Ha! He looks like one of those pasty pink inflatable sex dolls with a hole where the mouth is.

😂

🤣🤣🤣

BJ Vance is a fat twat with cholesterol…

Loooks like Ned Beatty in Deliverance. I bet he, too, knows a thing or two about squealing like a pig.

Odd photo

Pass the biscuits and cane syrup, ma.

Was it common in the Marine Corps to wear eyeliner?

He normalized eyeliner for men and he slaps around a war hero in the Oval Office. This is what happens when you dedicate power to people who start tripping with it.

JD Vance needs some fancy earrings.

Eyeliner on this one. Orange makeup on the other. Of course, maga incels see them as real men. None of them are.

Ditch the eyeliner and go with complementary colors such as copper, brown, gold, and peach. That brings all the sectional sofas to the yard.

Lmao!

Does this make him a Spring or an Autumn?

That’s about right, except he should be on his knees.

Why is it that all these guys in MAGA wear makeup. So does his wife do his eyeliner or does he.

Permanent eyeliner...

"I'm out of coffee, someone get me more eyeliner!!!"

If they ever cast a “Deliverance” remake, JD can take the role of the guy that says- “you got a purty mouth”!

He’ll never be anything but this fat, ignorant little hillbilly.

The most punchable face 🤢

OZ EM PIC

That’s why he grew a beard! To make himself look Twough and scarewieee! 😆

Still can’t see this guy in the marines. Can’t imagine the towel parties he must’ve endured

Or this. Vance in drag.

Yuck!

A little boy trying y too act like a gangster!

JD has sucked a lot of Couch 🐓

He’s prissy…

The eyeliner habit bit him young, I see.

A soulless bully.

A porgy, one-slap dough boy!

Shad-y Vance

Vance is a pig.

Don't insult pigs please. Pigs are smart.

Hillbilly frat boy

This👇🏼

Are there any pics of him without eyeliner?

He was Born This Way

Is it permanent or does he apply it every day?

Chode. Second in line to the throne. Impeach him first.

Ah yes, another punchable GOP face. Not sure if this one is more or less punchable than Tuckers, but I'd love to try both.

🤣🤣🤣

He looks like a tub of lard someone decided to sculpt a face into.

Dork, even with a beard.

They’re not sending their best!

To be fair to JD he was probably upset that Zelensky didn’t compliment him and Trump on their make-up.

Looks like a grub

Just imagine being his mom's couch.

bsky.app/profile/suza...

So he’s always worn eyeliner.

Heyyyy

A punk!

Where’s the eyeliner?

Was Vance formerly known as Robert?

OMG LOL

Looks just like Vance doesn’t it? And that’s not a good thing 🤣

Gross

I hate that one of my golf buddies looks exactly like him.

Vance’s too-long red tie & hollow sneers couldn’t shrink the truth. Zelenskyy, in a black tee, carried the weight of survival — while Vance clung to performative power. Cowards mock what they fear. History will remember who stood & who sold out. 🌗✨

A doughy crypto bro that humps sofas and wears eyeliner. President Zalensky demonstrated INCREDIBLE restraint!

Eyes

A bunch of Judas Republicans #JudasRepublicans

He is a crazy weirdo traitor 🤬

Trump, Musk, and Vance are so twisted and warped. Magas embrace their sickness. What an awful society we have produced.

What Americans saw...

Damn. Pre-transition JD was even uglier.

Fat Frat Fella

With his eyeliner and Pillsbury face🤣🤣🤣clown 🤡 🤡🤡🤡

Yep. The couch rumor is true!

lol! Perfect. Such a pathetic bully.

All because these boy men haven’t healed their intergenerational trauma. Their inability to see how they do fit into the world is blinded by the dominion over perspective they have been brainwashed with by the false Christianity they’ve been taught. So tragic. They kill rather than remove the mote..

so, it IS a beard of necessity....

Drag - 0 - Matic

A child.

I am still trying to wrap my head around what happened yesterday and how 77 million+ people wanted this.

Yes, same here 🫣

That's what I saw, and I'm a woman.🤣

😂

Catlady Eyeliner Dude!

Total weenie!

Jared from subway with eyeliner and a fat bald wig wearing jackass that literally paints his face orange like a clown.

Really, you think? …cause we’re kind of wondering if this wasn’t what Zelensky saw.

Oh gosh that face no wonder he dresses up like a Woman

He's no Marine, he's a marine mammal. A bit like a manatee or sea cow. Or perhaps a sea slug or sea cucumber. Something pasty white and when you touch it the dullness rubs off.

really looks like that guy who has to tell all neighbors he's a pedo...

So when is the Military Tribunal for treason happening? Trump, Vance, and Musk are traitors! There is plenty of evidence out of their own mouths! When is the military tribunal scheduled?

I can’t look at that without picturing this:

He saw a leeetle

Little boy

Fat-faced fuck

😂 ACCURATE!

🤣🤣🤣

🙌🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣

JD Vance is a complete idiot without any moral compass. If bootlicking was a person, then Vance is it.

More like it.

Hillbilly boy.

🤣🤣🤣

Anyone else cheering for that giant mole on his face? Come one mole, you can do it.

It’s what we all see

Dr. Frankenfurter’s eyeliner tips…

I think Thiel had his way with him, I have seen some videos of him being very uncomfortable, and then with the couch thing and him selling out his values shows he is willing to do anything to make money just like a hooker on the street

🤢

What President Zelenskyy was thinking Vance was saying... 😏

🤣🤣🤣🤣

He looks like a baby-man.

This one is pretty good too ;) bsky.app/profile/kyle...

Definitely can see why he grew a beard. To cover up his beta maleness. Not fit to tie Zelenskyy’s shoes.

Is it just me or does he have a look of the Pillsbury Doughboy about him?

Yup. A sniveling, butt-kissing, round little couch-banger.

Pre ozempic pictures.

🐷🌑

If only he could have scorched Vance's pants as well with the stupid suit question.

If that’s his mean look, he better try looking crazy.

Fucking Cartman

Now we can confirm J. D. beats his wife.

A wad of butthair

Yeah, but he saw the war on FoxNews, so he’s up to date

What President Zelensky was thinking when JD Vance was acting the fool…. #TrumpObscenities #MAGAmindset

That dude’s running his own gender. We should add JDV to the LGBTQ2… list just to mock him. 😉

Strong Incel Vibe

😂

A Hillbilly dressed up in a suit (costume) playing tuff guy.

What a sad Nazi piece of shit

The little fat chihuahua yapping from behind his master’s leg.

#UKRAINE 🇺🇦 #SPY #SPIES #trUmp #GOP #NATO #DOUBLE #AGENT #DOUBLE #AGENT #DOUBLE #AGENTS DOUBLE AGENTS INTO trUmp's regime and WAR 2025 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrVe...

Thank Christ for the beard! It's an improvement..........just!

Child’s baby face!

A fat boy wearing eyeliner

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😀🧛‍♂️🤘

Alpha male????? I think not!!!

🤣🤣

“Rough boys…”

He was talking down to him. Like anyone gave him any upper hand. They did not. Hope he’s a better skier than a politician because Vermont has some dangerous trails for amateurs.

Damn you Nailed it!!!

He’s so soft like a little doughboy.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Heroes?

JD: Drag Queens are a danger to our children! Also JD:

The rube that wears eyeliner isn't the alpha he thinks he is 😆

Here’s the real picture of both of them🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

The sheer unearned arrogance of Vance is staggering.

Did you see a comparison to John Wayne Gacy ?

A pasty face shit ass MF baby

Nailed it

🤢

Anyone else notice that Hillbilly J.D. hangs out with a lot of Rich Gay Guys? Just sayin..... You got somethin' on your chin, J.D.

😆😂😂😂

Fat redneck with painted eyebrows. Go drive a pick up, you sure as he'll can't ski, even with that taliban beard!

That fucking idiot Vance was so out of his depth trying to sound important. They are both so fucking ignorant. It’s insane.

The Atlantic nailed it: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Trump is so afraid of Putin and “World War 3!” That he will give away America and its freedoms to Putin if he even threatens nuclear warfare. Traitorous, villainous cowards every Republican and maga.

Zelensky saw a f**king pu**y...

He looks like his name is Blort here.

Suckerlips Vance

JD is straight out of “Lord of the Flies”.

Doofus Hillbilly.

He looks like he fucks couches.

Yes, but those eyes....

A face for radio

A fool

Pudding Boy!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

pasty dough boy

Real Patriots saw the same

😂😂❤️

This what we all see

Yes, a little bitch.

Has Vance always worn eyeliner?

Kinda looks like Lindsey Graham but younger and fatter. Makes sense. Same bootlicking types.

Chubs Vance

Looks like the jerk from the Peewee movies.

A couch.

😂😂😂 True Story 👏

A pile of poop!

No wonder he has grown facial hair lol

Mister tough guy is so hardcore that now he’s in hiding in Vermont after the locals yelled at him.

flounder from Animal House!

Look at the baby Vance. He looks as tough as a 3 year old girl!

He sure is ugly! I know you shouldn't judge but the hatred is just seeping out.

It's not judging if when it's true.😉

He looks like Cleopatra. Can he place an asp to his breast after his appalling behavior?

Yup

He looks like a pig hoink hoink!

Most everyone did, including Putin and Thiel.

One couch to the other “I’m not even fucking that with your di€k”

Wasn’t he in Animal House?