I’m stealing this from someone else, just fyi. Too funny 😂

Fucking bizarre

Let’s all be thankful that the emperor actually wears clothes during this “emperor’s new clothes” moment that we’re living in.

Oh for gods sake such a cult show

Why do people debase themselves so readily?

The benefits of insider trading.

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God these people are pathetic…how did they grow up in the USA

Sickening!

I wasn’t aware that Musk was an M.D. or, Does America get to know the name of the veterinarian who examined him? 🧌

Because they lie so much about everything else I hoping what they really mean is that he’s headed for massive heart attack

You should hear the russian translation

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Waste of tax payer dollars....everyone losing money that didn't have access to insider trading is not in the mood!

He is a fat slob exhibiting signs of sharp mental decline. Jack LaLanne he is not.

Thank you, Josephine Goebbels.

Someone grows up, goes to school, attends college presumably, all with a goal of being a journalist. And this is what they end up doing. These people are fucking weirdos.

Their ego Trumps journalism

The media really eats up the working class propaganda. Show me one video or image of Trump biting into a Big Mac.

But does he have an anus?

Yes. It's in the middle of his face, in case you hadn't noticed. It's the orifice that is constantly spewing 💩

It's all anus. Anustotali

I refuse to believe this could possibly sound any more ridiculous in any other language.

😳🤔😏😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤣🤣🤣

Conservatives are pathetic. Literally worshipping an obvious Anti-Christ.

Is the press secretary passing out a list of approved questions ahead of time?

Round is a shape

If tRump is in "very good shape"... That must mean I'm this guy 👇

Leavitt is a sycophantic idiot too.

North Korean isn’t a language

He’s actually living off all the glaze he gets from these people

her "husband" helped her career she claims

He switched from helium to hydrogen.

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Yea, he’s still a svelt 260🤣🤣🤣

But his tanning cream really brings out that youthful glow, don’t you think?

Yes, the president is still metabolizing big macs and diet cokes at 100 % efficiency

Leavitt "He's incredibly fit, his farts are still only smelling like a McDonald's concentration camp"

He's good He's been squatting a rotting, decapitated whale head in Bobby's garage for a few weeks now

He doesn’t pee or poo.

It wasn't bone spurs that prevented him from going to Vietnam, the Geneva convention prevented him from fighting humans as he is part god and was classified as a nuclear weapon.

They know we can see him, right?

Depending on who asked this question I have my suspicions. Are we going to learn soon that Trump is suffering a long term, or short term disease?

Gag Me With A Spoon.....Trump, As Usual, Wrote The Results Of His Exam Himself Before He Went. "He's Now 6'5", (Grew A Few Inches), Down To 195 lbs, And Nobody In The History Of The Universe Has Ever Been So Perfect"....

Trump is in EXCELLENT shape for a morbidly obese 79-year-old whose idea of exercise is driving a golf cart and doing curls with Big Macs.

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El Piggo is so fat and has such a horrid diet, he could literally suffer a coronary at any given moment! Of course, as usual, his doctor will like like a Putin after Trump's physical is completed (just like his previous doctor did!)

Well, that terrible news!

So many ridiculous back and forth comments in the press room these days it’s hard to pick the most revolting. This one comes closest to making me throw up in my mouth.

Meanwhile trump is getting rich off his endless golf grift! Why does he get away with CHARGING the secret service to protect him? The grift needs to end!

We all have eyes, for god sake!

Gaslight Barbie at it again

And no one disagreed I’m sure. The whole thing is a shit show.

She’s probably lied

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I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Yep, Ready for Potato-Chip-N-Dales

Lololololol

Satire is dead

👀

That was from a friendly. Too obvious.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh for goodness sakes! WTF. TRUMP is a demented overweight moron!

I think that reporter needs glasses or maybe new eyes.

Omg really that's a question from the press that is definitely north Korea shit

Who was that crazy woman

Swallowers.

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And Donnie no longer poops and has a blood boy to keep him young.

Meanwhile, thread 👇 bsky.app/profile/maud...

What a suck up.🤮

You could see her tripping over her words in excitement to get out the ridiculous rehearsed question.

Jfc

A big part of the NK-ishness of it for me is that I have been struck over the last few days at how puffy-faced and pale Trump looks in photos, and stoop shouldered. I wondered if he had abruptly gotten off a weight-loss drug

He's in great shape for a blimp

Ayerhead Bimbeau.

The dumb whore got herself a news clip, and that’s what she wanted.

They're larping as north Koreans. It'll be 60ft statues, portraits everywhere and parades every month soon.

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What if journalists all started to ask such ridiculous north korean style questions until it is just too much bullshit even for her and she realizes that they are only laughing at her? Just to see how long before she gets it.

That was no reporter asking. That was a RW mouthpiece.

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"Has the President's physical gone well?" "Yes, he was able to set a new record with the penile weight lift. This year, to our amazement, he broke the old record of 35 pounds." "We are blessed, indeed, to have this man." "Yes. We must be constantly grateful. And servile."

Fucking ridiculous

Was the reporter from Pravda?

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Wow. Just wow. The stupidity never ends.

barf

The best shape ever. The best, big, beautiful shape. No other president has been in better shape. Now back to KFC and destroying the country.

I can’t even listen to her. I thought Spicer was ridiculous. She may be the most annoying PS in history. She clearly didn’t get this job bc of her intellect. But since we know Trump, we know why she got the job.

Evidently ‘Thou shalt not lie’ isn’t part of her Christian doctrine.

Idiotic

Trumpism is a mass psychosis.

Gross

So embarrassing

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Like a sun burnt corpse.

What a bunch of ass kissers. So embarrassing.

Wow! She really lobbed that Chicken McNugget in there for Caroline!

Can you spell Ozempic? What is the Ozempic- Adderall interaction, I wonder?

Her answer is creepy.

Hahaha 😂

WHERES HIS MEDICAL RECORDS?! Man-woman-tv-felony-rapist-traitor

This made me throw up in my mouth! 🤮 How ridiculous.

Such a perfect specimen!

He needs a more supportive brosseire 😂

He is still metabolizing big macs and diet coke with 100% efficiency

And one can literally see the outline of his diaper when he wears his golf pants.

The epitome of health

He looks very "natural." Maybe his current makeup artist used to be a mortician.

Good shape for a rotting potato.

Sycophants will always fail in time. The truth is not within them.

For the ultimate NK vibe, I'm waiting for there to be an entourage, equipped with pencils and notebooks, that appears wherever Trump goes, and takes copious notes no matter what he is saying. Oh, wait.

What entity does that reporter represent?

Relative to other obese narcissistic septuagenarians he’s in tip top shape

불필요한

F off, lying Fox

He's a fat fuck!

JFC

She is the new Joseph goebbels

I just lost my breakfast 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Please don’t insult North Korea.

Morbid obesity is NOT a healthy look. So sure, encourage the orange turnip to continue doing whatever it is that's giving him such a svelte, He-man look. Good grief, the lack of detectable personality is apparently mandatory in the tRUMP administration. [==*==]

OMG 🤯 what has happened to America! Zero respect or credibility now

I took this test, wonderful test. Better than anyone ever before. Man, Woman, Jury, Verdict! Strong test, proud, people everywhere looking like How did he do that shit? Never before in history, so few other dementia patients complete. And groceries!

He is a fat assed slob….check the chart on the wall

These fucking people are INSANE.

Newest pencil sharpener speaks.

It's so fucking creepy how they all get visibly aroused when lying about him.

The “working out with RFK Jr …”is the kicker

Ri Chun hee?

Puke 🤮

(barf)

Jfc

Who’s the lapdog reporter?

A tiktok influencer

Off course.

"Off course" works too

Of course, not off.

both are correct 🤣

Not a reporter.

🤣 if it wasn’t so serious!

Yes, the picture of health. He is so gross.