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Fopfox @fopfox.ca

Eh, it's a blue dragon, which according to D&D rules is Lawful Evil. Probably the least toxic of the Chromatic Dragons to have a sexual or romantic experience with.

sep 1, 2025, 2:28 am • 7 0

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Fopfox @fopfox.ca

Green Dragons are also Lawful Evil but they're both literally toxic, poison breath and all, and figuratively toxic with their desire to corrupt and mind control people for their own amusement (But hey maybe that's your kink!)

sep 1, 2025, 3:01 am • 2 0 • view
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Untitled Bitch Game @licoricetick.bsky.social

Green dragons are way hotter in design, but even with some kind of immunity magic they probably have the second-worst stink around them.

sep 1, 2025, 5:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Fopfox @fopfox.ca

We can just hope the Geas spell overrides our sense of smell.

sep 1, 2025, 6:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Untitled Bitch Game @licoricetick.bsky.social

I have definitely never planned out before that my necklace of protection from poison also has an odor enchantment in addition to its hypnotizing curse. Nope never.

sep 1, 2025, 6:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Buddy Goodboy, Esq. @buddygoodboy.com

Are Elysian dragons still a thing? How toxic would they be?

sep 1, 2025, 2:43 am • 2 0 • view
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Fopfox @fopfox.ca

Looks like 3 to 4E only and I'm not familiar with them. Just going with the classic Chromatics we know and love (Perhaps a bit too much!)

sep 1, 2025, 2:59 am • 1 0 • view
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🔞Eva Android🔞 @evaandroid.bsky.social

If you make him sign a marriage contract he will be morally obligated to adhere to its terms

sep 1, 2025, 4:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fopfox @fopfox.ca

Correct, but expect him to negotiate the draft of it and turn it into a thousand pages with tiny clauses that allow toxic behavior that you have no chance of reading. Lawful Evil is still Evil after all.

sep 1, 2025, 5:04 pm • 1 1 • view
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🔞Eva Android🔞 @evaandroid.bsky.social

A contract must he written in a language or matter by which both parties can fully understand and agree to it knowingly or else it is null and void. As long as you're literally enough of a lawyer about it, you could probably get a deal that lets you live

sep 1, 2025, 5:19 pm • 0 0 • view