doing an optometrist themed burlesque number, asking the audience “on, or off? on, or off?” as a remove each piece
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And if it starts sounding like a pack of seals?
aug 6, 2025, 12:31 am • 0 0 • view
That’s every time I walk down the street
aug 6, 2025, 12:34 am • 1 0 • view
“My head hurts I’m gonna throw up”
aug 5, 2025, 11:04 pm • 2 0 • view
☹️
aug 5, 2025, 11:49 pm • 2 0 • view
Love youuuuuuuuuuuuu
aug 6, 2025, 10:24 am • 0 0 • view
There's some cool ideas with blurring/opacity here
aug 5, 2025, 11:01 pm • 1 0 • view
"They don't fit on my face very well."
aug 6, 2025, 12:35 am • 1 0 • view
“Come see Jamie make a spectacle of herself.”
aug 6, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
Okay but there needs to be a giant fan turned on for a moment for that damn puff of air test.
aug 5, 2025, 11:38 pm • 0 0 • view
“Cover your right eye.” “Now, cover your left eye.”
aug 5, 2025, 11:02 pm • 4 0 • view
Dilate me please
aug 5, 2025, 11:38 pm • 0 0 • view
“…I’m sorry, I can’t tell a difference.”
aug 5, 2025, 11:02 pm • 16 0 • view
☠️
aug 5, 2025, 11:07 pm • 3 0 • view
How naked before the audience can tell a difference?
aug 5, 2025, 11:34 pm • 4 0 • view
so I have been giving this some thought, and a flesh-colored bodysuit with flesh-colored garments could be pretty funny
aug 5, 2025, 11:37 pm • 7 0 • view
Please do this
aug 6, 2025, 12:20 am • 3 0 • view
Omg yes
aug 6, 2025, 12:19 am • 3 0 • view
J A M I E 🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 6, 2025, 12:43 am • 1 0 • view
“1, or 2?” and it’s the reveal of each boob
aug 6, 2025, 12:45 am • 2 0 • view
gotta go full camp and have pasties that are big sequined eyes.
aug 6, 2025, 12:46 am • 4 0 • view
*shows left breast* "Number 1?" *covers left and shows right* "or Number 2?"
aug 6, 2025, 1:45 pm • 0 0 • view
@annazand.bsky.social 😀
aug 5, 2025, 11:19 pm • 3 0 • view
I appreciate you tagging me in this!
aug 5, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
That’s actually so smart and funny!
aug 5, 2025, 11:32 pm • 3 0 • view
I try 😌
aug 5, 2025, 11:33 pm • 3 0 • view
Honestly if I meet my self imposed cowgirl deadline and you’re cool with it I have a friend I would ask to do this idea as a duo
aug 5, 2025, 11:35 pm • 3 0 • view
Of course! My show that was supposed to be sept 27th got changed so now I’m looking at other dates
aug 5, 2025, 11:36 pm • 3 0 • view
YAY I’m going to bring it up for slipper room!
aug 6, 2025, 12:20 am • 2 0 • view
1 or 2? #1 or #2? More clear? Less clear?
aug 5, 2025, 11:19 pm • 2 0 • view
and each layer has a different line from the eye chart
aug 5, 2025, 11:20 pm • 3 0 • view
Read me the bottom row
aug 5, 2025, 11:22 pm • 2 0 • view
Dilating everyone’s eyes in the audience
aug 5, 2025, 11:17 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 5, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lgp...
aug 5, 2025, 11:03 pm • 4 0 • view
I’m an always-on gal about mustaches 😌
aug 5, 2025, 11:05 pm • 3 0 • view
Galnemer has made it clear in no uncertain terms that the day I grow facial hair is the day I become celebate
aug 5, 2025, 11:07 pm • 4 0 • view
It will also scare the meowy faces
aug 5, 2025, 11:14 pm • 2 0 • view
can't have that
aug 5, 2025, 11:14 pm • 2 0 • view
1 or 2? 2or 3? switching between different sexy outfits
aug 6, 2025, 12:20 am • 2 0 • view
😂
aug 6, 2025, 3:31 pm • 0 0 • view
I could see this being viewed very positively
aug 5, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view