The big announcement:

A crumby COMMERCIAL?!?!

They’re still trying to connect the electrodes to his balls to wake him up. Is 220v going to be enough?

Spray tan application takes time

Can we open the champagne now?

Meds haven't kicked in yet.

Is it happening?

To be fair the desairologist has their work cut out for them.

here he comes ...

🤣

Hair and makeup taking longer because he's so ill and demented.

It takes a lot of makeup. He needs a lot of time.

Fuck the dictator and his fucking announcement

They couldn't make the animatronic work in time.

Now...when you say "late"..... Don't get our hopes up!

The decrepit old man is probably still making his way there.

He’d be late to his own funeral!!!! Lol. Too soon?

I guess that golf outing tired him out.

Waiting for the drugs to kick in

Gotta wait till the meds kick in, then run him out there for a quick ramble, then back inside before the drugs wear off. It's a delicate dance

Makeup bro, makeup. It’s not easy fixing up someone that should already be embalmed! I’m here all week folks….

They are still juicing him up!

Epstein Epstein Epstein

It seems that they were trying to hide his health because people were starting to pay attention to it. He must’ve gotten worse recently and they thought he had just moved passed it, but the thing is with Illnesses like that, you can’t hide it forever, and his deterioration will happen very quickly.

He's taking a nap.

Inside

The late Mr. Trump

Fingers crossed

Late late

Dammit his fat ass is still here

What is the flag beneath the American flag?

POW/MIA

POW/MIA

Thanks could not tell from angle.

Renaming the department of defense as the department of war.

If you’re propping up a corpse as a puppet, experts suggest Grenchmanns puppet wire. I’m guessing they went generic.

making final dosage adjustments

They need to pump more jump jump juice into him to make him look alive. Make-up ain't cutting it anymore.

WTF trumpy??? stuck on the golf course..

he needed a nap after speaking with Scott Jennings on the phone.

🤡

Steven miller has been seen putting on a fat suit and oversized blue blazer.

They need to change the skin-suit from the Abe Lincoln one to the Trump one.

Always the drama queen.. big hype ending in a sad and unsatisfactory performance.

Takes a long time to cake on his make up

Took longer than he thought to change an adult diaper…?

Struggling to get his shoes on.

He is not very presidential. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/08/trum...

They needed to put on a few more coats of orange before his presser.

They are propping him up

They probably had to shock him back to life.

Drug boats? Iran’s Nuclear power? The word salad is extra tossed today.

Spackle being applied

“The Government is moving Space Command to Huntsville Alabama” What? Where? Who gives a f**k? 🤦‍♂️ I stayed up 49 minutes for this?

ten years late for his destiny

Him dying would get rid of all the Epstein talk😂

Maybe he dropped dead on the way in?

Don't get my hopes up!

Dare to Dream!

He’s getting his diaper changed.

Stop Teasing .

Putin also always lets everyone wait…Trump is just “pulling a Putin”.

Sad tribute act

Did he have his press conference yet?

anything to suck more time & attention towards itself. “ is more than 30 minutes late to his "Presidential announcement"”

What a disaster

👑Kamala won👑 ❌Cheato cheated❌ 🚫He rigged the 2024 election🚫 Just like the RIG in TEXAS BECAUSE HE'S IN THE FILES EPSTEIN! RIGGING! NEW ELECTIONS NOW! ❌ END THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE ❌ END CITIZENS UNITED ✅ A PAID VOTING HOLIDAY 🚩NEW ELECTIONS NOW! 🚩NEW ELECTIONS NOW! AMERICA WILL BE BACK.

What was it? The Space Force, Donald Duck and the Easter Bunny are moving to Alabama? What about that boat in Venezuela we just smoked. Who were they really, Donald?

"More pep pills and make-up, STAT!"

Eepy Don

Liking every response to this. We will manifest this bastards death🤞

They have to juice him up

They had to pump him up with stimulants to the point he could stand and speak on his own.

It takes time to get that drug cocktail dialed in.

They hadn't finished his blood transfusion and oil bath.

🤣

Did he have a stroke?

Maybe they’re just putting on his makeup?

This just won the internet today 🤣

It wasn't anything important just Star Trek stuff

The neceomancers need more goats blood to reanimate him

Nothing yet, eh?

He caught COVID again and this time around, it didn't leave without fucking him up.

From the way he sounded in that recording he sounds like shit. He has more co morbidities now

@youranoncentral.bsky.social So nice not to hear from him (even for a couple of days)...

The drugs aren’t working, obviously.

Because he’s waiting for the first drone strike to hit to announce that the US has joined AXIS. “To protect the American people” that he sold into slavery.

They had to resurrect him.

Typical for putin too. I remember he scheduled and canceled some announced press conferences. Even one in the middle of the night. Typical for dictators to inflate their importance.

The bully needs to be bullied some more

Maybe he died on the way 🙏🙏🙏

He looks like SHIT!

Too bad he isn’t the “late president”

Instacarting more makeup

Can be up to 14 days

FLOTUS

He dead again?

Emergency diaper change.

did anyone find outis going on

wonder what he's gonna say

Trump’s already dead, he’s in denial!

It takes a bit of time to crush up all the cheetos needed for a TV appearance.

did he die on the way ?

Maybe someone will toss him out of the upstairs window. They practiced that yesterday with similar garbage.

Oooh this is why they got him on the roof!!! They were like, "Excuse me Sir, but it would be really manly and brave to go up on the roof and strut around!" And now they'll pitch him off and say it was an accident and he's actually been alive all weekend!

I guess he's not finished his infant blood infusion yet.

They must be working on getting his meds just right.

Hopefully its massive stroke related

Guess they told everybody but him that there was a press conference.

Can’t get out of bed

It will be the usual rambling garbage

Apparently awaiting a fresh truckload of adderal