Mmmmm…hints of soiled adult diaper!
Mmmmm…hints of soiled adult diaper!
The draft dodger who determines the merit of soldiers? Known for body odor slinging perfume and cologne?
What a fucking monster.
The fine print says: “Trump Fragrances are not designed, manufactured, distributed or sold by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates or principals.” Seems like 45Footwear, LLC paid for a license to use his name and likeness. They also sell Thump shoes. Blechy!
Something here just doesn't smell right. 🚬😎
He’s a Vulgarian .
Grifters gonna grift.😠
And apparently they’ve stepping up their (con) game 🤬🍊🫏
Our country is diabolical
God I hate him
Smells like losing.
Isn’t this an ethics violation for a sitting president to be selling products? WTH
They fired all the people involved in ethics. Saves a lot of time.
Sad but true.
What could it possibly smell like? The mind boggles.
Nope, I won't be buying that. Enough people fail to pick up after their dogs in my neighborhood, I can smell like Trump for free!
Reading this as “45 through 47.” Good on him for giving Biden so much credit 😆
Tacky as all fuck. Grifting POS.
Jesus Christ, there is no bottom.
fragrance? what shit and piss? no thanks
Working hard for the PEOPLE!!
Seems fitting- since Trump stinks.
I mean Clark, it's just raw sewage. What could possibly happen?
It was inevitable that he would eventually be selling jars of piss.
The President of the United States of America.
This makes everything funny…right?
He's all about making as much as he can off his presidency. Anyone who thought anything less was naive
Eau de Depends.....🦨
Huckster in Chief.
Ahhh, there's nothing like the stench of mothballs, old man sweat and insecurity.
You could light a fire with that stuff!!!🤯
Does it smell like dirty diapers?
It's all about the grift.
That's who he is. The gift continues. Nothing else matters to him.
Isn't this also promoting his product?
How is this even real life? Imagine Obama hawking steak knives during his presidency? What is actually going on?
He hasn’t been confirmed, but he is currently the acting antichrist.
Eau de Swamp.
We all know what he smells like.
I can't decide whether to go with the spoiled grease paint scent or the unchanged adult diaper scent.
I asked if they could add the scent ketchup to mine. I want a special edition
At $249 a bottle
American capitalism. American Greed.
Insouciance de pueu.
Bowel Power
Invest in Natural Gas
Trump voters should forced to where a T on their foreheads as punishment fur what they’re putting us through.
Just when we thought our bottom of the barrel opinion of someone couldn't go further down.
So it smells like napalm?
Eau le Garch?
Ask E. Jean Carroll she knows what Trump Fragrances smell like!
Eau de Flop Sweat.
OMG
This is his plan all along.
Created by Common Scents.
probably for the best since he caused one of those humanitarian disasters when he wasn’t hucking this garbage
What is next? I mean, really, what is next? Trump pillows?
If fascism had an odor... This is the GOP's, Mike Pence's, Mitch McConnell's, and John Roberts' legacy; and a reminder to the MAGA cult that if you can'tsee the con you're the mark. Dwight Eisenhower is rolling in his grave.
Discusting
Disgusting and very unpresidential
Cologne for assholes who don’t think their shit stinks.
You know it smells like sweaty ass
Smells like Putin's balls. Trump would know.
Jeez, what sicko would want to smell like that rotten, filthy, diseased sack of excrement!!
Smells like $4T debt.
Trump is doing the 2026 cuts in public schools TODAY july 1st - even though the budget bill has not passed yet!
...and you, Trump bitch are supporting his endeavor by sharing his Truth Social post, just to publish your little retort; also supporting him by holding a Truth Social account. 🙄
trump revels in being the worst human possible.
Graven image worship, anyone?
47 is a sick FK.
My dogs’ ass smells better
So surreal. These must smell of dirty Depends, Fascism, and desperation 🙄 #thegrift never stops with this one
Smells Like Mean Spirit
How many ILLEGAL activities does that come up to now? At what point does it TRIGGER IMPEACHMENT?
Just another episode of American greed… probably smells like the shit that he is.
One crooked thing after another with this guy. Who wants to smell like a pig?
Because when you see Trump you can’t help thinking how nice he must smell up close.
When I heard about this I thought it was a joke but OMG it's real.
He is so sick!!
Smells like rotting meat and a diaper full of shit.
rotten taco fragrance that thing started rotting from birth and he wrings it out into a bottle
Smells like a nursing home that can't afford staff to change Resident One's adult diaper
Bet it smells like a tartar sauce wet wipe.
Is it wrong to hope he falls on the scissors at his ribbon cutting ceremony at his concentration camp today?
That's because Trump doesn't give a damn about this country or its citizens. His only concern is to line his own pockets.
And it smells like ass.
>> You know, labelling everything with two presidential sequence numbers ("45-47") really screams "America dumped me once but I managed to sneak back in..." <<
They’re called Eau de Shit!
Honest to God, Really? Will it EVER end?
It can, but it hasn’t. Waiting….
And why is James Bond on the bottle, ‘cause that sure as hell ain’t that fat fuck.
Had enough yet America?
Marie-Antoinette: let them eat cake Donald Trump: let them smell of eau de Donald
😱
this is literally what he was elected to do.
Smells like shit and death
Smells like desperation and embarrassment.
Not perfume ! "EAU DU TOILET💩"
True Story: Trump Fragrances were previously marketed as "Satan's Anus."
Asshole.
Goldfinger is at it again. Grifter supreme while so many people in so many children will lose Medicaid. He doesn’t care. He just wants more money for himself. It’s greed arrangement syndrome and the orangutan has it bad.
Derangement
He wants the media to be outraged and distract you
Thank you for your attention to this toilet water!!
“Hey! I sure wish I smelled like Trump!” SAID NO ONE EVER!!!
Fucken squatter in the White House Selling shit!! How much does he get for an hour with Melania?
#July14
Always the huckster
It would be a shame, a damn shame I say, if that site were hacked. Hypothetically, of course.
He's got stench to spare.
Grifters gonna grift. 🙄
He’s made it like an Oscar Ohh the narcissist that feeds on gratitude, a blood the vampire craves
Ok Someone call it Meme coin Phone Perfume ???? Some shit tasting wine
The last time DJTr’itler looked that skinny his dad was bailing him out of his first bankruptcy
He disgusts me
We are well into the “truth is stranger than fiction” stage.
not even 6 months in yet.
Priorities. Look whose avatar is on that ridiculous bottle. This whole thing was always a metastasizing vanity project.
It is sickening that Stephen Miller makes his grandpa sell shitty cologne to fund Stevie’s fetish for senseless violence against America.
🇺🇸 is a joke, led by a dick. A dick joke.
Fuck off Donold.
May he be forced to drink every drop.
🤢🤮
He’s a pimp — a “short fingered vulgarian” (credit Graydon Carter) — and always has been.
bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov/cancermoonsh...
No taste, no class, enduring grift.
How low this man will go never ceases to amaze me.
I'm fairly certain it smells like a hog farm shit pond.
Is this one of those distraction flares they fire when people are saying bad things? This will linger in the news for days. Somebody has to buy it and tell everyone how shitty it is. Caramba.
Probably just bottled hotdog water
Eau de Flatulence
advice to MAGAS: boycott his products hes want to take your healthcare, make him suffer financially do not buy any of the shit he's selling you, all of it stinks anyways !
That fails the integrity smell test.
He’s the Mr. Haney of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
I already smell like barns and cows every day. I don’t need to pay for it in a bottle.
What did we do to deserve this buffoon as the president of this country?
It all stinks to high heaven.
And this is who Carney caved to!
Trump's "Armageddon" is a better name for his Perfume.
What does loser smell like
It quite obviously has an aroma of bullshit about it.
People can't afford groceries, and Chief MAGAt is selling stench at $200 a bottle!
When was this DT post?
Is this recent?
Eau de tRump www.tiktok.com/@meidastouch...
The aroma of Bull shit
For $200 a bottle…if you want to smell like an old man that wears depends…trump fragrance is for you.
Colonoscologne
This man needs to just… you know.
For Christmas. In June.
Trump is an embarrassment to everything and everybody in this country. Why is he allowed to perpetuate one grift after another? The Republicans own this and we should be reminded frequently.
At least you'll be able to smell the Magas in the area now.
He treats his voters like they’re idiots and, to his credit, he’s not wrong
Smells like taint, or Trump Steak in a failed refrigerator.
The Great Kitsch Creep enjoins us with his scent (TACO?).
Emoluments Clause (s), Constitution , I mean everything tRump touches, literally dies. He believes in nothing but enriching himself, power. He's self-loathing. I don't think our framers even predicted this sh*t.
WTFH? Is this even legal? I can't believe we have three+ more years of this shit.
Asking only workman's wages, I come looking for a job But I get no offers Just a come-on from the whores on 7th Avenue I do declare, there were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there, la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Smells like hot shit.
Piss water.
Are people really buying that crap?
A fragrance from the most foul smelling man on the planet? Hard pass.
Boggles the mind, dunnit?
Omg what next, good grief ☹️
Snake oil.
Since I’m damn sure not going to the website, I‘ll just ask: It appears that this new scam involves TWO lines of fragrance—this and the Fight Fight Fight. Is that correct? Oh, never mind. It’s revolting either way.
Is this real?
He just dug us deeper into a country without meaning. The lack of shame or honest self awareness is beyond measure. Most of us would hide in shame over just one of his outrageous schemes, scams, lies, and law breaking.
Smells like skata.
trumpsmellslikeass.com
You to can smell of shit pants
It should be mandatory that the awful stench that emanates from him be bottled for his cult. We could smell them easier to avoid them
Please tell me it smells of flop sweat, stale urine, rotting flesh, and dirty toddler diapers.
you expected what when the USA Elected a felon/sexual predator, lying, immoral, narcissistic, vile, cheating human? 🇨🇦🇺🇦✌️
What a whore.
Typical POS!
This has to be a joke, right?
Millions face war, disease, and poverty—but sure, let’s all stop to smell the grift. His ‘Eau de Oligarch’ can’t mask the stench of collapse.
Eau de diaper
#FUCKtrump🍊💩🚽🇷🇺& his SWAMP🦟🐍of sycophantic assCUNTS‼️ @realdonaldTrump @POTUS
Is that a hint of diaper I detect?
My congressman, Mark Harris (NC), has probably already placed an order and asked if there’s a hair spray.
Covering the stink of the big ugly bill.
When you want to smell like an old woman's cheap hair dye, a Big Mac that's been left in the sun for ten days, and a half-full Depends.
Well, now we can not only see them coming a mile away in their red hats, but smell them coming from a similar distance.
He has destroyed satire.
I prefer to call it "odor."
He’s such a POS
And liberals are doing his advertising for him.
Couldn’t make this shit up
So...this 'fragrance' is like "the smell of napalm in the morning"?
In another failed effort to mask the stench.