Not to mention laugh really, really hard. Obviously

it'd be hilarious if he died but it would be short lived bc i really don't want jd vance as president. or any of his cabinet in their positions actually. i need all of them gone one way or the other

im still not really sure why people think hes dead. if he's sick, he has the united states' best healthcare literally at arms length. unless he keels over like a buggy oblivion character on stage im not buying it

They'll probably just reanimate his corpse at this point 💀

hollow him out and stretch his skin over one of those Honda Asimo Robots. Has about the same build too! Seriously though I'm sure he's fine. Just probably was playing Silk Song early all weekend