A fortuneteller tells Trump: “You will die on the biggest and most celebrated national holiday.” Trump replies: “How do you know?”
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🤔😉🙃
aug 30, 2025, 6:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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😅
aug 30, 2025, 7:24 pm • 3 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
There must be a typo. International holiday.
aug 30, 2025, 8:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Most celebrated national holiday? 4th of July and Christmas
aug 31, 2025, 7:27 am • 1 0 • view
Oh my!!!! LMFAO!!!!
aug 31, 2025, 3:27 pm • 1 0 • view
⚠️ Stalker mode activated. ⚠️
aug 31, 2025, 7:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Says the special Olympian!!! Yes I read profiles!! And found out you’re a simpleton!!!
aug 31, 2025, 7:24 pm • 1 0 • view
International Holiday…..
aug 30, 2025, 6:19 pm • 21 0 • view
I might take the opportunity to try to find an unfilled hole on a Trump golf course outside the US.
aug 30, 2025, 6:23 pm • 8 0 • view
"I just found out that people keep pooping in the holes at Donald Trump’s golf courses. He’s forever having to get the shit cleaned out of them"
aug 30, 2025, 6:48 pm • 16 1 • view
I have heard that before. Especially in Scotland. 🏴
aug 30, 2025, 7:56 pm • 11 0 • view
Where do you think he learned to hate wind turbines so irrationally?
aug 30, 2025, 8:27 pm • 6 0 • view
One can hope.
aug 30, 2025, 8:23 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣
aug 30, 2025, 6:48 pm • 0 0 • view
A worldwide international holiday!!
aug 30, 2025, 6:21 pm • 34 1 • view
World holiday.
aug 30, 2025, 9:18 pm • 2 0 • view
When it happens, it should become a holiday. I have champagne in the fridge just in case. 🤷🏻♀️
aug 30, 2025, 6:28 pm • 18 1 • view
Me too! I’m ready any time
aug 30, 2025, 8:49 pm • 2 0 • view
Good one
aug 30, 2025, 9:34 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 7:30 pm • 1 0 • view
I wouldn't celebrate until this entire administration is gone.
aug 31, 2025, 4:26 am • 1 0 • view
Good one. That will be a day millions will celebrate all around the world. It will be something to behold. Too bad he won’t be around to witness that! Maybe it would finally wake him the fuck up. He is sooo despised around the world.
aug 31, 2025, 12:19 am • 1 0 • view
…I know cause the day you die, that day will be a world holiday and zillions and zillions of people will be dancing in the streets to celebrate your death?
aug 30, 2025, 6:49 pm • 8 2 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:21 pm • 5 0 • view
😁 Who knew Anonymous had a sense of humor?
aug 30, 2025, 7:39 pm • 2 0 • view
Let’s end Trump’s misery #VA82 secure.actblue.com/donate/kpawe...
aug 30, 2025, 6:30 pm • 3 0 • view
We need to give this newly minted national holiday a name. Well?
aug 30, 2025, 6:19 pm • 8 1 • view
Freedom Day
aug 30, 2025, 7:06 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 7:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Freedom Oy! 😆
aug 30, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Hallelujah Day
aug 30, 2025, 7:43 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Why not something similar to Guy Fawkes Night like the British have?
aug 30, 2025, 6:24 pm • 9 0 • view
Yes. But the name?
aug 30, 2025, 6:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Bonfire of the Vanities?
aug 30, 2025, 6:47 pm • 2 0 • view
Mango Mussolini Day. Children make a bright orange figure to take trick or treating before the day itself, then throw it on a bonfire.
aug 30, 2025, 8:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Gee, its almost Halloween! 🎃
aug 30, 2025, 8:06 pm • 1 0 • view
InDEPENDS Day ?
aug 30, 2025, 6:29 pm • 29 1 • view
You are on to something...
aug 30, 2025, 6:35 pm • 3 0 • view
Benedict Donald Day
aug 30, 2025, 6:45 pm • 3 0 • view
A stroke of luck Freedom day Democracy day Oh happy day
aug 30, 2025, 6:45 pm • 4 0 • view
Freedom Day?
aug 30, 2025, 7:11 pm • 2 0 • view
The Big Beautiful Bloodletting
aug 30, 2025, 6:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe not something so "bloody" as this will be joyful, yes?
aug 30, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
I was searching for a “B” word that implied his passing. No blood shed. Maybe we can hope for botulism? But yes, no blood spilled.
aug 31, 2025, 8:01 am • 1 0 • view
Big Beautiful Blowout?
aug 31, 2025, 11:25 am • 1 0 • view
Wait Big Beautiful Bon Voyage
aug 31, 2025, 7:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes! Keep it going!
aug 31, 2025, 7:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe? But. It also maybe sounds like He’s getting his hair did?
aug 31, 2025, 7:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh, did not think of that! 😂😂 Too funny. I have a vision of whatever hair is left standing electric. 😂
aug 31, 2025, 7:51 pm • 0 0 • view
😂👍
aug 30, 2025, 6:40 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 8:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Lol❣️
aug 31, 2025, 12:45 am • 2 0 • view
You got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌️🖖
aug 30, 2025, 6:41 pm • 1 0 • view
That's funny
aug 30, 2025, 6:43 pm • 2 0 • view
We need to make this a thing people actually record in their calendars and celebrate for years after he dies, just to drive the point home for the cultists.
aug 31, 2025, 5:28 pm • 4 0 • view
An idea for a company that makes calendars? 😀
sep 1, 2025, 11:51 am • 2 0 • view
I'm betting October 11, the day after he loses the Nobel Peace Prize.
aug 30, 2025, 7:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Anonymous is just making jokes now?
aug 31, 2025, 12:53 am • 1 0 • view
My take on his re-emergence is "Trump Dragged From Death Bed To Prove He's Not Dead Yet." Because Biden--who.is 3 years older & battling serious cancer--somehow looks healthier than Trump does.
aug 30, 2025, 7:05 pm • 48 5 • view
"Weekend at Donald's"?
aug 30, 2025, 7:31 pm • 10 0 • view
That's already on the internet. Wait for the pics
aug 30, 2025, 8:37 pm • 3 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/ivan...
aug 30, 2025, 8:39 pm • 16 2 • view
And while he was being dragged for being ill was out bike riding but I am sure Jake Tapper is on it
sep 1, 2025, 11:45 am • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂
aug 31, 2025, 2:25 am • 1 0 • view
Hey, if they need another person for the 7 gun salute at his funeral, give me a rifle and... I'll be there!
aug 30, 2025, 6:55 pm • 2 0 • view
As disappointed as we are all this morning, take a moment to commiserate with Melania, who is disappointed more than anyone.
aug 30, 2025, 6:19 pm • 65 3 • view
I might be getting my wish, which is a prolonged and painful death. Anything to avoid martyrdom.
aug 30, 2025, 6:51 pm • 19 0 • view
She knew exactly what she was getting
aug 30, 2025, 8:57 pm • 4 0 • view
No sympathy for Melania. I don’t trust her one bit! I would bet she’s whispering in his ear. She’s no dummy.
aug 31, 2025, 2:02 am • 1 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 2:52 pm • 0 0 • view
I’d never commiserate with that vile trash. Stop fooling yourself with these monsters.
aug 30, 2025, 6:22 pm • 24 0 • view
Agree. She should have been deported first along with Baron
aug 30, 2025, 6:48 pm • 3 0 • view
Nah, she’s complicit and grifting like the rest of them.
aug 30, 2025, 9:55 pm • 4 0 • view
#spoileralert Upon learning of his demise people will be *****d #Wordle 1,533 4/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
aug 30, 2025, 6:39 pm • 2 0 • view
Well make it special… just for you Donny.
aug 30, 2025, 11:17 pm • 1 0 • view
🤔
aug 30, 2025, 6:50 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 5:18 pm • 1 0 • view
I will be celebrating!
aug 30, 2025, 11:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Ever since he met Putin his health has deteriorated. Is it just a coincidence? Inquiring minds want to know.
aug 30, 2025, 6:57 pm • 4 0 • view
Why would Putin harm his most effective agent?
aug 30, 2025, 10:00 pm • 3 0 • view
He has another agent-in-waiting who is more reliable.
aug 31, 2025, 12:23 am • 4 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 3:53 am • 1 0 • view
What a stupid moron 🤣
aug 30, 2025, 7:17 pm • 1 0 • view
That is definitely a mystery.
aug 30, 2025, 6:56 pm • 2 0 • view
Krasnov trumpey will think it's because we all love him, ha ha ha ha!
aug 30, 2025, 6:21 pm • 3 0 • view
Gottem
aug 31, 2025, 12:42 am • 1 0 • view
*big smirk*
aug 30, 2025, 7:00 pm • 8 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 9:54 pm • 7 1 • view
Liberation Day! "Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can't come." (from *The Big Chill*, referring to a wake.)
aug 31, 2025, 1:23 am • 2 0 • view
Trump. Hitler’s birthday?
aug 30, 2025, 6:53 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣👍🏼
aug 30, 2025, 6:23 pm • 3 0 • view
lol, because that’s what will make it the biggest holiday.
aug 30, 2025, 10:46 pm • 2 0 • view
omg the laugh I let out
aug 31, 2025, 12:31 am • 1 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 12:24 am • 1 0 • view
Took me a few seconds to get that one LOL….. but yes, it’s true. Whenever it happens will be cause for instant, nationwide celebration.
aug 30, 2025, 10:38 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m bringing the kazoos.
aug 30, 2025, 6:36 pm • 2 1 • view
I have bagpipes and my wife rocks a didgeridoo. We're gonna sound GREAT!
aug 30, 2025, 6:54 pm • 5 1 • view
My boss in the Army died in 2018 and someone hired the WORST bagpipe player on earth to play Taps at the graveside service. We were all trying to hide smiles and giggles, but we knew he would have laughed his ass off if he heard it. I’ve never laughed so much after a funeral.
aug 30, 2025, 7:21 pm • 5 0 • view
Definitely worldwide
aug 30, 2025, 6:35 pm • 2 1 • view
That's funny! Can't wait for a new holiday!
aug 31, 2025, 2:50 pm • 0 0 • view
If he's taken on Labor Day I will establish some kind of religious practice around it
aug 30, 2025, 7:28 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 2:20 am • 3 0 • view
We will wait and see
aug 30, 2025, 6:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Labour Day wb perfect bc it's about celebrating actual work, something he never knew from, yet denigrated his entire shitty life.
aug 30, 2025, 6:28 pm • 34 3 • view
LOL!
aug 30, 2025, 6:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Did I miss something?
aug 30, 2025, 7:08 pm • 1 0 • view
If this will not be the most celebrated national holiday for you … yes 🤓
aug 30, 2025, 7:28 pm • 2 0 • view
🤔
aug 30, 2025, 8:42 pm • 1 0 • view
😂🤣😇🤣😂 ((💀☠️😵🏴☠️🪦🤡))
aug 30, 2025, 7:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah, Thanksgiving 2
aug 30, 2025, 6:48 pm • 2 0 • view
what if @gavinnewsom.bsky.social press team does a “proof of life” meme-event. Gavin actually sitting behind a desk, press pool present, saying “Donald? Lil buddy?! You ok?” Make tfg wave hi back from behind the resolute desk. #proofoflife 😎
sep 1, 2025, 4:57 am • 0 0 • view
😂🤣How do you know? J.D. said it🤣😂
aug 30, 2025, 7:05 pm • 1 0 • view
🤞😂
aug 30, 2025, 9:18 pm • 2 0 • view
You sure you want to live with Vance as president? He is worse than the orange man.
aug 30, 2025, 10:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Labor Day? Oh now you have me excited.....
aug 31, 2025, 5:34 am • 3 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 6:26 pm • 2 0 • view
Nobody is upset when a child fucker dies
aug 30, 2025, 10:40 pm • 1 0 • view
All the psychics are saying September will not be a good month for Trump & they don’t see Vance at all in the picture. Rockland County’s next court date & ETA will be ready to file their first lawsuit both in September. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
aug 30, 2025, 8:45 pm • 10 1 • view
Gonna watch Stirling tomorrow for sure!
aug 30, 2025, 10:22 pm • 2 0 • view
Gonna fake his death and join Epstein. He's scared of September 3rd when all his victims will come together to tell the world everything.
aug 30, 2025, 8:12 pm • 9 1 • view
Is that true?
aug 31, 2025, 2:39 am • 1 0 • view
Do your own research!
aug 31, 2025, 11:41 am • 1 0 • view
Get a life!
aug 31, 2025, 12:10 pm • 1 0 • view
It was a joke, sorry.
aug 31, 2025, 12:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Haha. Couldn't be sure and too early
aug 31, 2025, 12:22 pm • 3 0 • view
Truth!!!!
aug 30, 2025, 6:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Psalm 109:8 "Let his days be few; may another take his place of leadership"
aug 30, 2025, 8:38 pm • 1 0 • view
“Do not fret because of those who are evil or be envious of those who do wrong;” “for like the grass they will soon wither, like green plants they will soon die away.” Psalms 37:1-2
aug 30, 2025, 10:58 pm • 3 0 • view
Took me a sec LOL.
aug 30, 2025, 6:17 pm • 36 1 • view
Me too 😃
aug 31, 2025, 4:29 pm • 1 0 • view