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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social

The truth is becoming rather clear: a lifetime of eating mostly fast food, not exercising...and being a dick...catch up to you...and your health starts plummeting faster than Trump crypto stock.

aug 23, 2025, 6:25 pm • 1,009 203

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Lady Liberty @sadworld.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/iwil...

aug 24, 2025, 5:57 am • 0 0 • view
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americaisdoomed.bsky.social @americaisdoomed.bsky.social

I thought you were describing america. You nailed it.

aug 24, 2025, 9:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Saint Stinky @saint-stinky.bsky.social

It will never not be true: Old age ain't for the squeamish.

aug 24, 2025, 4:02 am • 1 0 • view
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Farseeing @farseeing.bsky.social

From your lips to god’s ear

aug 24, 2025, 6:10 am • 0 0 • view
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melissajohns.bsky.social @melissajohns.bsky.social

I'm surprised it didn't catch up sooner considering his diet.

aug 24, 2025, 11:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social

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Realities🌐 @insuret.bsky.social

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michaelspoint.bsky.social @michaelspoint.bsky.social

I would be devastated if he died today.

aug 23, 2025, 6:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Zappa Plays Fantasy @zappaplaysfantasy.bsky.social

inflated and anticipating a collapse any day now...? Sounds pretty stock'ish to me

aug 23, 2025, 6:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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MAGA Focker @maga-focker.bsky.social

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aug 23, 2025, 8:48 pm • 2 1 • view
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Osiris Pta @osirispta.bsky.social

That’s what happens when you retire and treat every day like it’s a Saturday. It catches up to you after a few years…🥳✨❗️

aug 24, 2025, 12:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Katie Straka @katiespn411.bsky.social

Wish it would catch up a little faster !

aug 24, 2025, 2:42 am • 2 0 • view
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David King @davidking196.bsky.social

Do you think if he does die, that they will try a Weekend at Bernies scenario for at least a couple of weeks to give them time to re-group?

aug 23, 2025, 11:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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G👀d Witch of the North🇨🇦 @northwitch.bsky.social

Nope, Vance will be prez within the hour, he’s already salivating about it.

aug 24, 2025, 2:37 am • 2 0 • view
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Angela 🇨🇦 Nasty Canadian @maryangelafitz.bsky.social

aug 24, 2025, 1:09 am • 2 0 • view
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DOMINUS @redrsx.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/iwil...

aug 24, 2025, 11:21 am • 3 1 • view
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generalburkhalter.bsky.social @generalburkhalter.bsky.social

Six months or less would be preferable.

aug 24, 2025, 5:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Georgieola @forestbirdms.bsky.social

🤞

aug 24, 2025, 11:28 am • 0 0 • view
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MIZER @realmizer.bsky.social

why? What happened? Is he dead yet? Did he walk to the light?

aug 23, 2025, 6:33 pm • 4 0 • view
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manuwai.bsky.social @manuwai.bsky.social

I want it to be painful. Very, very painful!!

aug 24, 2025, 6:49 am • 2 0 • view
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FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE @jojo627.bsky.social

I wake up every morning waiting for the Headline McDonalds Fast food finally did what America has wanted for a very long time ⚰️🪦⚱️the streets will be flooded with celebrations all over the World

aug 24, 2025, 5:03 am • 4 1 • view
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Patty Coughanour @pcoughanour.bsky.social

His is the most eagerly anticipated obituary in US history.

aug 23, 2025, 11:01 pm • 6 0 • view
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Tom Dollar @tomdollar.bsky.social

It would appear that the fast food is not fast enough.

aug 23, 2025, 6:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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KnightHawk♿💙 @knighthawk899.bsky.social

Trump is just hedonism bot from Futurama in human form.

aug 23, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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802nancy.bsky.social @802nancy.bsky.social

faster....faster.....faster, please.

aug 24, 2025, 2:14 am • 2 0 • view
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coldmolly @simsart.bsky.social

His health is not plummeting fast enough

aug 23, 2025, 6:44 pm • 7 0 • view
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Hoyainnj @hoyainnj.bsky.social

He knows. He has been told. "I'm hearing I am not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole" When have you EVER heard him say ANYTHING self depreciating even slightly.

aug 24, 2025, 1:51 am • 1 0 • view
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BobiC @bobic.bsky.social

This is when I would like to see warp speed.

aug 23, 2025, 6:43 pm • 5 0 • view
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momofanangel.bsky.social @momofanangel.bsky.social

Could we fast forward? Asking for a friend.

aug 23, 2025, 6:27 pm • 13 0 • view
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Eileen @eileenmont.bsky.social

🤞

aug 23, 2025, 7:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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K.C. Banx @kbanx.bsky.social

I am still hoping for an AF1 encounter with a massive, beautiful flock of geese at 10k feet.

aug 23, 2025, 7:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nilabisan @nilabisan.bsky.social

Pretty soon it’s gonna be “Weekend at Donnie’s”!

aug 24, 2025, 3:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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JTaylor @jenevra1.bsky.social

Not exercising? How dare you?

aug 23, 2025, 6:29 pm • 4 0 • view
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JTaylor @jenevra1.bsky.social

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sabrinarj.bsky.social @sabrinarj.bsky.social

🤣

aug 23, 2025, 7:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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sabrinarj.bsky.social @sabrinarj.bsky.social

🤣

aug 23, 2025, 7:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Liam1313 @liam1313.bsky.social

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aug 23, 2025, 7:13 pm • 3 1 • view
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MAGA Focker @maga-focker.bsky.social

That putt was a little shart

aug 23, 2025, 8:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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pack65.bsky.social @pack65.bsky.social

We can only hope

aug 23, 2025, 7:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social

Yeah...I know it's not technically a "stock." But...not everyone knows what "crypto" is at this point.

aug 23, 2025, 6:27 pm • 92 9 • view
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shibajoy.bsky.social @shibajoy.bsky.social

Crypto seems very Bernie Madoff-y to me.

aug 23, 2025, 6:46 pm • 11 2 • view
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Elizabeth Korevaar @ejk415.bsky.social

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₿Itcoin ₿ro @bitcoinbro.bsky.social

Everyone NEEDS to know the different between “crypto” (40 million various affinity scams to bitcoin) Annnnnd Bitcoin

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Paul Gustafson @paulgus.bsky.social

Waiting…..

aug 23, 2025, 8:50 pm • 4 1 • view
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stingleword @stingleword.bsky.social

I always say "crypto is just stock without the company" The reply is always something like "what's it investing in then" or "what's it backed by" The answer is nothing. It's just a fabricated digital financial fluid, basically digital monopoly money with agreed-upon printing rules.

aug 23, 2025, 6:46 pm • 4 1 • view
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Trumpismus delendus est 🇬🇱 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇵🇦 @eltoninatlanta.bsky.social

Crypto has two uses: “Greater fool” “investing” and facilitating crime.

aug 23, 2025, 6:50 pm • 4 0 • view
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stingleword @stingleword.bsky.social

Aren't those the same thing though? Greater fool investing is just financial fraud with a clown nose.

aug 23, 2025, 6:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Trumpismus delendus est 🇬🇱 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇵🇦 @eltoninatlanta.bsky.social

As to facilitating crime, it’s the key enabling technology of crypto locking. The preferred method of giving trump payoffs. The easiest way to launder money. Etc.

aug 23, 2025, 7:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Trumpismus delendus est 🇬🇱 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇵🇦 @eltoninatlanta.bsky.social

“Greater fool” is more a fraud on yourself. You’re betting it’s ok to buy junk because there’s going to be someone who will pay even more for junk. But such investors delude themselves about the risk of being the last fool willing to buy.

aug 23, 2025, 6:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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stingleword @stingleword.bsky.social

Well, it's not a fraud on yourself if you're on the ground floor, that is. Then you're just a fraudster. Everyone talks about the "last" investors when really we should blame the first investors since they're the ones perpetuating and profiting from it.

aug 23, 2025, 7:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Xavier Onassis @xavieronassis.bsky.social

Hmmm. "Crypt" = a chamber in a mausoleum or tomb; "o" = diminutive of "of"; "Currency" = coins, etc., circulating as a means of exchange; "Cryptocurrency" = a chamber for dead money

aug 23, 2025, 8:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cher @floridademocrat.bsky.social

Fingers and toes crossed.

aug 23, 2025, 6:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Polly Kane 🇺🇳💃🏻🇺🇳 @kanekavi.sheshed.rocks

How long until it clogs up every artery?

aug 23, 2025, 6:37 pm • 20 1 • view
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Sweetiesue1111 @sweetiesue1111.bsky.social

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carelesswhisperer.bsky.social @carelesswhisperer.bsky.social

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DemocracyEnjoyer @democracyenjoyer.bsky.social

snak:

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Hooly. NO DM'S 🚫 🚫 @hoolyinarkansas.bsky.social

It needs to plummet at a faster rate of speed

aug 23, 2025, 9:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nick L 🦋💙🦋💙😎 @nick-lav.bsky.social

lol 😂

aug 23, 2025, 7:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kerri A @desertcactus621.bsky.social

+ NYC 70’s and 80’s… that payment will come due as well, Donny.

aug 23, 2025, 6:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sherri @walkingumchewer.bsky.social

Where's my voodoo doll when I need it?

aug 24, 2025, 12:11 am • 2 0 • view
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Georgieola @forestbirdms.bsky.social

I actually have one. Seriously.

aug 24, 2025, 11:31 am • 2 0 • view
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NatureLoverInExile🌳🌻🦋🌈🌎🌊🇺🇦🤬🤬 @natureloverinexile.bsky.social

Same. It’s in my freezer w pins in the head, groin and heart. Lol.

aug 24, 2025, 4:05 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sherri @walkingumchewer.bsky.social

It appears it is working.

aug 24, 2025, 5:18 pm • 3 0 • view
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🇺🇸🇨🇿🇺🇦⚫ @czeckmate2024.bsky.social

Jack, hope you are right, but not a good read w the cigarette in your thumbnail photo

aug 23, 2025, 9:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeffery Stackhouse @jstackhouse1.bsky.social

Yes. The mind suffers and the body cries out. Karma 👍

aug 23, 2025, 9:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Deborah C @debcombs14.bsky.social

I hope ur right!

aug 23, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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grosserute.bsky.social @grosserute.bsky.social

Noooo! Not so fast. The mother fucker needs to go through a trial and see insides of a prison cell. He needs to feel the utter despair and hopelessness that millions are feeling.

aug 23, 2025, 6:30 pm • 7 0 • view
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BC Funksta 🇨🇦 @bcfunksta.bsky.social

Meh. I'm fine with him dying of a heart attack while sitting on his gold-painted toilet.

aug 23, 2025, 6:35 pm • 6 0 • view
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grosserute.bsky.social @grosserute.bsky.social

I need to him to die the way Epstein died by "suicide" in prison cell.

aug 23, 2025, 7:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bob Loblaw @stevetrunk.bsky.social

I want that, too. But he simply is not capable of experiencing those feelings. His demise should be very public. That would help minimize the conspiracy theories that would certainly surround the event.

aug 23, 2025, 10:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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THE DISGRUNTLED MECHANIC @tdm15.bsky.social

one can only hope! see the picture of his tiny hand today? WTF's up with that?

aug 23, 2025, 6:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stephen Butchko @stephenbutchko.bsky.social

But the dude still made it to his mid 70's! Cholesterol, do your thing!

aug 24, 2025, 4:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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particularpercipi.bsky.social @particularpercipi.bsky.social

Fortunately the chumps on His way to Hell. Unfortunately tiny vancer is Being Warmed up & now out Of The Bullshitt pen. FMRB

aug 23, 2025, 7:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Georgieola @forestbirdms.bsky.social

Vance is going to be worse. He's a tad smarter, and a lot younger. Plus he'll be able to run again.

aug 24, 2025, 11:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Galen Colwell @galencolwell.bsky.social

Were we going to hear something from you yesterday or today about Europe’s plans going forward? Something would freak DJT out?

aug 23, 2025, 6:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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knock knock @upwardfalling13.bsky.social

We can only hope.

aug 23, 2025, 6:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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my2twh.bsky.social @my2twh.bsky.social

I’m going with he’s rotting from the inside out.

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MaMaDonnae2 @madonnae2.bsky.social

Every dog has his day

aug 23, 2025, 9:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Connie @captainconstance.bsky.social

He’s 79. Average life expectancy is the US is about 74.5. That fucker’s been able to live without exercising and with a terrible diet and it’s not affected him until now, it seems. He even survived Covid.

aug 24, 2025, 2:43 am • 1 0 • view
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bumborassclth.bsky.social @bumborassclth.bsky.social

‘DICK’ Cheney is still around. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

aug 24, 2025, 2:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cha Cha Paisley @chachapaisley.bsky.social

Not fast enough apparently. I'm trying everything to move it along by starting curse chains. You know those are the opposite of prayer chains. Doing some serious praying at night. Let's hope it's soon.

aug 23, 2025, 10:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Geenie1234@bluesky.com @geenie1234.bsky.social

We already know this is a “puppet” regime.

aug 23, 2025, 8:01 pm • 4 0 • view
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Liam1313 @liam1313.bsky.social

Jack, wait 'til you need to start popping assorted pills just to keep you alive!😮 What for, when you can see the future much better than when you were younger.🤷‍♂️

aug 23, 2025, 7:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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lindagmiller.bsky.social @lindagmiller.bsky.social

I have heart failure. I'm sure Trump has heart conditions perhaps heart failure. You start to retain too much water. Sometimes some organs don't get enough oxogen in blood flow including the brain.

aug 24, 2025, 1:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lady Tina Murphy @tinamur.bsky.social

Not fast enough. The evil orange is still breathing.

aug 24, 2025, 10:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Brian Vargecko @pvpower.energy

I don’t want his health to take him before he’s humiliated.

aug 24, 2025, 4:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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martykearns1.bsky.social @martykearns1.bsky.social

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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝔹𝕝𝕦𝕖 🌊 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social

He's a rotting corpse at this point

aug 23, 2025, 6:29 pm • 12 1 • view
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Tori @toti66.bsky.social

With a rotting brain

aug 23, 2025, 6:31 pm • 7 2 • view
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Linda from 🇨🇦 @lakelifelady.bsky.social

It most smell real nasty being within a square block of him …. 💨 💩 💨 🤢🤮

aug 24, 2025, 4:36 am • 2 0 • view
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liberalaunty.bsky.social @liberalaunty.bsky.social

Can't happen fast enough..

aug 23, 2025, 6:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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patter76.bsky.social @patter76.bsky.social

Not fast enough. But, hopefully, soon.

aug 24, 2025, 1:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Elizabeth Korevaar @ejk415.bsky.social

I watched my mom, who was a brilliant active liberal, but overweight, live with congestive heart failure and lymphedema for over 15 years. But a girl can dream.

aug 23, 2025, 7:09 pm • 7 0 • view
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@janettes-999.bsky.social @janettes-999.bsky.social

I’m dreaming with you, Elizabeth!

aug 23, 2025, 7:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Merritt kelly @merrittkelly1.bsky.social

Me too.

aug 24, 2025, 12:37 am • 1 0 • view
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G👀d Witch of the North🇨🇦 @northwitch.bsky.social

Yep. It’s not a fast killer.

aug 24, 2025, 2:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Kim Nichols 🇨🇦❤️🇺🇦💙 @anchusa.bsky.social

He’s prolly been living with it for a good while now. It didn’t just start yesterday.

aug 24, 2025, 4:04 pm • 3 0 • view
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amg0125.bsky.social @amg0125.bsky.social

Thoughts and prayers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 24, 2025, 7:47 am • 1 0 • view
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Max Coates @maxcoatesbfa.bsky.social

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Aunt Patty @auntpatty.bsky.social

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kateprotests.bsky.social @kateprotests.bsky.social

Not fast enough. 10 years ago would have been perfect.

aug 24, 2025, 4:12 am • 2 0 • view
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John Brown @jbb60.bsky.social

Wishful thinking?

aug 24, 2025, 5:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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ABG CPR @mvcpr.bsky.social

Not fast enough. And felon34+ implodes hoping the event will take his crime mob too.

aug 23, 2025, 7:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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cherokeeblood10.bsky.social @cherokeeblood10.bsky.social

Nothing kills a person faster than a bad diet, Drugs to hide ailments and being an habitual sinner. The sooner Pedo J Trump is 6 feet under the sooner SOME normalcy can be achieved.

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MAGA Focker @maga-focker.bsky.social

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Feral Crone @theferalcrone.bsky.social

Fingers crossed.

aug 23, 2025, 6:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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cactusf1ower.bsky.social @cactusf1ower.bsky.social

poor circulation often leads to a stroke which may leave you unable to speak or write or walk. And yet you can see and understand what’s going on around you.

aug 24, 2025, 5:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike Vukmir @thepointbeing.bsky.social

I’m very glad to see his health degrading however, I really hope that it becomes very debilitating that the pain is enormous that no amount of propofol will help

aug 23, 2025, 8:56 pm • 3 0 • view
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Choz51 🌊 🇬🇧🇦🇺🇿🇦 @choz51.bsky.social

Shhhhh…. “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte. 

aug 23, 2025, 9:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Paulo @porschegul.bsky.social

Not fast enough!

aug 23, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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10DogMom 🇺🇦🇺🇲🐕 @10dogmom.bsky.social

Not. Fast. Enough.

aug 24, 2025, 12:39 am • 3 0 • view