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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social

I’m writing a punk song, “Let’s Nuke the Moon.” Please don’t beat me to it.

aug 4, 2025, 9:20 pm • 103 11

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Libraryanna @libraryanna.bsky.social

What for?

aug 4, 2025, 9:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Metaphysicalist @metaphysicalist.bsky.social

Pointless plan. You can't build such a complex machine 250,000 miles away in anything less than a couple decades. We don't have the volume of rockets to convey something that heavy from earth; plus the cost would be astronomical. Also, sending the fuel into space would be highly risky.

aug 4, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Coffee_punk @coffee-punk.bsky.social

Although an actual punk song would probably be "Let's nuke the guy who wants to nuke the moon"

aug 4, 2025, 9:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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gravitysdisciple.bsky.social @gravitysdisciple.bsky.social

Probably not ideal to have a washed up unreality television personality heading up this effort.

aug 4, 2025, 9:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jim (Mitochondrially Challenged) Meyer @theotherjim.bsky.social

Chubby Checker was WAY ahead of you, David: "Let's nuke the moon, Like we did last summer, Yeah, let's nuke the moon, Like we did last year! Do you remember when Things were really hummin... Yeah, let's nuke the moon, Nuking time is here!"

aug 5, 2025, 12:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Nthabi @nthabiseng.bsky.social

What idiots...

aug 4, 2025, 9:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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vl2024.bsky.social @vl2024.bsky.social

… and where does one go peeing on the moon?

aug 4, 2025, 10:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Firthermor @firthermor.bsky.social

A moon made of Cherenkov blue cheese. 😉

aug 4, 2025, 10:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Canadian Cynic @canadiancynic.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZqH...

aug 4, 2025, 9:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Marsy @marsyd.bsky.social

Like there isn’t already enough of a flooding problem on earth.

aug 4, 2025, 9:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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TappsReady @tappsready.bsky.social

Let’s Nuke the Moon 🌝 Who cares if it goes boom 💥 We gotta Zoom Carry out our Doom Let’s Nuke the Moon 🌚

aug 4, 2025, 10:46 pm • 1 1 • view
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Eric Odinn @ericodinn.bsky.social

So how’s the nuclear material going to get there? On rockets that can explode on launch?

aug 4, 2025, 9:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeff B @flamingtwits.bsky.social

The Blind Owl was ahead of his time. Excellent tune as well! youtu.be/PQ8F7qmRWGs?...

aug 4, 2025, 9:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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DanK @dkremn.bsky.social

And let kids starve.

aug 4, 2025, 9:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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rdm70.bsky.social @rdm70.bsky.social

The best and the brightest??????

aug 4, 2025, 9:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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abc4democracy.bsky.social @abc4democracy.bsky.social

Have to say this is the craziest thing I’ve seen on the internet today. Not the song, but the nuclear reactor on the moon bit. 🤯

aug 4, 2025, 10:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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PMX @sonofamonk.bsky.social

Using the melody of We Got the Neutron Bomb by the Weirdos

aug 4, 2025, 9:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Grandma Barbara 🔵 @grandmabarbara.bsky.social

👀

aug 4, 2025, 9:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Liz Johnson @izjo4.bsky.social

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kxvaF6/

aug 4, 2025, 9:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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keithbro.bsky.social @keithbro.bsky.social

Because there isn't enough radiation on the Moon and solar power is too woke.

aug 4, 2025, 10:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chanda B @chandab.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJ3...

aug 4, 2025, 10:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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JotaHacheEle @foresthillsnyc.bsky.social

Wow, if there are power lines to be strung for electrical power transmission from the moon to earth, how exactly would the bidding process be accomplished and which states would benefit? Silly questions for silly cases.

aug 4, 2025, 10:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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Charlie @h3ll70up33.bsky.social

What could possibly go wrong? Just spit balling here.

aug 4, 2025, 9:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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wksmith.bsky.social @wksmith.bsky.social

Just add another verse to Randy Newman's "Political Science" and you're done.

aug 4, 2025, 10:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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supermanlover-56.bsky.social @supermanlover-56.bsky.social

People are hurting here on earth. And there talking about building something on the moon . I can not until they show the cost of this stupid plan.

aug 4, 2025, 9:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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lslmi.bsky.social @lslmi.bsky.social

So long as you write it in the style that would lend itself to (an AI generated) Jimmy Stewart singing it to a (robotic) love interest

aug 4, 2025, 9:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sagebear @sagebear24.bsky.social

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

aug 4, 2025, 9:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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pentelicus.bsky.social @pentelicus.bsky.social

Man has not stepped on the moon in 52 years. Should I care if China or Russia establish a base? Or if we establish a base? Sure, a small modular reactor would be useful for long term development. Will not improve my life one bit. Just another national pride bragging rights, nothing burger.

aug 5, 2025, 12:28 am • 2 0 • view
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cms45.bsky.social @cms45.bsky.social

How about feeding the hungry and housing the homeless?

aug 4, 2025, 9:28 pm • 0 0 • view