full disclosure I’m about to be on my absolute worst behavior for the next 3-5 days
full disclosure I’m about to be on my absolute worst behavior for the next 3-5 days
Roll Tide
Motherfuckers never loved us
45 minutes until debauchery commences.
least I’ve ever cared about my own team + most I’ve ever needed the general distraction + intense stress 🤸🏻♀️
Would gladly welcome you to rooting for adorable dad Jonathan Smith this season
I'm here for it.
Heaven help us all.
Same but for the next 3-5 months. I love this time of year
HAIL SATAN
It’s ok, all crime is legal on opening weekend.
If you need help burying bodies or evidence, let me know.