Is that horse still in the hospital?!

Just like trump 1 but more stupid and despotic. I don't know why people wanted this back

Revenge.

Just got this official email from the US government. I had clean forgotten that we had turned Medicaid and Medicare over to a literal snake oil salesman.

We have all become Marge Simpson.

How objectively exhausting he is should have been a big campaign issue.

Yeah. And yeah. Sad for all our young ones.

Oh we’re launching nukes at Cracker Barrel today? Cool.

Live fire exercises at the National Mall? Sure.

100,000% tariff on oil? Why not?

I wake up every day hopeful. Then the obituaries let me down again

Skipping over all NYT articles that begin with “trump says…”

And the answer is always “the stupid guy is doing quite a lot of damage. Even more than I anticipated.”

There were blissful days during Biden's presidency when I forgot Trump existed. Days at a time. It was glorious.

When Biden got elected, people went into the streets to cheer, and I wanted to join them, but I finally relaxed & took a peaceful nap for the first time in four years & missed the celebration.

I am old enough to remember 2 terms of Obama and one of Biden where I didn't wake up and say: "OH FUCK HE'S STILL PRESIDENT!"

I usually start with "Isn't that son of a bitch dead yet"

Agreed. I hate it so much!

on the West Coast, you used to wake up thinking 'I wonder what stupid thing he's tweeted this morning' but it seems to me like he's sleeping in and things don't really get rolling until early afternoon when he invites people into the Oval Office to tell them how he used to tie an onion to his belt

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