He just needs to get more time on the golf course and he will be ready.

"I am fully prepared to be a little whiny bitch: like the president I was born ready for being a disease and a pox, bringing smell shitlording to the people" -Vance

The irony of his claim is .. outlandish. 🤦

Trump is dying.

Hope so

Fortunately, the West Wing is populated by numerous experienced, top-flight folks, "the best people" as someone once put it, who would advise Vance while promoting the best interests of the nation and aid in defending the country against enemies foreign and domestic. Oh, THOSE people? Nevermind.

That is good training. The boss plays golf constantly and has set the example.

Vance says he has gotten lots of on the job training? Does that mean he has been playing a lot of golf on those vacations?

Trump didn't pick him because he could lead; he was picked because he would follow. That's what he's done in these last 200 days. That, and travel.

Is Vance slightly less mentally deranged? Does he also want America wrapped in a flag & carrying a bible? My refrain: All you had to do was vote for the nice Black lady. You failed so we all fail now.

One thing I miss about being retired is all the on the job training I received when I took my vacations.

speed it up JD

Setting the stage

Trump: Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up.

He's practicing for when he gets to sit in the big chair

For. The. Win.

On the job training requires the actual ability to learn from and retain the training. Also if the training being presented is skewed to not even remotely resemble the policies and procedures of that job it would effectively be no training at all.

He's a bigger dope than the felon which is why he picked him.

The mess that this country is he will be elected.

Interesting, far fewer than Trump. For Trump would that be somewhere between 100 and 200?

Stand corrected

8? I thought it was 6?

Couchsurfing?

Perfect training to replace Trump.

In fairness, that is good training to take over for Trump.

OMG you are so right.

But he will need to stop the couch fucking and take up golf instead.

Hey everyone’s gotta have a hobby.

Trump: those are rookie numbers, what's your golf handicap?

Does good on-the-job training mean kissing ass and sucking up?

No kidding...vacations and getting booed. What an arrogant little prick.

JD: I’m ready Everyone: No

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Crikey! That's more the the Prince and Princess of Wales.

But can he play golf?

Ready to be president. Did anyone tell Donny. He ain't dead yet.

Any chance they told him to spend as much time as he can with his family because he'll soon take the reigns from Trump? Donald is declining fast...

Nice work if you can get it.

Well since his boss lets others run the government for him while he golfs Vance could be in active (or inactive) training

The hypocrisy of Republicans is infuriating. Pres. Obama and VP Harris were both declared by Republicans to be "unqualified" based on their alleged inexperience, but Vance - who has only been VP for 7 months and was a US Senator for only 2 years - is given a pass because he is a Republican.

Yeah, training on how to vacation in places nobody wants him to visit

Hell no 👹 monster

Since he has never been engaged in public service, I bet he has a very steep learning curve. The VP shouldn’t be starting from preschool at the taxpayers’ expense!

A better use of his time would've been to shore up his image so that Trump's MAGA base would not attack him when he rises to power. Because they hate him. He's a bloated dispicable smug snot & a poser. All the things MAGA seems to believe they like about Trump, Vance is not. Manly? Strong? No & no.

There are many people who love Trump, or are afraid of him. There are few people who like Vance and nobody who is afraid of him.

Is he now??

He only “gets off” the couch to vacation on America’s dime

He's waiting for Trump to keel over.

Resting up for the takeover?

Maybe he’s been out looking for his dignity. He hasn’t found it yet.

All I do is work. I haven't had a vacay in 30 years

Those aren't vacations, those are "get him out of my sight" instructions from Trump. Vance isn't even tapped to attend those pro forma protocol events that are the purview of all VPs. Picking Vance is the one decision about which Trump might ever express public regret (if he lives long enough.)

Has he taken up golf?

More importantly, has he learned to flagrantly cheat at it?

He learned who to call if you need to have a waterway rerouted for your pleasure or Disney closed for your convenience. He's set.

Oh he’s already measuring for new carpets & drapes. Wonder what hillbilly chic decor will replace the current gaudy dictator chic gilding? Flamingo statues on the WH lawn? EZ Boy loungers with duct tape? Salt &Pepper shaker souvenirs from all his vacations?

Let's hope he's permanently on vacation real soon!

Hilarious how he's already re-designing the decor.

Those couches won’t fuck themselves.

That’s the Republican Party plan.

This doesn't end when Trump dies. They will have installed a security force loyal to Vance and the GOP. between increased surveillance, a corrupt DOJ and a national security force loyal to the GOP, we are in deep trouble

Trump dies, and the whole lot of them erupt into a slap-fight, each one of them trying to outdo the other and NONE will listen to a damn thing that Vacation Vance says. It will be a real shit show.

a man needs his rest between bouts of couchfucking

Just getting ready to take over from DonOld, the golfing president. Now, if JD could just find a way to pay himself for these vacations…

He needs to golfing more to be truly Trump lazy

Can’t argue with him. Eight vacations great training to join the Trump administration.

Clearly his training has been in how to take a vacation ... which when you think about what Trump does, it's valid training to be a GOP POTUS these days right? 🙄

I mean, his mentor is Trump. They literally think vacations and golf ARE the job, and you make the underlings give kids cancer and murder puppies by chucking them at immigrants.

Edmond Sub stack BREAKING: Trump quietly appointed Heather Honey, who tried to help him overthrow the 2020 election, to oversee our election infrastructure. 😳 The media is SILENT. We need them to wake up, demand they watch her every move. You know what to do. 26 is coming vote them all out

Watch out Trump. Eye guy is looking at you.

He's learned he can lie to the press and not get called on it.

QUESTION - has Vance been having so many holidays because people in the WH (including DT) don't want him around? What are the relationships like between Vance and key figures in the WH?????

That was the plan all along.

Vacation Vance is hardly "ready to be president."

Well look at the guy he's training to replace

I haven’t had a vacation in 7 years. But I guess 3 layoffs since 2023 counts as “downtime” 😒

By Trump standards, that’s good on-the-job training.