlands
Oh, come on! That is such a defeatist attitude. Surely one's American exceptionalism would immediately allow one to achieve local fluency and adulation, rise to the top of the prison food chain, obtain a speedy release, and glide smoothly to the consulate.
Unfortunately, modern prisons have anticipated American superpowers with our only kryptonite—making us just comfortable enough to shrug indifferently at injustice (there's a smart TV with HBO Max and Netflix).
Dude has clearly never been to Mongolia …let alone to anything but a spring break all inclusive style destination
Maybe he should be the first to try this plan?
Being dropped on the streets of Ulaanbaatar as a free person is also… not… what will be happening. You're going to the up in a gulag where the guards, if they speak your language, will laugh at you if you ask to speak to your consulate, least of all because the consulate put you there.
I cringe at that bro's stupidity and naivete
Has bro even followed the news? bsky.app/profile/bigc...
This dude's name doesn't give me the impression that he's from around here.
Jesus! How are they this blind and ignorant?!😳🤦♀️
Yeah an Fotus is talking about closing consulates. So if you are hundreds of miles away from a country that has a consulate, how are you going to get there with no money and can’t speak the language?
Disingenuous monkey fucking bastards. You're on that plane you don't ever get to see the consulate because you're no longer a citizen or even a person you're a number on a list . That's the point of secret rendition.
They are going to stick you in a hole in the ground. Good luck breaking out of prison, and getting to a US Embassy when you don't have a phone, translator or likely know the local language
The MAGAt cult is so blind that they're sitting and cheering in a dark, sealed room inhaling fumes and heat from a dumpster fire, calling it air and sunlight.
"just go to the consulate" yeah I'm sure the armed prison guards will even give you directions and draw you a little map if you ask nicely /s
Even supposing the traditional deportation of just dumping people in random locations, "fly home" with what money? "Go to the consulate" with what money? And using what language that you may or may not speak? The problems should be obvious even to screenshotted asshat
Except they’re not sending you to Mongolia, they’re shipping you to a notorious prison in El Salvador. How the phuck are you supposed to get to the American consulate you asshat?
So, how many consulates can you access from inside a foreign prison system, exactly? Is it a lot? I hope it's a lot.
Come on, you only need one, silly.
One per prison, right? And in every country? Minimum? Seems like a lot.
We've never needed yakov smirnoff's voice more
Until it happens to them or someone close…some seem to be happy this is happening to “others”.
Thank goodness for the nice check at the end for one's inconvenience.
Would be much more difficult inside a gulag.
And, uhhh, how are you supposed to get to the consulate when you’re in prison?
He's considered an intellectual?
His is the most asinine comment written in my lifetime. Get abducted Go to embassy Get a big check and flight home. His stupid pills have worked really really well.
They never were for small government. That was just part of the GRIFT.
THIS! 👆🏽 And the hatred deep inside their coal black hearts.. Happy Easter!
Indeed!
Just goes to prove how ignorant these magats are and why we are where we are.
Oh yes. Because I’m sure they just LET YOU GO WHEN YOU GET THERE. Jfc 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
No one is sending anyone to mongolia, he really didn't want to mention El Salvador and it's prison, is kinda impossible to go to a consulate when you're incarcelated.
El Salvador is Bitcoin-heaven, and can't be smudged
Agreed
If i was in a notorious torture prison i would simply and clearly ask to see my consulate and have a new passport issued so i could leave.
Obviously!
Until it happens to them 🤨
Uh, no, not how it works.
The big mistake everybody makes when they first arrive in a death camp is forgetting to ask for their phone call to the consulate
One simple trick to escape the death camp. Nazi guards hate it.
Classic
Because famously all it takes to get a passport is your name and birthdate, given verbally by you to anyone at a US consulate.
Yeah it just sucks having to evade from a torture center and get on your way to the embassy
By big government they mean the kind they tried to overthrow. Theirs is a little one but its got its own dictator so yeah its cool. (snark alert)
Right on you nailed it.
He forgets the part where they, and I can't stress this enough, PUT YOU IN AN INESCAPABLE PRISON WITH NO ACCESS TO LAWYERS...
Prison Break, amirite???
That guy is an idiot.
Let’s have Pascal try it and see how it goes