The truth is becoming rather clear: a lifetime of eating mostly fast food, not exercising...and being a dick...catch up to you...and your health starts plummeting faster than Trump crypto stock.
The truth is becoming rather clear: a lifetime of eating mostly fast food, not exercising...and being a dick...catch up to you...and your health starts plummeting faster than Trump crypto stock.
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I thought you were describing america. You nailed it.
It will never not be true: Old age ain't for the squeamish.
From your lips to god’s ear
I'm surprised it didn't catch up sooner considering his diet.
I would be devastated if he died today.
inflated and anticipating a collapse any day now...? Sounds pretty stock'ish to me
That’s what happens when you retire and treat every day like it’s a Saturday. It catches up to you after a few years…🥳✨❗️
Wish it would catch up a little faster !
Do you think if he does die, that they will try a Weekend at Bernies scenario for at least a couple of weeks to give them time to re-group?
Nope, Vance will be prez within the hour, he’s already salivating about it.
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Six months or less would be preferable.
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why? What happened? Is he dead yet? Did he walk to the light?
I want it to be painful. Very, very painful!!
I wake up every morning waiting for the Headline McDonalds Fast food finally did what America has wanted for a very long time ⚰️🪦⚱️the streets will be flooded with celebrations all over the World
His is the most eagerly anticipated obituary in US history.
It would appear that the fast food is not fast enough.
Trump is just hedonism bot from Futurama in human form.
faster....faster.....faster, please.
His health is not plummeting fast enough
He knows. He has been told. "I'm hearing I am not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole" When have you EVER heard him say ANYTHING self depreciating even slightly.
This is when I would like to see warp speed.
Could we fast forward? Asking for a friend.
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I am still hoping for an AF1 encounter with a massive, beautiful flock of geese at 10k feet.
Pretty soon it’s gonna be “Weekend at Donnie’s”!
Not exercising? How dare you?
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That putt was a little shart
We can only hope
Yeah...I know it's not technically a "stock." But...not everyone knows what "crypto" is at this point.
Crypto seems very Bernie Madoff-y to me.
Everyone NEEDS to know the different between “crypto” (40 million various affinity scams to bitcoin) Annnnnd Bitcoin
Waiting…..
I always say "crypto is just stock without the company" The reply is always something like "what's it investing in then" or "what's it backed by" The answer is nothing. It's just a fabricated digital financial fluid, basically digital monopoly money with agreed-upon printing rules.
Crypto has two uses: “Greater fool” “investing” and facilitating crime.
Aren't those the same thing though? Greater fool investing is just financial fraud with a clown nose.
As to facilitating crime, it’s the key enabling technology of crypto locking. The preferred method of giving trump payoffs. The easiest way to launder money. Etc.
“Greater fool” is more a fraud on yourself. You’re betting it’s ok to buy junk because there’s going to be someone who will pay even more for junk. But such investors delude themselves about the risk of being the last fool willing to buy.
Well, it's not a fraud on yourself if you're on the ground floor, that is. Then you're just a fraudster. Everyone talks about the "last" investors when really we should blame the first investors since they're the ones perpetuating and profiting from it.
Hmmm. "Crypt" = a chamber in a mausoleum or tomb; "o" = diminutive of "of"; "Currency" = coins, etc., circulating as a means of exchange; "Cryptocurrency" = a chamber for dead money
Fingers and toes crossed.
How long until it clogs up every artery?
It needs to plummet at a faster rate of speed
lol 😂
+ NYC 70’s and 80’s… that payment will come due as well, Donny.
Where's my voodoo doll when I need it?
I actually have one. Seriously.
Same. It’s in my freezer w pins in the head, groin and heart. Lol.
It appears it is working.
Jack, hope you are right, but not a good read w the cigarette in your thumbnail photo
Yes. The mind suffers and the body cries out. Karma 👍
I hope ur right!
Noooo! Not so fast. The mother fucker needs to go through a trial and see insides of a prison cell. He needs to feel the utter despair and hopelessness that millions are feeling.
Meh. I'm fine with him dying of a heart attack while sitting on his gold-painted toilet.
I need to him to die the way Epstein died by "suicide" in prison cell.
I want that, too. But he simply is not capable of experiencing those feelings. His demise should be very public. That would help minimize the conspiracy theories that would certainly surround the event.
one can only hope! see the picture of his tiny hand today? WTF's up with that?
But the dude still made it to his mid 70's! Cholesterol, do your thing!
Fortunately the chumps on His way to Hell. Unfortunately tiny vancer is Being Warmed up & now out Of The Bullshitt pen. FMRB
Vance is going to be worse. He's a tad smarter, and a lot younger. Plus he'll be able to run again.
Were we going to hear something from you yesterday or today about Europe’s plans going forward? Something would freak DJT out?
We can only hope.
Every dog has his day
He’s 79. Average life expectancy is the US is about 74.5. That fucker’s been able to live without exercising and with a terrible diet and it’s not affected him until now, it seems. He even survived Covid.
‘DICK’ Cheney is still around. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
Not fast enough apparently. I'm trying everything to move it along by starting curse chains. You know those are the opposite of prayer chains. Doing some serious praying at night. Let's hope it's soon.
We already know this is a “puppet” regime.
Jack, wait 'til you need to start popping assorted pills just to keep you alive!😮 What for, when you can see the future much better than when you were younger.🤷♂️
I have heart failure. I'm sure Trump has heart conditions perhaps heart failure. You start to retain too much water. Sometimes some organs don't get enough oxogen in blood flow including the brain.
Not fast enough. The evil orange is still breathing.
I don’t want his health to take him before he’s humiliated.
He's a rotting corpse at this point
With a rotting brain
It most smell real nasty being within a square block of him …. 💨 💩 💨 🤢🤮
Can't happen fast enough..
Not fast enough. But, hopefully, soon.
I watched my mom, who was a brilliant active liberal, but overweight, live with congestive heart failure and lymphedema for over 15 years. But a girl can dream.
I’m dreaming with you, Elizabeth!
Me too.
Yep. It’s not a fast killer.
He’s prolly been living with it for a good while now. It didn’t just start yesterday.
Thoughts and prayers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not fast enough. 10 years ago would have been perfect.
Wishful thinking?
Not fast enough. And felon34+ implodes hoping the event will take his crime mob too.
Nothing kills a person faster than a bad diet, Drugs to hide ailments and being an habitual sinner. The sooner Pedo J Trump is 6 feet under the sooner SOME normalcy can be achieved.
Fingers crossed.
poor circulation often leads to a stroke which may leave you unable to speak or write or walk. And yet you can see and understand what’s going on around you.
I’m very glad to see his health degrading however, I really hope that it becomes very debilitating that the pain is enormous that no amount of propofol will help
Shhhhh…. “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte. 
Not fast enough!
Not. Fast. Enough.