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𝔻𝕒𝕟 - Misery Rating: Flailing 🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social

This is a floorpan an eccentric millionaire serial killer would have. Open ledges to 30 foot drops. Secret passageways. Series of underground walled off rooms. a man slowly walking towards a screaming sex worker: SO MANY DOORS JASMINE. BUT WHICH ONE IS REAL?!? WHICH ONE WILL BE YOUR TOMB?!?

sep 1, 2025, 2:24 am • 11 1

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Andrew. @g026r.leftblank.org

Accidentally concussing myself when I come home from a night out with the boys & drunkenly forgetting which door opens normally, which swings upwards, and which is just a fake out.

sep 1, 2025, 2:27 am • 3 0 • view
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☕️ Jeremy Diamond @dmnd.me

Also, is nobody going to comment on the living room stage?

sep 1, 2025, 2:25 am • 1 0 • view
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𝔻𝕒𝕟 - Misery Rating: Flailing 🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social

If you don't think an A24 director wont put in high pitched violin music in the disco hallway, your fooling yourself

sep 1, 2025, 2:28 am • 10 0 • view
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𝔻𝕒𝕟 - Misery Rating: Flailing 🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social

Like I'm gonna assume for any woman, when you pop off a doorknob, he goes "oh no no" pops that doorknob into the wall and goes "it's this way" you gotta get the fuck out of there. There's nothing behind those eyes woman. YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE

sep 1, 2025, 2:38 am • 2 0 • view