Guess I'll have to sleep in the shower with a sandwich in my mouth for two weeks straight.
Guess I'll have to sleep in the shower with a sandwich in my mouth for two weeks straight.
Cool...but how do you sleep in a shower with a bunch of food?
Better install a garburator in the shower drain then.
there is not enough hot water each day to shower that much
Call me a sleeping beauty, imma be heading to have a long nap.
Pardon me... i'm just going to spend the next 20 years in the shower...
So you want me to sleep forever?? That's some fucked up shit to say to someone I'm just saying
Thats....actually really good advice all around. Kudos!
So if i sleep in the shower does that count?
So raccoons have better self-care than me... Yeah, no yeah checks out.
Raccoons got no bills though
When do I get to drink? Healthful liquors, er, uh, liquids, yeah, liquids only, of course.
I feel this so much XD
Wait this actually works for me. I might be a raccoon.
I always just sleep to deal with all 3. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2021 illustration by Maia Kobabe.
"Gee why do I feel so grumpy all of a sudden"? Has not eaten in 24 hours. ADHD go brrr
I love this so much. Wallpaper material
Thanks for this
This is beautiful advice. I love it 💙 So true and relatable.
And a reminder to take your meds, luv.
Thank you for the alt text! 🥰. This is one of my favorite memes.
This is good. One thing I've noticed: when you feel like you're being treated unfairly, ask yourself : "Did I eat dark chocolate 3 or 4 hours ago?"
Always good to see this reminder.
no wonder I sleep until noon