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Phillie Phonetic @tokenize.bsky.social

Cannot for the life of me tell if this is intended to be a joke, but it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen today

aug 20, 2025, 8:44 pm • 350 6

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Cruft punk @folksong.co

finance.yahoo.com/news/openai-...

aug 20, 2025, 9:27 pm • 300 40 • view
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Billy Birdman, D.O. @drbirdman.bsky.social

…… Lol

aug 23, 2025, 3:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Jokeher @jokadhd.bsky.social

AI is there to pump US economy up because fossil fuels are dying so now trump tries to push more fossil fuel use and ai bullshit to keep the US hegemony running fuck them i will see them in hell

aug 23, 2025, 5:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Jokeher @jokadhd.bsky.social

+4 world is hell there will be nothing green left outside

aug 23, 2025, 5:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Jokeher @jokadhd.bsky.social

we could have heaven on earth with socialism but there is no profit in that so hell it is and we are fucking slamming our foot on the gas pedal literally and figuratively

aug 23, 2025, 5:51 am • 0 0 • view
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🏳️‍🌈🍆Devyn🍑🏳️‍🌈 @devyn89.bsky.social

I’m concerned with the people forming emotional attachments to AI… that’s not healthy.

aug 21, 2025, 12:01 am • 2 0 • view
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zombie byron kilbourn @zbk.bsky.social

Trillions of dollars on a chatbot when people are starving, sick, and homeless. I hope he rots in hell

 To solve that, Altman said OpenAl would need to spend
aug 20, 2025, 10:24 pm • 178 27 • view
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Robert Delilah @robertdelilah.bsky.social

The wasps-exploding-out-of-dicks hell from WKYK too.

aug 23, 2025, 5:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Osprey Bluesky Account @caseinsensit1ve.bsky.social

The only reason Sam Altman is not the dumbest businessman on the streets is Elon Musk

aug 21, 2025, 10:05 am • 45 0 • view
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Jeg Riva sent me 🇪🇺 @jegriva.bsky.social

The dumb people are those who give him the trillions.

aug 23, 2025, 6:35 am • 4 0 • view
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Tony Serrata 🇺🇦 @serrata.org

Since the rich are allowed their excess with impunity, no one really stopping them, and in fact some worship them... This is the why we're here now. Took em a couple hundred years after the French revolution to make a comeback

aug 23, 2025, 4:32 am • 2 0 • view
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not pedro @jetstreamsalt.bsky.social

Big Thing was a dud! Onward to Next Big Thing!

aug 20, 2025, 11:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social

youtu.be/vK3WhJGg7PM

aug 23, 2025, 2:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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DoRayMeFarTed @doraymefarted.bsky.social

Later: "Did I say GPT-6? I meant GPT-7!"

aug 23, 2025, 10:06 am • 0 0 • view
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com

Oh

aug 20, 2025, 9:30 pm • 67 0 • view
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Matt Wisnefske @mattwisnefske.bsky.social

aug 20, 2025, 9:35 pm • 30 0 • view
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M.Sfinbar @sfinbar.bsky.social

This is madness

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aug 20, 2025, 10:41 pm • 56 2 • view
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GardyLou @gardylou-games.bsky.social

I always expect to get the GDP of France or Germany as investment to expand my business after putting out a hyped and failed product.

aug 21, 2025, 2:52 am • 8 0 • view
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M.Sfinbar @sfinbar.bsky.social

It’s called rising and grinding

aug 21, 2025, 2:54 am • 1 0 • view
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NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social

“Just one more bet. I’m chasing this bet that was as sure as the last five. Just beed a couple if trillions loan to cover this last bet” - Sam Altman. Narrator: it was not the last time Sam Altman asked for a loan to cover a “sure” bet. Me: “Why are we enabling this fool, again?”

aug 21, 2025, 12:06 am • 5 0 • view
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Arolpin @arolpin.bsky.social

Give me trillions of dollars and I’ll solve global warming, motherfucker! And I’ll include blackjack and (unionized, well-compensated) sex workers!

aug 21, 2025, 1:02 am • 0 0 • view
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General Roobie Breastnut @slendy5127.bsky.social

All the better models are up in Canada, that’s why you wouldn’t have heard of them.

aug 21, 2025, 4:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Lola Jane @lolajane.bsky.social

‘we just need to destroy more of the environment and use up all of the freshwater before we can launch the real deal’

aug 20, 2025, 11:06 pm • 40 0 • view
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Matthew Barnett @barnett-matt.bsky.social

We’re going to destroy the whole world to make your life slightly better, maybe, if we can get it right the next time, which we haven’t so far, but just trust us and by the way, completely unrelatedly, please don’t question why your energy bills keep going up.

aug 21, 2025, 1:55 am • 8 0 • view
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Lando’s Front Left Wheel Nut @left-turn.bsky.social

Just feed more cash to the money burning machine

aug 20, 2025, 10:42 pm • 14 0 • view
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NotMe @princessjemmy.bsky.social

It starting to sound more and more like these people are gambling addicts. Not only that, but its an even less sure bet than betting against the house in a casino Once again: we live in the stupidest timeline.

aug 21, 2025, 12:03 am • 5 0 • view
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Noni @noni-nanoni.bsky.social

a cover of Charles M. Schulz Peanuts book named
aug 21, 2025, 3:27 am • 6 0 • view
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Floyd Thursby @suavehomo.bsky.social

So, just how big is the My Significant Other Is A Robot economy?

aug 21, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Is this what we want? @isthiswhatwewant.bsky.social

All 3 parts are attached to the original post. Please watch all 3! #Talk about this. #Share this. Tell people #Online & #Offline!! bsky.app/profile/isth...

aug 21, 2025, 9:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Is this what we want? @isthiswhatwewant.bsky.social

Something is going on in #SouthDakota. Which notably was notorious white supremacist, #KristiNoem (`s) state. Where she was Governor before she was given DHS to turn into her own Nazi PoPo force. bsky.app/profile/isth...

aug 21, 2025, 9:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Is this what we want? @isthiswhatwewant.bsky.social

Please watch this. Real life examples of Corps using local goverments to force people off their land, to be built over. A power typically, and only given to the goverment. Pt. 1: bsky.app/profile/isth... Pt. 2: bsky.app/profile/isth...

aug 21, 2025, 9:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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CatLady Lil @catladylil.bsky.social

Remember when Apple gave everyone a U2 album and it was pandemonium?

aug 21, 2025, 12:51 am • 5 0 • view
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CatLady Lil @catladylil.bsky.social

Wait…it’s real? *kicks feet*

aug 21, 2025, 12:49 am • 1 0 • view
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Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social

Just one more solar system worth of data centers and this thing will blow you away. I swear, dude, just one more.

aug 23, 2025, 3:17 am • 1 0 • view
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mikerevolution.bsky.social @mikerevolution.bsky.social

I literally got a promo email from open ai today about ChatGPT 5. Is he talking to anyone who works in marketing at all?

aug 21, 2025, 12:27 am • 1 0 • view
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🦇🎃 Batt Murphy 🎃🦇 @mjosmurphy.bsky.social

holy shit i thought that was satire

aug 23, 2025, 6:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tecos @tecos.bsky.social

Give me 500 billion. I can drive a company into the ground as well as him

aug 21, 2025, 1:20 am • 9 0 • view