Important to note that Trump didn’t kill himself.
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Ready
aug 30, 2025, 5:42 am • 15 0 • view
I can hear that GIF
aug 30, 2025, 6:42 am • 3 0 • view
I don’t care how he goes, just that he does.
aug 30, 2025, 5:06 am • 14 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:01 pm • 2 0 • view
#DeadDon
aug 30, 2025, 8:45 am • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:08 am • 8 0 • view
Fk me!
aug 30, 2025, 5:08 am • 1 0 • view
The Big Macs and overcooked steaks say otherwise.
aug 30, 2025, 6:09 am • 1 0 • view
He’s killing the rest of us first
aug 30, 2025, 5:10 am • 0 0 • view
😆
aug 30, 2025, 5:30 am • 1 0 • view
Wait what?!?????? Are you implying what I think
aug 30, 2025, 4:57 am • 5 0 • view
lmao its ok, i thought the same thing. Just trust the process, as they say!
aug 30, 2025, 5:01 am • 6 0 • view
I thought it was the first post of breaking news lol
aug 30, 2025, 5:04 am • 10 0 • view
He wouldn't have the guts to.
aug 30, 2025, 7:16 am • 1 0 • view
McDonald's hand a hand in it. 😂😋
aug 30, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:02 am • 28 1 • view
If he did, it’s all right
aug 30, 2025, 7:01 am • 3 0 • view
Trump: "I'm not dead yet." JD: "You're not fooling anybody, you know. You will be stone dead in a moment." 😂😆🤞
aug 30, 2025, 2:50 pm • 4 0 • view
… yet.
aug 30, 2025, 5:01 am • 3 0 • view
Has JDV touched him yet?
aug 30, 2025, 5:04 am • 18 1 • view
Perhaps, he's busy touching himself. Or couch.
aug 30, 2025, 5:35 am • 7 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣he's such a couch fucker...
aug 30, 2025, 7:17 am • 3 0 • view
dont get our hopes up like that i thought it finally happened
aug 30, 2025, 5:10 am • 1 0 • view
Non compliance is a form of that. When he goes.
aug 30, 2025, 2:18 pm • 1 0 • view
That's what The People are for.
aug 30, 2025, 5:27 am • 1 0 • view
There are two suspects. Big Mac and Syphilis.
aug 30, 2025, 5:33 am • 11 0 • view
Or talking to JD Vance.
aug 30, 2025, 5:36 am • 7 0 • view
He’s too narcissistic to do with himself. We have to do it for him.
aug 31, 2025, 8:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Do we know something the rest of us don't know? 😋
aug 30, 2025, 5:02 am • 9 0 • view
so he still has a shot at heaven!
aug 30, 2025, 5:40 am • 1 0 • view
I think you misspelled Epstein.
aug 30, 2025, 5:16 am • 3 0 • view
And would never have the honour to anyway.
aug 30, 2025, 4:54 pm • 2 0 • view
Ugh….
aug 30, 2025, 4:56 am • 1 0 • view
@youranoncentral.bsky.social Don't be so hasty. I could be persuaded to his peace prize candidacy in that case.
aug 30, 2025, 5:18 am • 3 0 • view
shit. Wish he would.
aug 30, 2025, 5:07 am • 2 0 • view
Have you seen how he eats?
aug 30, 2025, 6:34 am • 1 0 • view
Because he’s an underachiever. Try harder Donald.
aug 30, 2025, 11:14 am • 2 0 • view
youtu.be/6Uzq82SHGGE?...
aug 31, 2025, 5:39 am • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:01 am • 5 0 • view
Doesn't have the guts or the shame required.
aug 30, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Not yet anyway
aug 30, 2025, 5:09 am • 1 0 • view
Who did? That bar tab is covered.
aug 30, 2025, 6:04 am • 2 0 • view
That’s unfortunate
aug 30, 2025, 5:20 am • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:29 am • 2 0 • view
Reports are that he had a massive fart and just fell over.
aug 30, 2025, 5:28 am • 7 0 • view
🐓
aug 30, 2025, 6:11 am • 1 0 • view
Ho- hold on, did I miss some news?!?
aug 30, 2025, 5:57 am • 1 0 • view
Speculation.... he's been noticeably absent and his schedule is clear for the entire weekend.
aug 30, 2025, 6:06 am • 4 0 • view
Aw, I had high hopes. But it probably won't be long anyways.
aug 30, 2025, 6:43 am • 2 0 • view
JD will bring all kinds of fresh hell but at least we'll never have to see his stupid orange face again.
aug 30, 2025, 6:58 am • 2 0 • view
We will have enough of Vance's face soon enough, I fear.
aug 30, 2025, 6:59 am • 2 0 • view
At least we have couch memes 🤣😭😭😭
aug 30, 2025, 7:05 am • 2 0 • view
Sad.
aug 30, 2025, 8:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Epstein is in the Trump files!
aug 30, 2025, 5:03 am • 30 3 • view
So there IS a file!
aug 30, 2025, 4:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Ahhhh, so THAT is what makes him different than Hitler.
aug 30, 2025, 11:15 am • 2 0 • view
Danggit! I had that on my bingo card today.
aug 30, 2025, 5:00 am • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 7:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Connect the dots Project 2025
aug 30, 2025, 4:57 am • 4 0 • view
Unlike his past incarnation who knew that he lost everything and did so as a last resort to avoid accountability for his crimes against humanity...
aug 30, 2025, 8:08 am • 2 1 • view
Of course not. That would be the first good thing he's ever done.
aug 30, 2025, 4:58 am • 65 0 • view
Perish the thought...
aug 30, 2025, 5:02 am • 49 2 • view
aug 30, 2025, 1:39 pm • 15 1 • view
Epstein files must be really bad if he's going to exit before they are released.
aug 30, 2025, 6:04 am • 1 0 • view
Are you sure he’s really dead? Sounds like quite speculative to me
aug 30, 2025, 4:58 am • 1 0 • view
Damn!!!!
aug 31, 2025, 12:57 am • 0 0 • view
Well, who's arm forces all of those cheeseburgers and buckets of kfc grase into his anus, I mean mouth? It's only a matter of time before it catches up to him
aug 31, 2025, 1:40 am • 0 0 • view
I didn’t think his ears matched on the mortuary cart either. Ears are like fingerprints, but they are closer to your family than they are anyone else. Helps in cases like this. @youranoncentral.bsky.social
aug 30, 2025, 5:22 am • 1 0 • view
Dammit.
aug 30, 2025, 5:30 am • 1 0 • view
Shit! It was a nice thought though.
aug 30, 2025, 6:06 pm • 1 0 • view
We would never be so lucky. He loves himself way too much to ever do that. All of the lies he says he actually believes those lies.
aug 30, 2025, 5:14 am • 3 0 • view
Malignant narcissists would never. Which is also why Epstein didn’t.🫢
aug 30, 2025, 10:14 am • 3 0 • view
yet…
aug 30, 2025, 9:46 am • 1 0 • view
Trump is dead.... yay
aug 30, 2025, 5:29 am • 1 0 • view
A man in yellow overalls with curly red hair was seen fleeing the scene.
aug 31, 2025, 7:52 pm • 0 0 • view
I honestly dgaf how it happens, as long as it happens.
aug 30, 2025, 12:30 pm • 1 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/thee...
aug 30, 2025, 4:07 pm • 2 2 • view
There is a God.
aug 30, 2025, 4:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh shucks, too bad
aug 30, 2025, 6:18 pm • 1 0 • view
No, he's too narcissistic for that.
aug 30, 2025, 5:43 am • 1 0 • view
He loves himself too much to even consider doing something like that.
aug 30, 2025, 1:12 pm • 2 0 • view
probably not assassinated either
aug 30, 2025, 7:09 pm • 1 0 • view
He got the Novichok when he shook Putins hand.🍻🇨🇦
aug 30, 2025, 6:45 am • 1 0 • view
Dang
aug 30, 2025, 6:47 pm • 1 0 • view
Maybe it was Geoffrey Epstein's ghost?
aug 30, 2025, 7:27 am • 1 0 • view
Schade.
aug 30, 2025, 4:56 am • 6 0 • view
Unless you count the drugs, hate, lack of exercise and diet
aug 30, 2025, 4:57 am • 34 1 • view
Important, how?
aug 30, 2025, 5:00 am • 5 0 • view
JD announcing his readiness to become president?
aug 30, 2025, 5:30 am • 4 0 • view
Good point!
aug 30, 2025, 5:30 am • 3 0 • view
Hmmmm
aug 30, 2025, 5:31 am • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:57 am • 20 1 • view
Important to note that a gun mad country does not have a single person who is willing to kill that piece of shit, but repeatedly has people willing to be school shooters. Terrible people make a terrible society.
aug 30, 2025, 5:55 am • 29 3 • view
Too bad.
aug 30, 2025, 5:03 am • 2 0 • view
Is he dead 🙏🙏🙏
aug 30, 2025, 5:16 am • 1 0 • view
...I hope he choked painfully while eating the Epstein papers!!!!
aug 30, 2025, 3:03 pm • 2 0 • view