me too! I discipline my cat by shouting at him about pie-in-the-sky uncosted promises and asking if he's going to nationalise sausages and reopen Auschwitz

when he does a shit on the floor I scream ARE YOU GOING TO KNIT SOME JAM OUT OF THAT

You have shat on the floor, what happened to kinder, gentler politics eh eh eh

Oh I see you condemning one cat for shitting on the floor, but I don't see you taking in hundreds of cats to prevent other floors from being shat on. This is my understanding of hypocrisy.