Do it fast, but it won’t be heaven.

He's going to the other place

Heaven? He really is delusional

Would someone kindly give him a hand to expedite this.

It’s about late for that demon

💩 doesn’t even get a consideration…it’s just flushed away at the end and everyone is thankful the stench of it is gone!

Death? heaven🤣 don't toy with me.

He's obviously one of the Select, a shoe in.

Degenerate A-holes need not apply.

He shows no mercy, despite Bishop Budde’s pleas.

He can't take fire insurance with him.

Someone must tell him that he can’t sue, lie, cheat or steal in the afterlife. His life review is gonna be lit.

Why is he still undead?

He's a shoe in for South of Heaven though.

I hope that pedo shitstain rots with all his followers

Not a snowballs chance.

No shit Sherlock.

I don’t buy into the bullshit of heaven and hell but I do love watching him reeling knowing his time is near. He’s terrified.

And yet he seems to be doing more exceedingly horrific shit every day since he said this.

And yet we always knew it would get worse and worse and still allowed it to happen.

I voted for Kamala 🥺

So did I.

As he should be!!!

Trump you can’t buy your way into heaven!

Trump is a literal demon

He will burn in hell for eternity with all his Nazi accomplices including the Nazis who voted for him…

Speed it up

Fuck that piece of shit

Putin and Netanyahu are war criminals attacking and killing people of other countries. He is attacking and killing his own people!

His right hand Miller

How?

The only upside to these dark times is the prospect that this man might get to hell soon.

Who does he hear that from?

He has a tendency to blurt out unfiltered thoughts which are grounded in truth. Hopefully “I’m not doing well” is one of them.

Guess he is in negotiations with God to see how much money God will take to let the most evil monster in the world into Heaven. If he goes to Heaven, I will take Hell.

Evil

The truth is stalking Trump and he knows it. Shame on all the adults around him who chose to protect Trump at the expense of the countless young girls sexually abused. Some victims will be speaking about the Trio Trafficking Ring (Epstein, Ghislaine and Trump) on September 3. Mark your calendar.

He's just teasing. As the current Vice God, he knows full well he's next in line for the top job. (The double entendre wasn't intentional but was too good to change.)

Not doing well? They'll have to open a new circle in Hell especially for him, lol

Jesus says naaah bsky.app/profile/5nar...

Jesus looking like Keanu Reeves, or is it just me.

Lol yeah Jesus Wick

🤣

Straight to hell dude, devils waiting for ya. Sooner the better

Pity Punk

"not doing well" - is that morally/spiritually or health wise?

I was thinking you are headed to a place much much hotter 🔥

Be still my heart. Or better yet, his heart. Any second now…

Has anybody asked him why he thinks he’s not doing well as far as heaven goes?

Fuck I want to believe that hell is real, just for this guy.

Magic touch by JDV?

This is exactly what MAGA loves about him. Don't think they will be upset about it. I'm sure they're grinning and saying, "Yeah, he's the man!"

Completely fuckin normal things to say as a president part 39832

I don't want to go then. I'll go to the one where all the pets I've ever had are

Imagine the beautiful sight of putting Trump, Vance, Miller, Patel, Hegseth & the three witches Bondi, Noeme, Leavitt in the one and same single prison cell to rot away.

POS #TrumpToPrison #EpsteinFiles #TrumpSteinFiles

Very unlikely. Heaven is out of reach.

He’s right for once. He’s doing horrible

anything we can do to expedite this sir?

@demsec.bsky.social

He's soulless. He will be judged by how he treated less fortunate people.

Hell. The lowest canto

If he gets in, I want to go somewhere else.

I don’t know why everyone is misinterpreting this as meaning he thinks he’s dying. I think it’s just a rare moment of self-awareness where he’s realizing just how much of a piece of shit he’s been his entire life.

Nah. He doesn't have it in him. Severe narcissist plus broken brain

You’re probably right

Really just a matter of which level of inferno you will have earned

Many people are saying.

He hears correctly

I hope it's painful and slow ...

Really painful and fast

Well crap since he said it…it’s a lie. Everything he verbalizes is a lie.

Dems should be flooding social media with these exact kind of super cut videos of all the dumb evil shit this jackass is doing.

🎶 You can't always get what you want! 🎶 Already sold soul to the real devil and earned ticket in

Video is good at depicting the pain, & unfortunately if there was one made w/ all pain it would be so fucking long P.s what a fucking narcissistic psychopath...all about how HE can get in....oh & pretend to know he can't, only mention of doing is doing an act on our dime

Well, well, well, I wonder where he heard that from? I thought his peeps enable, embolden him, as well as shield him from anything he doesn't want to hear or see....like all the fucking pissed off citizens & people around the world protesting his evil, venegeful, traitorous daily acts

This is something where you can’t hedge your bets. Get the last will and testament in order with multiple copies and don’t forget, Mr trump, if you want to bypass hell, you have to leave a chunk of $ to pet rescues & to immigrant support groups. That’s the only way. Make amends to those you harmed.

No, no you aren’t. Saving crappy restaurant logos over children’s lives ain’t getting you there either!

😂 😂😂😂😂😂

Dante Alighieri needs to come up with a new circle, perhaps where the orange Führer can eternally choke on gold leaf.

South Park knows where is heading.

This is one thing that he can’t lie or bully his way to get what he wants. Hell is calling his name.

If The Donold doesn't get into heaven he can always send in the Purgatory National Guard.

He'll being banned from Hell and Purgatory too. I heard the void is getting ready to manage a way to get rid of him too.

Special place in Hell, I would guess. Do not pass purgatory.

No shit Sherlock.

It’s quite funny that he still entertains the idea of having a chance to get to heaven

I hope he does go to heaven. And I hope he has to kneel and wash the feet of Every. Single. Person. He has every hurt in any way. And when he reaches the end of that very long line, it starts over. For Eternity.

No shit, Sherlock! 🤡

He’s so far in hell his burning head will spin! And the sooner the better!

Rot in HeLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL you nasty vile bastard abomination of humanity. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES, PEDOPHILE

Bad news, there is no heaven. Even more bad news, There is no hell for you to be tortured in. BUT good news, your buried corpse will be a toilet for future generations to come. 💩🤷‍♀️

He’ll have lots of friends and cronies where he’s going!

Rest assured, Donny, if there was one, you're not getting in.

All his own kind are in hell. Why would he want to go anywhere else?

On peut participer à l’achat du billet aller seulement?

Get stuck in your own forever loop! No redemption for wannabe dictators.

He’ll be right beside Saddam Hussein.

Hell won't take him back?

Yeah, another promise he won't keep - Isn't Dick Cheney on his 3rd heart transplant? When (other people's) money is no object, you get the best health care on the planet.

NO ONE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES WILL GO TO HEAVEN! ESPECIALLY THIS DERRANGED DEMONIC SON-OF-A-BITCH AND HIS BUDDIES! INCLUDING THE EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN NATIONALISTS! IT IS EASIER FOR A CAMEL TO GO THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE THAN FOR SOMEONE WHO IS RICH TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF GOD!

Excellent.

please hurry, you have worn out your welcome.

He’s considering his mortality. Does he know something?

😜 Hurry up!

Orange Paedo!

He isn’t going anywhere. He is the byproduct of unchecked capitalism and overlooked corruption. He is the Hell we created for ourselves.

Straight to hell 👹

He might go to the Bad Place. But I'm starting to suspect we are already there.

You had to use that song it didn't you?

DONT GET DISTRACTED Rigging Rigging Rigging Rigging Rigging Rigging Rigging Rigging Call for New Elections Call for New Elections Call for New Elections Call for New Elections Call for New Elections Call for New Elections DONT GET DISTRACTED

He was born "Un Well"!

In the afterlife You could be headed for the serious strife Now you make the scene all day But tomorrow there'll be hell to pay

Where ever you're going Donnie, it's not heaven.

while neither the invisible bipolar murderwizard in the sky nor the horned doinysius of fuck-you-i-won't-do-what-you-tell-me exist outside humankind's existential fear of death, it's that fear which literal-mythical religion satiates through forgiveness rituals. fact is, you're gonna die. therefore,

Trump, If you could please hurry it up a bit we would ALL be very appreciative....oh and thank you for you attention to this matter

Repent. Restore what you’ve destroyed. Do good to others. Love. Stop lying. Uphold justice.

Thank you for your attention to these matters.

he has as much a chance of getting to heaven as he does getting the Peace Prize, but his delusions are many

Good hurry up and die racist pedophile traitor

Laughing !!!!!

No good deeds at all, personified all of the seven deadly sins, killed millions indirectly worldwide and domestically. Yeah, you're not doing well at all, Donny. I think there will be a VERY special, and ironic punishment for him at the bottom of his escalator...!

That he even believes there is a Heaven or Hell and is influenced by this superstitious nonsense shows his complete lack in ability to think critically. Next God will be telling him what to do. He is insane. He’s only years shy of how old his father was when he died of Alzheimer’s.

Pretty sure he won't be getting in there regardless of anything he does at this point. Hard to come back from the whole "raping kids and helping the world's most notorious pedophile sex traffic kids and make money off of it" thing. And God doesn't negotiate from what I hear.

trump: “ I tried hiding the #EpsteinFiles but apparently God sees all”

Nope, you are not doing well. On the highway the other direction.

Trump going to heaven? He's probably going to the nether realm because the devil doesn't want him.

“Not doing well” is the understatement of the century!! Heaven is not, and has never been, in the 🍑’s future—never!! Lucifer awaits him and the 🍑 can’t go there soon enough to save us. The ultimate narcissist to think heaven would have him!

heaven: still calculating damage, but he wont be staying here

Not doing well as he's going to hell or health wise? Can we have both, please?

Trump is headed for Dante’s 9th circle of hell (treachery), with stops at levels 2 (lust), 3 (gluttony), 4 (greed), 7 (violence), and 8 (fraud).

Too Late.

Oh, so that's why he's building hell on earth, so that after he dies, whatever happens to him would be an improvement.

Donald trump is a dementia patient in a dirty diaper who was best friends with a pedophile he had killed in jail before he could flip on him. Unamerican, disgusting asshole who is an embarrassment to our county and values

even if he repents and dies his policies and ideology lives on so he will still go to hell

Has he tried not being an immoral POS? Some people think that’s the gist of what the Jesus guy was saying.

Looking for pity?

No chance

"Trying" would mean he would have to change the person he is and that's beyond the realm of possibility. He's an abhorrent, defective human being. Mother Nature should have nipped that shit in the bud.

He's not going to heaven. One day, his brain functions will cease and his body will begin to decay. It will continue to decay after burial, or his remains will be cremated. Either way, I will ensure that whatever memorial is erected for him becomes a urinal.

@thegodpodcast.com said he will never let you in heaven!

😱🤮😖

Someone needs to do a gif of him strapped to Dexter's table. #Dexter

He’s such a disgusting human being

It’s going to be an international month of celebration starting the day that worms can begin to feast on this bloated fuck

He's gonna find out hell does have a basement

If he believed in heaven he’d be a different man.

Oh gee, no shit, ya' think, (Orange Shitler)?🤔🤨

Nixon and Harding are waiting for him in hell so that they can laugh their asses off at him.

not even close to Hell....

You can’t create hell on earth for an entire country and get into heaven bubby, just sayin, you took a wrong turn!

Not gonna happen. He's bound for Hell.

He fucked kids… so if there actually is a hell, I hope he finds his way there soon to meet his idol Hitler.

😲 Was this recent?

I'm an atheist. If only there was a hell. If only people were really punished for how they lead their lives. A religious friend of me once told me: "I can just use confession for all the bad stuff i did, you.. you.. truely believe to just not do the bad stuff to people...."

Wow, so they still didn't get it, huh. 🤔

🤣🤣🖕

Not with these allegations.

Ohhhhh, he's worried about dying soon. 😇

We can only hope.

"Is it the child rape? It's the child rape, isn't it. NO? It's the child rape but lots of other stuff too? Well."

i really think he is a non-believer, and doesn't care at all. his remarks about his chances were just fodder for that interview on Fox last week.

A moment of reckoning is coming! He will become like a rat in a cage as America connects the dots to SOLVE THE PUZZLE & turns on him. There will be a great mob. Many platters calling for his head. Those that enabled him will have to flee like the nazis did to South America when he flees to exile. 🇶🇦

Baptism is Not a Get-Out-of-Hell-Free card. It is you publicly announcing that You will do everything humanly possible to Follow Him. Follow His example. Follow His Instructions. Jesus didn't tell the rich guy to go get his ass baptized, did he?

The Devil to God: "Look God, no way i'm taking him. He's a threat to my rule over hell". God: "Well, lets compromise, he's got advancing dementia. So I'll wait a little while longer. But, not much. Ok?" The Devil: "Deal"

I don’t care where he goes as long as he goes!

Same. Just gtf out of here now.

At the rate he’s going hell won’t want him either.

It would be a cruel and unusual punishment for the demons

It really would. And as South Park has shown, hasn’t Satan suffered enough?

He is LUCIFER HE HAS MADE HIS DEALS WITH THE DEVIL HE WILL BURN IN HELL

Hey don't drag Lucifer's name like that

The one thing he's "heard" that's actually true

If there's a hell, that's where he's going.

Ninth ring of hell is too good for that level Of evil

well, he calls himself as "the chosen one." he only preaches hate, greed and revenge. I don't remember Jesus preaching any of that. at least his "Christian" cult can worship him in Hell too. 🤣

we noticed you're not, donnie

Heaven don’t want you and neither does the devil….rot in purgatory for eternity you disgusting pedophile racist fat pig

Bullshit. Distraction.

Lol God is sending out his own national guard to patrol any illegals.

Don’t waste your time DJT. Yer not getting in

Not going to happen ..he will spend and burn an eternity in the alternative

We should help him

Sadly there is no hell nor heaven. But you can go to hell anyway.

bsky.app/profile/aunt...

He knows, probably based on what the doctors have told him about his health, that he doesn’t have long to live. I doubt very much he’ll last beyond next year.

Go miserably!

Tell that to the underage girl you raped. She knows you'll never make it to heaven. Bastard. At least we have the consolation of knowing you're afraid of hell. You certainly deserve it.

🖕🤡 you'll never make it to heaven. If you're buried in Arlington Cemetery the soldiers that went before protecting our country will poke you back into hell with their bayonets !!!!!

heaven doesnt exist anyway. end of the conversation.

🎯 don't tell the idiott that, let him suffer more......

Another disappointing day in the obituaries

It would be great if somebody got him a meeting with St. Peter...

Can't buy your way into heaven, can't yell at God to let you in. His judgement day is coming.

#HopeSpringsEternal

The sooner this thing is dead the better.

That ship sailed. However, if he's talking about this, he must be close to death with his mysterious health problems.