😔 I don't wanna sound callous, but he promised this would be the last election. Percentages don't matter anymore 🤔

Okay, well, I couldn't vote against them more than once.

Welcome to Europe, we appreciate the rule of law (warning: we also have our share of lunatics, putler's 👢lickers, rightwingers 🤬).

I'm sure, but somehow I think I'd be happier there. You could keep Vance, as a pet. He's very submissive, it would seem.

You're very persuasive, very skilled salesman, but... no, no no & no, won't take your kind offer. Thank you for your understanding.