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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social

I fucking love them, but I grew up on Martha’s Vineyard so YMMV

sep 1, 2025, 10:26 am • 1 0

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Bethy the Vampire Slayer @strisi.bsky.social

I do too, but I didn't grow up in some old ladies vineyard. Been waiting to say that for a while now...

sep 1, 2025, 10:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social

You can say anything and I’ll be all hearteyes 😍😍😍

sep 1, 2025, 10:32 am • 1 0 • view
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Bethy the Vampire Slayer @strisi.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 10:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social

Omg I’m going to DIE

sep 1, 2025, 10:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Bethy the Vampire Slayer @strisi.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 10:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social

YOU HUSH THIS IS UR FAULT I AM UNSTEADY AND CAPTIVATED

sep 1, 2025, 10:47 am • 1 0 • view
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Bethy the Vampire Slayer @strisi.bsky.social

You are drunk, lol. If I were single you would be making the biggest mistake of your near future.

sep 1, 2025, 10:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social

I barely even get drunk. I flick it off like a duck. I just happen to be interested in YOU

sep 1, 2025, 10:54 am • 1 0 • view
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Bethy the Vampire Slayer @strisi.bsky.social

Ha, jokes on you I have extremely low self-esteem so that line would totally work on me.

sep 1, 2025, 11:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social

SICK

sep 1, 2025, 11:05 am • 1 0 • view