He must think Beverly Hills Cop was a documentary

“Black lives matter used to attack police vehicles with bananas. It was worse than many people have ever seen. Hundreds of police cars outside of hotels and shooting ranges - full of bananas. Have you noticed that bananas has a full house? A’s over N’s - nobody is talking about it.” - Pres. Bruiser

Who steals radios?

He has no friends Big LIE

Why does no one question his blabber?

Radio??

Isn't it terrible how criminals are simply walking into houses and stealing radios.

I’m trying to imagine in the year of our Lord 2025 someone ripping a door off the hinges to go inside to steal a “radio.” What kind of radio, Grampa Golf? A clock radio? (Valued at $24.99?) A weather radio? Who has a radio in their home anymore? Does he have a radio? 😜🤪😜🤪

Yeah, that’s 1980’s era NYC. People used to leave their car doors unlocked with a sign in the window saying “no radio, nothing of value”

Part of dementia is living in the past.

They're taking the cassette tapes.

I live in mid-city LA. I stuck an i-tag up my horse’s ass so that I can find her if someone steals her from the corral while I’m at the local saloon.

“Steal the radio” lol

a radio?

First of all, I doubt he has friends.

He's such a f**king liar!

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if someone invented something like, let say, an alarm, that would sound if someone broke into the car. And maybe a devise that could help locate the car, maybe with GPS, if the it’s been stolen. I know this is all pretty far fetched, but maybe someone could invent this.

Holding his hand again.

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I guess he doesn’t have that newfangled removable 8-track deck

Well perhaps he needs to stop listening to his imaginary friends?

Over half of Trump's brain is filled with 80s celebrity gossip and urban legends. Someone ask him what happened to Mikey from the Life Cereal commercials.

this is either a scene from "Scarface' or from "The Incredible Hulk"..

In the immortal words of Bruce Willis' character in the Last Boy Scout, "You have friends? When did this start"

Come on man! Who is so fucking stupid to say this shit? And who believes it??!!

Filling the void with words

You know it's a lie when he starts off with "I have friends."

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Oh, horse-hockey. Name names, MF-er.

FYDJT

Dusting off that "Totally '80s Greatest Hits" CD

WTF 😬 he’s delusional.

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Pffff, you just take your Alpine pull-out shuttle deck stereo with you like a true boss.

Like his friends don't have security gates. Bullshit.

No, he doesn’t have friends who leave their trunks open.

Exactly. Car radios can't be stolen now. My car doesn't even have a CD player!

I leave my valuables in plain site in the unlocked car all the time! Sometimes I put them all in a tote bag and just leave it sitting on the hood of the car, because I'm really considerate of a thiefs time and energy expenditure.

These are the dumb lines he tries out with his staff before presenting them in public. They laugh and howl, and tell him how clever he is...then he repeats them in public..and looks like a raving idiot

Trying really hard to keep that right hand covered. It's like a post-explosion Harold Lloyd movie.

Not even Beverly Hills in the '80s...those stories were from Toronto in the '90s.

God Almighty! The man is delusional. The press needs to quit showing up for his bizarre rantings. Just stop feeding the beast! #StopFeedingtheBeast

What friends?

Stuck in his dementia

It also wasn't true in the 80s

So, smoking crack again, behind the resolute desk??

starvethemedia.com/back-to-dyst...

People are still stealing radios out of cars? Shame on them.

Damn, they got my tape deck too!

This did not even happen in the 90's in Bev Hills. Didn't even happen in Oakwood/Venice... He's stuck in, I dunno, Last of Us season 12 or something...

"And then they put bananas in the tail pipe and it's a whole big mess"

Dementia

First of all - that’s about 5 more friends than he’s ever had. Once Epstein was - once Epstein croaked - he had no more friends.

Trump has more 'friends' than anyone in the world. If he meets them (or even hears about them) and they agree with him, they are immediately his friends. I doubt seriously the man even has an inkling of what friendship means.

Nobody has stolen my 8-track deck in years.

Send in the cops…

Look out for the banana in the tail pipe

He's fing NUTS!

He's so easily read, but he thinks that he's putting one over.

Republicans haven't seen real news since Fox was founded in the 90s.

Trump has friends?

I fervently hope this mf gets his just rewards

Pedo Pres - his stupidity reins on…

Yeah, because everyone I know in Beverly Hills has to park on the street has garages haven’t been invented yet

So now "those people" rip car doors off? Trump is not well.

"nobody lives like that." you are correct, sir.

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Are they also afraid of their 6 CD player and huge array of speakers being taken too Mr President? Because that would be bad

Somebody do a theme with this nation and have sound of RHPS singing “Let’s do the time warp again!” Addled mind is already wasted

It sounds like his "friends" are a bunch of dumbasses. Why is he hanging out with them?

I don’t believe a word of that. No one around where I live does that.

BMW Break My Window