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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social

The president has stated repeatedly that all Americans should be legally required to wear their underwear outside their clothes.

apr 27, 2025, 3:28 pm • 85 1

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xrayagent.bsky.social @xrayagent.bsky.social

People will learn to love it.

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Dave Nash @davenash3.bsky.social

...and the official language is now Swedish

apr 27, 2025, 4:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cpt. Dingus @captaindingus.bsky.social

The Very Silly Mayor is nonfiction

apr 27, 2025, 3:33 pm • 4 0 • view
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social

he was ultimately able to see the error of his ways, though.

apr 27, 2025, 3:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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California Adderalles 🇵🇸🇺🇦🍞🌹🌻↙️↙️↙️ @caliredandgreen.bsky.social

Big news for steampunks!

apr 27, 2025, 4:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lila Everywhere All At Once 👀🏳️‍⚧️ @lila-satori.bsky.social

“…so we can check.”

apr 27, 2025, 3:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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norcalbob @norcalbob.bsky.social

Whew, good to know! We're going into town later, and wouldn't want to look like rubes.

apr 27, 2025, 3:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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EC 1,109,679 @celriince.bsky.social

"... so we can check."

apr 27, 2025, 6:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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M Martin @mkennedymartin.bsky.social

Bananas!

apr 27, 2025, 3:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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memphissoulstu.bsky.social @memphissoulstu.bsky.social

All children under 16 years old…will now be…16 years old.

apr 27, 2025, 4:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social

I mean, people started wearing diapers to rallies without him even asking, so....

apr 27, 2025, 3:35 pm • 27 0 • view