i hate to hand it to 'em but "there is nothing in the middle of the road but yellow lines and dead armadillos" goes hard
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No shit. Also, HE COULD JUST CANCEL SECRET SERVICE PROTECTION?!? Fuck him, I hope he’s dead.
aug 30, 2025, 7:33 pm • 1 0 • view
If I told you they stole that from an actual progressive politician/columnist how surprised would you be?
aug 30, 2025, 7:22 pm • 14 2 • view
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Hig...
aug 30, 2025, 7:22 pm • 19 1 • view
Yeah I figured there was zero chance that was original but I didn't know the original source
aug 31, 2025, 3:17 am • 3 0 • view
lmao of course
aug 30, 2025, 7:25 pm • 6 0 • view
GOES DUMMY
aug 31, 2025, 1:35 pm • 0 0 • view
it's also even funnier that these guys only found their testicles now that Trump is on death's door
aug 30, 2025, 6:26 pm • 17 1 • view
Funny, but also completely on brand because that is exactly what happened after Dong Zhuo died, no one challenged Cao Cao except Yuan Shao and frankly it was just a numbers game, it was a surprise Liu Bei left turn after that
aug 30, 2025, 6:32 pm • 9 0 • view
And then in comes Sun Quan with the steel chair
aug 30, 2025, 6:48 pm • 3 0 • view
leon trotsky yet again animates them
aug 31, 2025, 3:20 am • 1 0 • view