He's studying that cognitive exam on the back of his eye lids.

😢

Did he run out of drugs??? He’s normally raging all day and night about how BADLY he sucks…and the ratings…and spray tan attempting to hide the roadmap of red, green, and blue(veins AND swollen skin)…or having to FORCE people to be around him and cheat because his family won’t stay long enough?

C'mon, we've seen his body. There is no way he looks like he uses a Peloton exercise bike.

Is that the puppet from the Saw movies?

MY EYES!!!!!!

Pining for the fjords

Well, one can dream.

Like this?

Or like this?

I love that they cut him in half

If only it were that simple.

How would we know the different between the bloated, discolored sack of shit he always has been?

Careful, this is the moment when the supposedly dead President comes back for one last internet meltdown.

A lot of people are saying he’s DEAD!

A woman came up to me with tears in her eyes and said these are tears of joy A lot of people are saying it The best people in the world A lot of people

I'm willing to accept Abbott as a consultation prize.

Forever.

Hopefully for a very long time.

Pr resting his lies...

How can you tell the difference?

I’m so mad that I woke up late and missed all the fun

Dont joke! I was excited for a moment. I was trying to remember where the mister keeps the fireworks.

And that smell. It isn’t his diapers.

He promises to be dead in two weeks.

Promises, promises . . .

May he experience nothing but terror.

Or as he said during E. Jean Carroll trial.. "listens better with eyes closed".

Damn it i can't believe it until there's proof, don't get my hopes up like that 😭

Hope it's his heart next

Sadly he is not they spotted him heading off for golf 😡

Aw 😫 was planning on a little celebration dang !

His grave will be the biggest gender neutral public restroom~

...and his totally useless brain. 🫩

His *short* eyes

He's planning his major Epstein distraction when Congress returns and the Epstein / Trump victims will be testifying. Trump needs alternate programming for Fox.

Has JDV touched him yet?

He’s just rotting alive

Yes

Too bad

He may be more like walking dead like Republicans.

And dreaming of Obama getting his 2nd peace prize

Can someone poke em with a knife to make sure he is sleeping.

JD Vance killed him so he could take over.

His death should allow AG Eva Braun Bondi to feel safe in releasing the Epstein files.

One of the things that really pisses me off about the fat orange criminal and his health is that he's destroying citizens access to up to date science backed health care, with the cruel goal of hmmm, probably killing, and he has access to the best mother fucking care (& security) on our dime.

The world would rest its soul.

"Beautiful plumage on that one, eh?"

Pining for the fjords, of Greenland 🤔

DAMN IT… 🤬

Bah, I had such high hopes

He's pining for the fjords ...

Should have never shook putins hand.

Way to ruin my morning.

bsky.app/profile/pink...

.. he's just resting his spies...

I'll accept this award on behalf of America First...

The Epstein estate never quite knew who did it but they do now. Their brother did horrible things but he was still a better person than the felon in the white house and they are going to make sure everyone knows he did even worse than their deceased family member. They have the copies of the video

He's not dead he's just the quiet he's even been.

He's holding his breath with Franciso Franco.

Thoughts and prayers. Lmao.

Ok mom ... 😭🤭🤣😂

Even if he's not dead, this is a nice preview of that joyful and inevitable moment to come.

Don't fuck with me. And by that, I mean don't get my hopes up.

Tick tock

And the stench continues to permeate.

A Star Trek TOS patterns of force scenario?

As his fav song Les Mis song is being played by Bowman and RFJ Jr. is juicing a Big Mac to be fed intravenously.

Emergency makeup STAT

Boooo

from the "I Am [NOT] a Doctor" files: 47 is dead inside.

Stop putting out that kind of negativity, man! 😫🥺

I’m choosing to believe he’s been wedged into a bathtub, Wm. Howard Taft-style, for the last 32 hours and his idiot advisors can’t figure out how to un-stick him. They’re just standing around, telling him he’s better at being stuck in the tub than any man alive. Any man who ever lived, maybe.

It really does not matter, if he is not dead now, he will soon be. He litterally looks like a rotting cadaver already.

True .. so if rotten orange bites the dust , if now soon as you say, will Vance then take over? If so for how long until the end of the term or until what ? What does actually happen after a vice takes over?

My hope is that JD is sane enough to create an entire new administration, and remove the lunatics so he can save USA before it is too late. I do not like JD at all…he is also a quak, but I really hope he is aware that what pedophile Trump have done is complete insanity. Republican policy alway suck.

He is just a tool too in the hands of the Zionist Islamophobia talmudist cabal Peter thiel’s errands boy so don’t expect much different there will be the same Silicon Valley Wall Street oligarchy neofedualism rule wars against Muslims for Israel around the world !

With quarters on them.

Sweet Jesus, don't scare me like that. The way I ran to google thinking I missed some breaking news. 😭

Is this real?

No. Definitely not the image. Thats AI. Nothing on any of the breaking news sources. I have no doubt all major news services have a team in place just waiting to be the 1st to break that headline.

In your freak’n dreams. All our dreams.

Trust me. The moment it happens...you'll know.

Nobody seems to be reviving him. In the words of the orange one, “ SAD “…lol. Not

"Thoughts and prayers."

Ah! To indulge in the fantasy of cosmic justice, even if only for a brief moment. I was euphoric with hope for .5 seconds. Bummer.

Reliving his trial cuz it was so much fun.

Hard to believe with all his insomnia crazy late night tweets!

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Has he received the nobel rest in peace prize?

He did not relax his sphincter postmortem, he's just alleviated himself

On 3rd day he'll be back. From golfing.

Party pooper.

Don’t take my hope away

What's going on???

[PREPARES CRAB RAVE VIDEO]

If he opens his eyes again, he’s going to be real mad about how happy we were while he was resting

😂🤣

"I'm not dead yet." "He says he's not dead." "Yes he is." youtu.be/EfOW9QrLs0o?...

"You think I'm going for a walk" (on the roof)

"Look, isn't there something you can do?" 🫣