Sometimes I nap so hard I forget what year it is, where I live, that it's not the night before, and other fun things. Alas, I am too self-aware to forget that.

This is not my beautiful home! This is not my beautiful wife!!!

I have literally woken up from a morning nap and been like, "Where is Nici? Why haven't they come to bed yet?" And then I remember it is 14 hours later.