Where are his kids today? That may be an indicator.

En route to Russia to meet up with Ivana?

"And he will play the golf and you will see that he is fine. The golf will be played. Nothing to see here"

cc @throwingstones6.bsky.social @yakirr.bsky.social

😄

"As you can see he just eagled behind me." "Er, isn't that Tiger Woods?" "No, no. You're so anti-American, probably communist."

In the pink. Clearly.

Let's see him waddling around on those cankles...

I believe the reporting but it is weird this needs to be off the record

Lookin great, Mr. President!

I heard he's already ONE STROKE up this weekend

Vg.

Mpff

Will be a heavily drug assisted outing & he will noticeable look/speak worse.

My partner is calling it now…JD/Thiel don’t want T to go down looking weak so they are going to try to fabricate T to be a martyr.

Oh right. Another 'assassination attempt'?

He's golfing with Stan Chera

Perhaps...

He has no schedule for all next week... Have his doctors advised rest* 🤔

Is there a photo yet from the golf course?

On the feed.

Sorry, which feed?

Bring out your dead! 😆

Or, is it his body double.

Well, shit.

Proof of life required.

Or his body double

Don’t you mean triple?

Getting my dark suit pressed anyway and stocking up on Dom P.

😂

He's gone. Some anonymous Trump official saying "he's fine, he'll be out later" is more convincing to me than if they wheeled him out in casket.

You wouldn't know this golf course. It's near a different school.

I am still waiting for proof of life.

“Perfectly fine” and “golf” doing a lot of work there.

This is just hearsay. The Axios reporter is merely repeating what the regime says. The regime never lies, does it?

i'm not convinced until he waddles his ass out there

I am rooting for the rough

lolololol

Darn

So he has been lazy these past days but he has energy to GOLF.

What is this about? Nobody officially said anything about him NOT being sick

Shit!

"Perfectly fine" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

Easy guys …. Vance may be worse - he won’t veer off message and bring so much scorn with frequent lunatic ramblings in front of cameras and on SocMedia …. I’m a little conflicted to be honest !!! 😗

DAMMIT

Unnamed official? Seems like the sort of thing you could say on the record.

Would think.

He went missing for a few days, then they trotted him out in golf gear, photo of him blocked by a bunch of people, but no photos on golf course. Moribund potus.

isn't he currently on his longest golfing hiatus since 2016 or somethin?

No, he went last Sunday with Roger Clemens. I only know this because he started tweeting about Clemens and the Hall of Fame afterwards.

I don’t know what to believe anymore

That's the other thing... Where are the tweets/"truths"? He's always shitposting. He's also always talking smack to the press pool before he heads off to golf.

Praying...

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

…so it’s happened?

And obviously we all wish him well

A real deep well

😆

When was the last time he did *anything* without pausing to talk shit to the press?

Ok then let’s see him golfing today

Wouldn’t he be on the course already?

Damn

Well, they are taking a bit of liberty with "perfectly fine.", but I do believe he is alive, for now, and still doing damage...

The inability of anyone to go on the record proves Trump is alive, because commenting publicly on the fact that he’s not well pisses him off, which proves he’s not well. Straight up Kremlinology.

No he won't.

Weekend at Trumpy's hehe

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Unless we get close up photos I reckon they just get Barney the purple dinosaur to be a body double.

His ankles are too small

Plan B...

Secret Service sweating profusely: we're going to have to help him cheat really hard today, boys.

UGH! Who jinxed it?

ALLEGEDLY.

Yeah, sure...

The toxic trio! Evil personified!

Very true, but it is making us laugh...

You can only prop him up for so long. Eventually, the truth will come out, and all who have had a part in supporting his deterioration of mind and body will be made to pay.

Let's hope so! To all of THAT!

Restaurant bookings in DC crash at the news. So many parties cancelled.

He posted yesterday about the tariff ruling. The idea that nobody saw or heard from him is absurd.

P Let them dream. Maybe he'll change his ways/die when he sees everyone wishing him a fast trip to hell

Also posting doesn't mean anything. Remember Herman Caine posting covid disinformation after croaking?

He doesn’t personally makes his posts. It’s mostly Scavino. Posts mean nothing.

"He's fine. This morning he will go out and cheat at golf."

Damn… well there’s always tomorrow 🤞🏻

Translated from the original Trumpism: “Trump is really grumpy because he hasn’t been able to cheat at golf for a few days. To keep the whiny baby happy, well let him hobble over to “The Beast” and then to a cart. We think he’ll be able to zig-zag his fat ass to a tee and finish at least nine holes.

“Photos or it didn’t happen”

Yeah sure. At a secret golf course?

Secret course up in heaven

🤣🤣😂😂🤣

He has never been “perfectly fine”

There are several fake Melanias but are there fake trumpclowns? 🤡 🤔

Why isn't he telling us himself. What are you doing to him

“The bruise is now covering his entire body”

☹️

I think I will wait from the leaks inside the administration about how this golf emergency was thrown together in a panic.

Prove it. With showing the Epstein files.

Damn.

Not long now!

He's bloated, the edema is out of control. My champagne is chilled.

😣😖😫😕🙁😢😭

I’m just going to pop this fizzy wine in the fridge just in case.

“…at a big golf course upstate.”

Big course up in heaven where he wanted to go

He’s having a foursome with Sam Snead, Arnold Palmer, and Payne Stewart, iykwim

Joining Xi and the gang in Beijing? Getting a first class ticket to Mordor?

5 days chemio over?

It'll be JD Vance in a thin suit and wig.

😆

I've seen weird Al perform "I'm fat" in concert. I can believe it.

😂

And lots of eye liner

As soon as fake Melania gives me the phone number of her friend that she swears looks like Trump from a distance and will agree to get paid in NFTs.

Bummer. But you what? It’s the one consequence he’ll have to suffer, because John Roberts doesn’t get a say.

FUCK! Always a Brides’ maid, never the Bride! 🫤🙄🤬

He can play golf in Hell.

Nothing about him making it back in from playing though, hey!

Pictures pleeassseeee

Should be ready to prop up soon for the cameras

Shame

It was good while it lasted