:5’6” Coach that looks like Barney Rubble comes up to 6’5” you and puts his forehead right on your facemask and begins speaking in a low growl: Now Jamie, if you don’t submit that gotdang audition before the gatdang end of the week I am :crescendo: GOING TO RUN YOU UNTIL I AM TIRED! YOU HEAR ME!!!

Don't listen to those voices in your head. Remember the fundamentals. Remember your skills. Your team has your back. Your fans have your back... get out there and NAIL IT.

The perfect is the enemy of the good: GET IT DONE.

Jamie, this is it. This is the time. You've been workin' your ass off, preparing for this moment, and now it's here. This is your fuckin' year. THIS IS YOUR FUCKIN' YEAR! That voice of doubt is gonna creep in, but you don't say shit to him! DON'T SAY SHIT! Now get out there and kick their ass!

Best I can do

if this AIN'T ME

Wait, you've already recorded? You've already edited? All you have to do is upload and submit?? What are you waiting for?? SUBMIT THE DAMN THING THE WHOLE TEAM IS COUNTING ON YOU

I had to record!!! I did it

YEAH YOU DID! You did the thing! *high fives* My turn! (I was waiting for the landscapers to finish, lol)

Ok, so your first half went really well! You fought hard and beat the problems facing you so far. Now get out there and get that audition in! All your hard work depends on getting the right people to see all your hard work. Post up, slam it in, follow through, on and show them what you can do!!

DO. YOUR. JOB. AIGHT?! Make their ass hire you!

HEY YOU! SUBMIT THIS AUDITION AS IF YOU'RE A FOOTBALL COACH!

Take a salt tablet, walk it off, submit the audition.

Wait…shit!

DRINK SOME WATER AND GET OUT THERE

hydration really is what i was missing ty ss

This is why we do all those 7 a.m. 100 yard sprints all summer long, Jamie. You're not just conditioning your body; you're conditioning your mind. (Also, our current basketball coaching is planning to do cooking lessons for our players because we're pretty sure they can't feed themselves properly.)

Run. The damn. Ball.

I think you're scared. I don't think you have the guts to turn in that audition tape. I think there is fear in your heart and fear is a killer. Jamie is there fear in your heart? (This is where you say "no coach.") What did you say? Louder: No Coach Then turn on your fucking tape. Let's go!

Run through the line! Let’s go!! 👏🏾

Roll tide, actor pride, submit it or Saban'll skin your hide.

damn remember when we could respect him

It's been a rough [ERROR: OVERFLOW ERROR TOO MUCH DATA ENTERED], hasn't it.

ok i ran the damn ball

GOOD HUSTLE MAN, GOOD HUSTLE

Time to shit or get off the pot!

You've aged to perfection. You were born for this. You woke up feeling the cheesiest!!!!

Finish. The. Drill.

“what the fuck are we doing?!” ITS GAME WEEK AND WE STILL DONT KNOW THE FUCKING plays.”

JAMIE WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Opportunity is not just going to knock on the door. Nobody is holding that spot open for you. Every day kids with half your talent get their dream roles because they have the GUTS to actually submit their audition.

Are you "waiting for the right moment"? That's quitter talk, Jamie. Winners don't wait. They act. They take initiative. No more excuses. Submit! Or else your ass is riding the casting-call bench. Do you want to be a lead or an understudy? *blows whistle* Now hit the showers.

You've put the training in. You know how hard you've worked. We both know you're ready. The rest is out of our hands. You've already won by getting to this stage. Be proud of that, and submit this work - now it has a second life of its own which you will deal with if and when needed. Brilliant work!

All the hard work and sacrifices you have made, well, it all comes down to this audition. When you step into frame, you’re spending minutes. Minutes that will never come back. This audition can determine your future, it can change your whole life if you use it correctly. SPEND! THOSE! MINUTES!!!

GIT ON, NAH LOW! STAY LOW DAG NABIT

i'm only 5'2" mike

Jamie, there’s a lot of people out there who say you can’t do it. You ain’t got what it takes. And the first step to proving them wrong is submitting that tape. This team believes in you. So are you going to let all the naysayers win, or are you gonna submit that tape and put a boot up their ass?

And just because I think you may need this again, here's something to post on your wall.

JAMIE! IF YOU WANT TO WIN THE GAME YOU HAVE TO PLAY. GET IN THERE AND SUBMIT THIS AUDITION OR YOU'RE DOING 30 LAPS BEFORE NEXT PRACTICE.

*Coach O voice* get in that gumbo!!!

GET THE LEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND SUBMIT THAT AUDITION JAMIE! GOT DAMNED DO IT NOW

"get the lead out of your ass" was something we overheard a coach yelling at a group of players in HS during band practice. It made the entire band laugh

I feel like he must have misheard someone say “get your head out of your ass” at some point and no one has ever corrected him on the phrase because they were too stunned by confusion to be able to ask lol.

“WIN THE NEXT SIX SECONDS! STRIKE, STRAIN, FINISH!”

bad teammates don't submit their auditions. you're not a bad teammate, are you?

We can run drills all day long but when it comes down to it, you're the one out there on the field. Trust your training, go out there, and you submit that audition with everything you've got!

Clear eyes. Full hearts. Let's get this audition submitted.

CLEAR EYES FULL HEARTS SUBMIT THE AUDITION