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RIOT 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social

You have to go to lesbians now, it's about the same but they've all dated before

aug 30, 2025, 3:07 pm • 293 7

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Meatball Rob @wrenispinkle.bsky.social

Unironically yes exactly I’m not a lesbian but have a lot of similar hobbies so have made many friends in the “I Know a Girl” universe and my god can they get shit done

aug 30, 2025, 3:50 pm • 16 0 • view
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ROUSes? I don't think they exist @rabblerous.bsky.social

Lesbians have always been a part of the Guy economy. Straight women, too - my grandma was amongst them, she could sew you a shirt or reupholster your car seats.

aug 30, 2025, 4:04 pm • 11 0 • view
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DaBella @highme.org

My woodworking Guy is @trustedreveler.bsky.social can confirm.

aug 30, 2025, 4:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sonny @sonnygalleani.bsky.social

😀

aug 30, 2025, 3:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Beth Howard @june-6-bug.bsky.social

😂 This is my sister's "I know a guy" circle, and she's not even a lesbian. She's a goat farmer with a lot of queer goat farmer friends, and among the lot of them, they know someone who can and will help with just about anything.

aug 30, 2025, 3:39 pm • 198 1 • view
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fullmiddle malcolmist @chlommunism.bsky.social

that sounds like heaven tbh

aug 30, 2025, 8:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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MsTeeTracey @tee-tee.bsky.social

Lesbian networks are even tighter than the guy networks. If you ask a group of lesbians who can install a dishwasher, you will have to draw straws to see who gets to do it.

aug 31, 2025, 1:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Beth Howard @june-6-bug.bsky.social

A few years back, one of the bigger fires was getting close to the farm. My sister's "I know a guy" circle showed up in a mix of farm trucks and Subarus before she even realized she needed to get out. They evacuated all 40 of her goats plus guardian dog and semi-feral barn cat within a couple hours.

aug 30, 2025, 5:55 pm • 11 0 • view
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Halley Hart @halleyhart.bsky.social

I love that about farming! I raise unusual, and uncommon ducks. There's a lot of lgbtq+ farmers! And my ducks failed at raising ducklings this year sadly. But! I know a guy 'bout an hour north who had some. He's just a dude, only txts cause he had a stroke and it affects his speech. Good dude.

Black cayuga duck with 2 baby ducklings nesting
aug 30, 2025, 7:22 pm • 4 0 • view
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Beth Howard @june-6-bug.bsky.social

There are, I was very pleasantly surprised! I'm a city person, and before I met her circle of friends, I (completely wrongly) assumed otherwise.

aug 30, 2025, 7:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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temporarygoodbye.bsky.social @temporarygoodbye.bsky.social

I raise sheep and goats., I'm dead ass roasted by you. I'm lmao

aug 30, 2025, 4:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social

Gay bee-keepers seem to be a thing. I've met four apiarists (not via one another) and they were all gay.

aug 30, 2025, 3:43 pm • 87 0 • view
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nonbinary cardinal copia @asterionhex.monster

- community-focused - communication through dancing - attracted to bright colors - ruled by queens I mean we have a lot in common with bees

aug 30, 2025, 10:09 pm • 12 0 • view
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Ms. Katonic ™️ @chaosfeminist.bsky.social

This is my local SRA chapter too

aug 31, 2025, 10:25 am • 2 1 • view
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2medicated 2care @2medicated.bsky.social

Are you hustling for honey🍯? I know I would 😊 🫶🍯

aug 30, 2025, 4:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steve Bartlett @st3veb.bsky.social

I've never even met 1 apiarist in my life and you're out here bumping into them regularly. I should be jealous but you know what; good for you.

aug 30, 2025, 4:25 pm • 50 0 • view
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ceej @ceej.online

oh you gotta get a Bee Guy

aug 30, 2025, 5:53 pm • 49 0 • view
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Bluesky's Hardest Man @justtom.bsky.social

You guys are pathetic. No wonder smithers made me the head Bee Guy

aug 30, 2025, 5:58 pm • 4 0 • view
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MileHighGeek @milehighgeek.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 7:17 pm • 29 0 • view
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CharleyNobody @charleynobody.bsky.social

I dont know where Bill Hayden lives but i live in megarich area (I’m local and predate tech boom) and the 1% get massive tax break if they have their property declared “agricultural reserve.” That means they sell something that meets requirement for “agriculture” including honey so they hire apiasts

aug 30, 2025, 5:04 pm • 5 0 • view
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Lex Montoya @turntopagex.bsky.social

My silly dyslexic ass really had to reread this and question what you were talking about, because I thought I must have missed out on a LOT of what Bill HADER has been doing since Barry.

aug 30, 2025, 5:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social

I had to look him up. Nah, that's not me.

aug 30, 2025, 5:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social

I mean, I knew it wasn't me without looking him up, but I didn't know who it was.

aug 30, 2025, 5:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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CharleyNobody @charleynobody.bsky.social

What about these Bill Haydens?

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aug 30, 2025, 6:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social

They're Bill Haydons, with an O. (I'm the one on the left)

aug 30, 2025, 6:03 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lex Montoya @turntopagex.bsky.social

Thanks, Bill Hayden! I’m glad I’m not the only one who didn’t know who these people were. They definitely aren’t you. 😂

aug 30, 2025, 6:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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CharleyNobody @charleynobody.bsky.social

Ah. Good thing or I’d have to call Jim Prideaux.

aug 30, 2025, 6:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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CharleyNobody @charleynobody.bsky.social

Apiarist, sorry

aug 30, 2025, 5:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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CharleyNobody @charleynobody.bsky.social

Here’s what they do - sell $10k worth of agricultural product and get massive property tax break. Create shell company in a relative’s name and show they bought $1Ok worth of honey and bingo, reduce property tax to near nothing. You know those pumpkin farms you see in autumn? Tax break

aug 30, 2025, 5:13 pm • 4 0 • view
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CharleyNobody @charleynobody.bsky.social

Horse farm = agricultural reserve Give horse riding lessons = tax break Guy I knew with horse farm sold “horse shampoo” = tax break Famous singer planted trees on property and sold firewood - cost of planting trees was less than property tax saving That’s why rich stay rich and our taxes go up

aug 30, 2025, 5:19 pm • 6 0 • view
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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social

One was German, one was from Manitoba, one was Scottish and I can't remember where the other one was from.

aug 30, 2025, 5:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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Udarnik 🇺🇦 @udarnik.bsky.social

This is interesting, because my son and I *are* apiarists and we don’t know any gay ones. Aside from us and one British woman, they’re all crusty old Yankees. Good to know, especially if you need a steer or a goT on short notice (don’t ask), but definitely not lesbians. Must be a locality dependent.

aug 30, 2025, 9:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social

As I said elsewhere, one was Scottish, one was German, one was Canadian and the other I don't remember, so I don't think it's a geographic thing. More likely I just don't have a representative sample.

aug 31, 2025, 2:52 am • 3 0 • view
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temporarygoodbye.bsky.social @temporarygoodbye.bsky.social

That matches my sample of 2 apiarists.

aug 30, 2025, 4:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Casmilus @casmilus.bsky.social

Bees don't discriminate.

aug 31, 2025, 9:36 am • 2 0 • view
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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social

I was going to say it was one of their best properties... but all their properties are excellent.

aug 31, 2025, 9:38 am • 0 0 • view
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IUPUI retired historian @grrlherstorian.bsky.social

She will want to read Allison Bechdel's new graphic book (part memoir/part fiction) in which the lead character has a pygmy goat rescue center. www.harpercollins.com/products/spe...

aug 30, 2025, 10:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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IUPUI retired historian @grrlherstorian.bsky.social

correction, pygmy goat sanctuary

aug 30, 2025, 10:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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temporarygoodbye.bsky.social @temporarygoodbye.bsky.social

Laughs in Lesbian plumber/electrical "guy"

aug 30, 2025, 4:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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K @precatlady.bsky.social

We queers all must be present because the bisexual & pansexuals must be there to ensure the lesbians are drinking enough beverages to stay hydrated (for example)

aug 31, 2025, 2:24 am • 0 0 • view