Like I can small talk with the best of them I worked in retailed for 15 years but here's the thing I DON'T WANNA and whenever a Uber driver takes me somewhere without small talk I go ham on the tip

Thanks for reminding me that I forgot to tip a Lyft driver last week.

He didn't say a word.

Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

I always feel like I’m supposed to make small talk unless the driver clearly doesn’t want to talk. That’s the best. Give me a shouted phone convo in a language I don’t understand over small talk any day. Hell, I’d settle for a language I do understand as long as I’m not part of the conversation.

Worst 40 minute uber drive had the driver playing some Christian radio station. Didn’t immediately notice until the commercials where some company said people should update their house’s soffits and fascia to bring glory to god.

It’s like getting the aisle to yourself on a flight. Ozymandius wept