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Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au

A story about finding things in heritage markets...

sep 6, 2025, 10:01 pm • 0 0

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Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au

Oh! That looks like a nice table runner!

A nice table runner with red stripes and blue diamonds.
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Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au

Oh, what are these strange patterns?

Close up of red striped table runner. Some of the stripes have odd patterns.
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Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au

That's... Patriotic...?

A close up of one of the stripes. It is covered in tiny US flags with five stars.
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Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au

Err... What?! Why are these sheep wearing flags?!

A close up of another stripe. It is covered in little sheep wearing the US flag (with four stars)
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Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au

I wonder what's on the underside... Nope. Nope nope nope no.

Underside of the table runner. It is screaming patriotic platitudes. LAND OF THE FREE BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE. GOD BLESS AMERICA LAND THAT I LOVE. STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER.
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Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au

... And that is how I didn't buy a table runner. The end.

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