The reporter cites Bowser complementing Trump and just fuck man I ain't voting for her at all. We gotta kick her out.
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The only way to stop a bad bowser is with a good bowser! Wait....
sep 1, 2025, 12:46 am • 1 0 • view
At least Bowser from Mario is willing to spend time outside of villain hours doing recreational activities like go-karting.
sep 1, 2025, 12:47 am • 1 0 • view
Actually there was a kerfuffle right after the invasion when she went to Martha's Vineyard to pick up her kid from summer camp (?)
sep 1, 2025, 12:51 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah that tracks. I've never actually been to Martha's Vineyard. I'm a Cape Cod man, myself.
sep 1, 2025, 12:55 am • 1 0 • view
I'm one of those people who was shocked go find out it wasn't related to Martha Stewart so saying "I'm a Cape Cod man, myself" is adding layers of mystery to me.
sep 1, 2025, 1:00 am • 0 0 • view
I'm Massachusetts born and raised and Cape Cod has always been where we go in the summer. All my summer vacation memories are there. Mini golf, ice cream, the beach, and they even have a drive-in theater.
sep 1, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
I'm sure Martha's Vineyard has those things too, but they're not *my* things.
sep 1, 2025, 1:05 am • 1 0 • view
You: yay! Cape Cod! Summer Vacation! Me: Cape Cod? The colony?
sep 1, 2025, 1:06 am • 0 0 • view
I always do a land acknowledgement when I tee up on the first hole at a mini golf course (I don't actually do this because it is performative and accomplishes nothing).
sep 1, 2025, 1:08 am • 1 0 • view
It's honestly just a matter of the first time (and generally last) I heard about Cape Cod was in like elementary history class.
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