He & all the Trump sycophants, who said one thing about him when they were running against him, which was the truth then, & now say whatever they need to say to run with him. Hypocrisy at its highest. May the Universe deal to you & the others what you/they so richly deserve. Karma, do your thing…👀😖🤬

All for this lug. When this bag of sh*t isn’t whining, grifting, swatting, flailing, lying, or having a tantrum, he passes out like an infant after a crying jag.

And now to wait for the other testicle to descend.

Is he on Thorazine or did he get a lobotomy?

Saudi asset,or American asshat.

Both.

No amount of prayer is gonna save Marco. I can only imagine how many horrific things he’s seen in 3 months. He’s the only one that could actually wake up and pull the E brake.

When you’ve taken too many edibles and must act “normal”

Too many jobs?

Wow. My patriotic heart can't take his can-do, get-up-and-go attitude. He's as smooth as broken glass in a tornado.

If it isn’t Mr. Kiss Ass!

Is that elons child?

It looks like he’s eating too many Big Macs at the makeshift McDonalds the made for FOTUS.🫣

His soul has left the building!

He always looks to me like he feels like puking and I hope that’s how he’s going through life right now.

He’s probably tired of Trump asking him how his parents are doing back in Mexico.

Shut your mouth, Mario!

The ones I can’t understand are the compliant.

It looks like his arms are fake

“I’m going directly to Hell” - Marco Rubio

Disappointed the asteroid hasn't found him yet.

Need a pillow?

Someone call Mike Pillow!

Anyone else getting a Weekend at Bernie's vibe here?

Pooped following the YMCA dance

Sold his soul. He looks empty and defeated.

No one should ever let themself be photographed with such a stupid look on their face.

Since his days in Florida politics Rubio has always been a 💩

Gosh! This dude is taking it to the extreme in emulating his Master- look at that belly spread. Regard the loose and vacuous expression. Even the slouch. Must be On the Jobs Training taking its toll.

I guess he really liked being called Little Marco. a lot. so much.

....or uh oh

Love this for him.

That says volumes, Olga.✌🏾

How tired this guy must be.

[Thought bubble] I’m never gonna be president after this.

I love that the devil didn’t wait til Rubio was dead before claiming his soul.

🤣

It looks like the Little Marco Doll is getting a lot of playtime!

Doesn't he look like a guy who just knows he's going to hell-and should.

🤞🏼 it’s drugs and we can get him to defect

That moment when Doumo Arigato Marco Rubioto realizes "I could have had a V8"

lights on , no one home.

Oh! Indeed… The look of a Captain’s Mate who has realised it’s too late to jump ship

No soul detected. #MarcoRubio

So zooted

Uhmn,…Ugh. I think it was the lamb. Fact, I’m sure it was the lamb. So much lamb! Baked lamb. Roast lamb. Grilled lamb. Steamed lamb. Lamb o’ God! What’s with all the lamb?! I could f-ing bleat!! Micro R. Cruel Petite Potentate/Lamb hater! MAGA! Making American Goat(haters)Again 👊🇺🇸🐐

Shameless. Here we are hobnobbing with people that sponsor terrorism. Disgusting.

Is he high as a kite, because he looks like he’s high as a kite.

When you're along for the ride because it's your job, but your idiot boss has taken center stage...

These events would suck without alcohol

youtu.be/HIPljGWGNt4

Time of your life, huh kid?

He sold his soul for that.

The new Pope won’t hear his confession. 🤣

LOL. Not sure I’ve ever seen a cabinet member look like he’s just so bum fu*ked as Rubio. What a keeper.

He looks like shit

His life choices are catching up with him

he deserves every second of his pain

He doesn’t look so good

Soulless, spineless, treason weasel .

He’s thinking, I’m helping Trump and Musk get all this cool shit from the Saudis and I’m gonna get nothing except kicked to the curb before the year is out.

I wasnt sure you could stack shit that high...but there it is

mouth breather

I guess selling your soul to a degenerate. Evil creature eats at you. Little marco's not looking so good. Hopefully, the evil eating him inside, we'll finish him off.

Is it worth it?

All the corruption in those countries… S.A., U.A.E., Qatar, etc… I’m just sick of their evil asses (they treat women so bad there) & Al the dealings Trump & Co has with them. It’s disgusting

break out the smelling salts

Look at that gut! Slob! 😂🤣🤮

Marco has aged ten years since January.

Reminds me of Jack Nicholson's character in One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.

I actually blew this up to see if he was dribbling.

Collagen doesn't hold up in the desert.

He had enough yet? Gotta be close to breaking point.

I hope he gets the karma he deserves, every day for the rest of his pathetic life.

Hello darkness my old friend…

A+

Was thinking same lyrics!!! 🤣

This looks more like 😏 youtu.be/-r679Hhs9Zs

No one here gets out alive!

That works too!! 😂

His chair's not level: we should see drool dripping from both corners of his mouth in equal amounts.

LOL

Is this real? If I ever had a subscription to that magazine, I would surely have canned it when they named the ugliest, most corrupt MF’er “man of the year” GTFO

Seems crazy now (it was then too), but it absolutely was a thing: content.time.com/time/covers/...

Mmhmm

This is much darker when you read about the death threats and rampant extreme drug use. This might be a deranged hostage.

👀⁉️

He looks like shit probably because he is a piece of shit.

oink

When the first gummy didn’t do shit, so you ate two more. 🤤

He looks like he's sedated.

I hope the stress of this job is eating him up inside.

It certainly looks like he’s been stress-eating.

His buttons are doing a Ted cruz