Leave birds alone. Drumpf and his hillbilly VP are on their own with their own species 🤮

You need to run for office . You’ve got my vote.

Can't think of anything more honorable for the two of them than that.

We can do better. Let's add Johnson and Kavanah at a minimum. Sorry, misspoke, pigs don't count. He said cats.

Take Mikey J too!!!

The dog at his feet.

I have to admit, I thought that was going to end with "... pharaohs and their chief couchfuckers".

Trump wants to be buried with his golf cart.

Not looking well.

But first, a treason trial. Taking down an empire shouldn’t be so profitable for a few…

But then we get Johnson...

We know the files will go with him.

Can we hold off on that,like let the empire crumble around him & ket Vance experience how unpopular he is,only then we could dig up the fat bloated corpse and stuff Vance into the rotten cadaver, he'll be all soft & ripe so shouldn't be too difficult...no you're overthinking this.

Wow you really got into that 1

I SWEAR 😭😂

Pay per view would fund the Government for years

Maybe we should trade? If Trump is in Canada....we have a chance of him freezing... If Carney is in USA.....we have a chance if ICE picking him up

I’ll second that. We could lure Vance if we tell him there’s eyeliner and couch inside Trump’s oversized coffin.

2 turds, 1 (final) home

And no couches allowed

The consensus seems to be that the whole cabinet should go with him. He can have his idiot menagerie in the afterlife, too.

Can’t we guillotine him first. Pay per view would be very popular.

Even his own wife wouldn't argue with that

It would be so easy too. Just did a big hole and tell them there is an unattended baby with candy, a fifty cent piece or free hair extensions and guy-liner available down there. Then fire up the backhoe!

Thank god neither of them own pets

U callin Vance a pussy?

Mike Johnson is next in line so he goes in, too.

Montgomery Burns is a classy, competent and empathetic executive, by comparison….

It has occurred to me that there might have been something in the black leather bag carried into the beast with Putin…

and melania& junior& barron &ericcc , tiffster and javanka ...a big beautiful tomb the likes of which has never been seen. the entire second fairway at bedminster

This is the classiest way of calling Vance a pussy I have ever come across.

Wouldn’t that make Mike Johnson the new Prez?

If they’re taking requests, include Voight, Thiel and Miller also. Five for the price of one.

Thiel is deadly. Nothing worse than a psychopathic homosexual.

And self loathing.

Yep. Internalised homophobia too.

Don’t forget Bondi, Noem, Hegseth and Musk…we could add a few more for a baker’s dozen!

Let's not forget Johnson!

Absolutely…butt-snorkeling little hypocritical, faux christian weasel…apologies to weasels everywhere!!

💯

Excellent point.. and Kkkaroline would fit right in. Her cross can be her plus one

We'd have to bury everyone else in line after JD so.... I'm ok with a mass grave, everyone else?

Don’t forget their wives and children. We wouldn’t want to send them to Hades unprepared for the underworld.

Ouch.

Oh YYYEEESSSS!!!!

I can support this.

We need to ensure he goes to “heaven” so we’ll bury his entire administration to be dug up like the Chinese Terracotta Army

PERFECT!!

YES!

That works for me!

Then Bondi, Patel, He's getting, and Duffy go too!

You have to leave Duffy or we don’t get that lunar nuclear reactor.

When he was on Real World Boston, I knew he was off!

Then the Speaker of the House becomes president, right? 😵‍💫😬🫣

They should just bury JD vance alive for the fucking fun of it at this point. That motherfucker is done after the vice presidency. There is nowhere in this country he will be safe or accepted, and some people will torture him to the ends of the fucking earth, and rightfully so.

Great idea!

Don't disparage cats... JD should be put in like the worm he is (sorry, worms, you actually serve a purpose).