Get out of my kitchen

Tupperware is typically non-lethal when it collides with a human, so it should be stored as high as possible or as low as possible if height is unavailable; inconvenient is an acceptable status for Tupperware.

No, that’s where you store the bag of popcorn with the insufficient zip closure

When I was on crutches, the family was feeding the dog and would keep the food in an open Tupperware container on top of the fridge held there by the door. The result: when Dad, on crutches, opened the fridge to get a beverage dog food was distributed across the whole kitchen floor. Hilarity ensued…

Here's where it goes over the top, because relatability. 😜

Yes! Because that’s where it goes. Don’t know why but it does.

I almost hesitate to mention this but for even EXTRA hilarity, this cabinet is also where I keep my oven mitts and, well

You can fix this.

Yet Felix is supposed to be guilty of tossing things around... What would darth™️ say, hmmm? 😆

are you sure you're a cartoonist and not an actor hired for a late night infomercial

are you familiar with Fibber McGee and Molly?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9FG...

Gotta say you are impressively dedicated to the bit

yeah the oven mitts, I could probably find a drawer to keep those in. 🤷‍♂️

Fibber McGee ass situation (I am old but not quite this old; my mother passed on this cultural lore to me from her youth)

We need video. Also, because humans are weird, seeing you battling an avalanche of Tupperware might go viral & boost your satire work.

At least my food storage containers are in a cabinet near the floor, so they don’t spill very far. That said my pantry, refrigerator and freezer have the same issue. I reach for one item and about 8 things come spilling out.

Storing heavy things over your glass top stove is funnier, topped only by having a microwave up there.

love it

Immediately what I thought of!

I was thinking more along the lines of the kitchen opener in 'Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?'

Ours are also in the cupboard above the oven. At least you’re probably more than 5 feet tall so you don’t have the added frisson of sometimes having to try to reach them using kitchen tongs or a bread knife.

I also use a high cabinet, but it's over all our smaller countertop appliances, so it really adds to the random spread of destruction when they all fall out