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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net

wasn't that taken a few weeks ago?

sep 1, 2025, 8:24 pm • 5 0

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social

Hard to tell. Finding the most recent photo taken of him has been like searching for Bigfoot. He also looks like blob fish in the other one I saw.

sep 1, 2025, 8:28 pm • 6 0 • view
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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social

Correction! @wqsaves.bsky.social has informed me that what we all call a blobfish isn’t actually a blobfish. It is a Rapid Unscheduled Decompression Blobfish.

On the left: In natural habitat 3,000+ feet below sea-level On the right: After extreme tissue damage from being pulled up rapidly by fishers
sep 1, 2025, 8:33 pm • 8 1 • view
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J to the @jtothe.bsky.social

Jesus that's what the "Ziggy Fish" actually looks like? Also why the fuck does it look like it has better structural integrity than Lindsay Graham's spine?

sep 1, 2025, 9:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net

Why are you posting pictures of Ted Cruz on my timeline

sep 1, 2025, 9:06 pm • 8 0 • view
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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social

That’s Ted Ooze.

sep 1, 2025, 9:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" @onedimental.bsky.social

is it... ok? 🙁

sep 1, 2025, 8:42 pm • 3 0 • view
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Alvaro Ibañez @alvaroim.bsky.social

It 3xplictly isn't 🙁

sep 1, 2025, 9:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social

I do not think so.

sep 1, 2025, 9:17 pm • 4 0 • view