DJT: "EVERYTHING from China tariffed 150%!" Oligarchs: "Whoa. Too much." DJT: "Everything except that stuff made by big donors!" MAGA: "Bro, you backing down?" DJT: "And the stuff made by my big donors, it all goes to 150% in 30 days!!" Oligarchs: "OK. How much and where do we send it?"