Headline of the day: “Tim Cook sucks Trumps tiny dick for an Apple bribe”. There, fixed it for you.
Headline of the day: “Tim Cook sucks Trumps tiny dick for an Apple bribe”. There, fixed it for you.
Jfc. ANOTHER company to boycott!! I never bought anything Apple. Far too expensive just for the name. If this shit keeps up, there will be nowhere to shop. Yardsales, I guess.
And then Trump insulted him in front of everyone by calling him unathletic
The Orange Stain doesn't wash off.
Placating the king with golden trinkets. Welcome to the early Middle Ages.
Fuck off Tim Apple
Kiss the ring Tim.
ffs
Oligarchs sharing the grift
Gross. What happened to these people that they are willingbto bend a knee to felon and pedophile.
Disgusting!
Sick Sonsabitches will keep doing this because NO ONE is stopping them.
Please refer to the republican base, the one that was absolutely RABID againt Biden.
🖕 cook and apple.
Makes me want to throw my fucking iPhone into a volcano
This is disgusting
Tim Apple I feel so betrayed!
USA the land of the corrupt!!!
💰💰💰💰💰💰
Glad I don't have any apple devices.
Tim Cook a fucking wimp. He knows he will never build an I phone in the US. Nobody will pay $3500
The price of Apple products are already insane.
He is what my dear old dad would call a goddamn fool. 🤮💙🔥
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No no, keep the phone, use the phone a lot, its great, enjoy
But Trump has the trump phone remember lol God Trump is such an evil man and his oligarchs are just as bad
What’s the point of having fuck you money when you have to bend the need to someone like Trump?
It’s only “fuck-some” money, the poor are the “some”.
Unbelievably tacky 🤮
What a piece of sh*t.
Well I guess I have bought my last Apple product...sad times.
Boot licker.
How repugnant.
My next phone is Samsung
This is so embarrassing 🙈 what a completely pathetic display of a** kissing. 🙄Tim Cook is groveling, before a wannabe king. Gross! Quid Pro Quo’s on full display.
Quite the display since republicans have made a career of referring to democrats as snowflakes. These corporate leaders are on their knees bowing.
Crooks on parade
Welcome to the Club of Businesses Supporting Fascism,Tim Apple. And fuck your shitty gold plated toilet Fuhrer Phone.
bsky.app/profile/cris...
engraved with "For the shittiest"
Epstein files - could make this Donny's new home - decorated just the way he likes it.
Mafia
Tim In what world do you see this as appropriate? Apple now moving to join Tesla
You just betrayed Apple and Steve Jobs Why not just get on your knees
Steve Jobs would NEVER
This is so deeply disgusting.
"Throughout history, tin-men have always sat on golden thrones because if you are nothing but a cheap tin with an inferiority complex, you try to gain value with gold!" - Mehmet Murat ildan
I will never buy an iPhone. Ever.
Cook states 1st California, then Utah 🟠 does a shout out to "the great people of Kentucky" But Biden is old And still nothing on Epstein.... But Tim Cook telling the 🌏 who he really is... Clarity
Blowing kisses to my Android
As VP Harris said on Colbert… “What I didn’t expect was the capitulation” …and everyone IS capitulating
Wonder if this is anything to do with the indian tariffs as apple is/has shifted a lot of production to india. I guess the 27 aug deadline may be the usual taco after hes g(r)ifted a lot of freebies
It looks as if Tim Cook sucks everything. It especially sucks that the CEO of Apple supports pedophilia.
Boycott Apple
Bribe
I've NEVER liked apple. They openly admitted to creating shitty products to get more money. #FUCK APPLE
Trump showed everyone what the real America is.
Fuck you, Tim Cook and Apple too
Not a surprise at this point. The administration has made it clear they are open to bribes.
He needs to be careful or he could become trump's Ernst Röhm.
Apple might as well start closing their stores outside the USA, now that Tim Cook has knelt and kissed President Pedophiles boots! #BoycottApple
🤮 All of them make me ill.
Fuck you Tim Cook! That new iPhone I ordered is canceled.
All must pay tribute to our Dear Leader.
Disgusting, might as well take a knee and kiss his ring too.
Anyone still thinks Apple is cool? I haven't since Jobs died. These guys have no moral compass or they have one with jammed needle. Everything is just money for them. Humanity has zero value 🤮 #fuckapple #timapple #trump
Many businesses and universities are kissing the ring. Companies like American Eagle are doubling down on their eugenics marketing which is trumpian. Most Americans do not care about being in a dictatorship. They just want to chase money to pay bills that keep going up at alarming rate. Dystopian AF
Tim Apple endorses fascism and pedophilia
What is a disgusting display
Also called bribery
Tim Apple is a discrace.
I will not buy another Apple product! This is so disappointing.
Base from Utah, rest from Asslikistan.
🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
My thoughts exactly.
🌮🍊🤡💩🤴🏽 🌮🍊 B U F F O O N E R Y 🤡💩🤴🏽 🌮🍊🤡💩
Yuck
Cook is a disgrace to what Apple was but since he is a talentless fraud of a CEO did the only thing his pee brain could think off- hand stroke a crime chief.
They all know how to play him now. Kiss his ass. Give him golden things. Speak well of his policies.
Never bought a apple product in my life and have no intention to ever change that! Cook's an idiot, doesn't he know he would loose his job with them as a DEI hire?
Time to boycott Apple!
Corporate Suck up. Shameful.
Last iPhone I own in my hand
Get rid of it now.
Fat Orange Ass kisser
Tim Apple: Collaborator.
I wonder what Jobs would have done with Trump as president? Would he bend the knees or tell him to fuck off?
Trump looks like a slobbering idiot. But MAGAzz will go to their grave claiming he has the mental acuity of a young genius
Hey, guys! I just remembered Samsung also makes phones. I’ll give one a try at my next upgrade
I have the Samsung noteS24 ultra. And it's really awesome! I never had Apple products. The camera is great and then has the little pen inside.
Christ Jesus, this is sickening.
Mbutu
Oh geez! Right there on tv, what if there were kids watching this porn????
💋💋
WTF?!
This is perhaps one of most disgusting pieces of film that I have seen - and I am a huge fan of John Waters.
Agree - it's way worse than Pink Flamingos! It says a lot if it is worse than Divine eating dog 💩.
Bootlicker.
Can’t wait till somebody in this world grows a spine and tells him how it is
#Epstein'sBFF doesn't want apple's. It's addicted to cherries.
Is gold apple product traditional for your 500th child rape or is that diamond? #Epstein'sBFF
Does Apple condone child rape too? #Epstein'sBFF
With this distraction, it's hard not to interpret it that way.
Probably support it.
Well the Pelosi Family is Breathing a Sigh of Relief! For War and Profit! Apple and Nvidia had their Tariffs lifted Today. #ThePelosis
Why didn't he just blow him in front of us? Same thing.
Bribery and corruption is the new norm in politics? Imagine if this was Obama or Biden? Holy Crap, it would be running 24/7 in the news cycle for weeks
It's always been the norm in the form of lobbying. Now they're using this particularly nauseating method of publicly offering gifts to the Demented Narcissist King. Grotesque.
It's totally disgusting
Kiss *ss.
Like the telephone in Cuba in Godfather ll....
Bribe
These scenes are repugnant. A head of state should not receive gifts from business executives. But, this is the norm now... This is where Trump brought the USA...
Don't get rugburn on your knees, Tim.
🤮FUTA
So gross. King Donald and his golden eggs.
Everyone in that rooms sucks…
2 THINGS... 1) as much as you will laugh, it is illegal to gift that. 2) TIME TO APPLY THE SAME BOYCOTT WE DID TO TESLA TO APPLE.
This is so cringe I'm embarrassed for him
Hey, Tim, don't forget to cup the balls.
Totally illegal for a government employee. But ok.
NEVER BUY APPLE. THROW EVERYTHING APPLE AWAY NOW!!!!
just disgusting. typing this on my last apple macbook. will never buy this shit again. make america small again, orange idiot!
What the fuck
I hope it’s a Trojan horse!
Its a bribe.
another reason not to buy apple products
There goes my iPhone and other Apple products Think different??? Fuck off
Think Dictator
Hee good luck with your Oempa Loempa Moron
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Buy a Samsung or some other brand everyone !!!
He should have just started sucking on Trump's tiny cock if he hasn't already done so !!!
After all the cuts from the Big Beautiful Bill come in no one will be able to afford anything new, including iPhones, etc.
F'ing pathetic
God I could just vomit!
Did Tim Cook offer the convicted felon a massage and blow job too?
GOOOOOOODBYE APPLE
Hmm well does France or Japan make a good cell phone to start using
There's Samsung (South Korea), but Google is very integrated into it. And Google has already bent the knee. I have managed to mostly stop using Google on my Samsung (set it to search with a different search engine, download and use alternative apps), but I can't actually yank it out.
integrated? I'd say it's running on Android, an OS developed by Google together with Apple's iOS they dominate the market almost completely
And unfortunately, Windows Phone isn't a thing anymore in the US. Laugh if you want, but I had three of them and quite liked them all, particularly the integration with OneDrive so I didn't have to worry about double-syncing.
I don't really trust Microsoft either, though.
Understandable, but between them, Google, and Apple, they're the least bad.
also Symbian RIP
Indeed! And it looks like BlackBerry isn't a retail/public thing either but I'm not sure if it ever was as I never had or used one.
Tim Apple with the bribe. How spineless.
Oh, it's a bribe, but I'm guessing it ALSO involved the epstein files.
Well, he can put it with all his other crass and equally tasteless collection of most junk like his fake golf trophies and memorabilia how easy is it to bribe someone with a very low moral compass just gold tasteless gifts flattery and money and he’s your very best friend until you’re not
Never buying another Apple product, great job moron
So corrupt
Tim Apple
fuckn hell
Fuck you, Tim Apple.
Cook might as well drop to his knees and blow Trump. Fuck Apple.
Please remember this when it's time to get a new phone, laptop, tablet etc
The US are no more a safe and fair partner to do business with ..... Too much dependency on a corrupt president and government!
This is unreal. Yet it happened.
Boycott. Boycott all of this capitulant, toadying shit. Boycott Vichy Apple.
Where I work, if I were to give a gift to a government employee I would be instantly fired, whether I was doing company business with them or not. Apple shames itself. I'm proud to say I have never and will never buy an Apple product.
Apple CEO Tim Cook bribes Donald Trump with a custom gold Apple product. Fixed that for you.
I think Tim has some construction-grade knee pads.
So disgusting
is it kinda like a bottle full of milk? you give it to baby and baby shuts the fuck up for a minute?
That's a shame
This corrupt shit must be busted up
I love Mac but this is pukey
All I hear "Tim Apple," the gift bearing ass kisser saying: it's time to take the liberty to dump your iPhones/iEverything.
Tim Cook can go fuck himself.
Wait, I thought Trump had his own gold phone company he just launched. Must have gone bankrupt already, lol Fuck apple
Oh, Tim Apple…
I thought Apple insisted that villains can't carry their products.
Add $100B -chips Act from Biden that the donold will take credit for apnews.com/article/trum...
Tim Apple, wow, demonstrates his ability perfectly of being a spineless man lost in the endless pursuit of greed.
Wait, what? At the very end if this clip Trump steps back to the podium and says “the great people of Kentucky” and the clip ends. What about the “great people of Kentucky”? Asking for all Kentuckians like myself.
link?
Gross. 🤢🤮
Wow. I can’t believe what I’m seeing 👀🤨🍎🟠
We are Seeing what our founding fathers feared, even with the safe guards they put down, $$$ hate and the big fat 🍊 are becoming the end to this grand experiment.
Cook must be arrested for bribing a gov. official
You misspelled grift.
When is maga gonna wake up?
I wish i could afford to through my iPhone away. What putrid garbage
**throw— where’s that edit button 🥴
I just can’t envision that this turns around before complete dystopian collapse. Government, media, corporations…. everyone just playing their part in a show we’ve seen.
“The great people of Kentucky “… am so confused…. #kentucky #apple #dementiadon
I didn’t quite understand that as well. I must have missed something.
Did he mix us up with the people of Utah?
Oh… now I get it. Listening to @pivotpod.bsky.social … bsky.app/profile/wsj....
I regret choosing an iPad a couple of years ago, wouldn't buy any Apple product now, the brand is as offensive as a dictator's gold toilet.
Geez, looking at all of those men, I have never disrespected a group of politicians so much in my life as I do those evil people. They are all traitors to the US, all for money & power. They've destroyed a once respected county. It is now 3rd world calibre. So sad for the good people of the country.
Rob Larson explained this in Mastering the Universe. The favorite word among the super rich is “exclusive”. They are happiest when they can have something you and I can’t have. #wonderfulsecret
Anyone who has read history knows what is happening now and that it only benefits the top 5% (and sometimes not even that).
Did someone say…
So disappointed in Cook. Shame on you.
Fuck you Tim Cook !
Gifts for grifts
bsky.app/profile/live...
The thing is he's not allowed to keep it. Property of the US Gov. I hope they put a snitch somehow in it ...
Cook is no Jobs.
I don't think Jobs was much better. Either way this is Apple.
Et tu, Tim?
A bribe is a bribe is a bribe.
Hey #TimCook, you and all the other kiss A$$es🖕
Funny because I know for a fact that Apple has a provision that in movies the villain can't use an iPhone.
this is the fall of Rome such blatant corruption and cowardness
inb4 "it's not a bribe, how could it be; it's done all out in the open?" bookmark this
BARF
Welp there goes my iPhone. F them