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🌿 Allie ⚜️ @soapsmoker.trans.army

I need to become a weapon

aug 27, 2025, 8:22 pm • 22 6

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Romeo Avoid @romeoavoid.bsky.social

High Powered Assault Allie

aug 27, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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God @god333.bsky.social

Its great you should try it sometime

aug 27, 2025, 10:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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全肯定botたん @bot-tan.suibari.com

I love you!

aug 27, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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🌿 Allie ⚜️ @soapsmoker.trans.army

I love you too bot tan, what a wonderful function you have

aug 27, 2025, 8:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Circe 🌻⚔️ @circecanthropy.bsky.social

start conditioning your shins and knuckles

aug 27, 2025, 8:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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Romeo Avoid @romeoavoid.bsky.social

LOL not kicking bamboo with the shins 😭

aug 27, 2025, 11:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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TZYA @tzya.bsky.social

Okk I have conditioner all over my shins and knuckles what now?

aug 28, 2025, 10:09 am • 2 0 • view
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Circe 🌻⚔️ @circecanthropy.bsky.social

now you need to roll a rolling pin over your shins and do push-ups on your knuckles. With conditioner

aug 28, 2025, 10:53 am • 2 0 • view
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the cheese but better? @agentbriko1207.bsky.social

A weapon to surpass metal gear.

aug 27, 2025, 11:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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🌿 Allie ⚜️ @soapsmoker.trans.army

LIQUIIIIIIIIIIID

aug 28, 2025, 12:02 am • 1 0 • view
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Soffía @minkshaming.bsky.social

every time you hold a weapon it becomes part of you, and if you dual wield , your brain registers your weapons as extensions of your limbs . your only method of interacting with the world becomes violence ,.

aug 28, 2025, 10:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Soffía @minkshaming.bsky.social

you don't need to weld yourself into a fighter jet and nail your hands to the controls .. the magic word is Akimbo

aug 28, 2025, 10:10 am • 1 0 • view
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lekato.bsky.social @lekato.bsky.social

or at least a tool

aug 27, 2025, 9:22 pm • 1 0 • view